seeking Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 beardo: "I'm a chronic fingernail cleaner" seeking: "Do your fingers really get that dirty sitting at your desk?" Beardo: "Dude, I just enjoy the feeling of clean fingernails." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Seeking Innononcence, you really do talk a lot of shit. Like what the? :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 dont sleep on the grime under your nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 18, 2001 Author Share Posted December 18, 2001 Originally posted by Rodney Trotter Seeking Innononcence, you really do talk a lot of shit. Like what the? :rolleyes: You think this post qualifies as 'talking shit'? Making light of the incredible dullness that is our collective workday now qualifies as 'talking shit'? what happend to good old fashioned american sarcasm? oh thats right, your english... well then that explains it. open real wide, lemme see them pearly whites :) seeking/now im talking shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Yeah I'm always cleanin gunk under my nails. I never clip them w/clippers, feels odd. So I always pick the long parts off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 ....huh....so beardo is an obsessive compulsive hippie....go figure......r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Originally posted by seeking innocence You think this post qualifies as 'talking shit'? Making light of the incredible dullness that is our collective workday now qualifies as 'talking shit'? what happend to good old fashioned american sarcasm? oh thats right, your english... well then that explains it. open real wide, lemme see them pearly whites :) seeking/now im talking shit Arguing on the internet is like competeing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. So I don't bother.:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 18, 2001 Author Share Posted December 18, 2001 i dont argue, i set faggot ass fruit booters on fire then i burn down their mothers houses just in case they had some spare wheels hiding in the basement. seeking/getting the job done is priority number one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 I love you. :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 18, 2001 Author Share Posted December 18, 2001 you dont love me, you just love my doggy style... seeking/G's up, Hoe's down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 beardo/youre wearing out the / thing dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 18, 2001 Author Share Posted December 18, 2001 haha, i almost didnt, cause i knew you were gonna say that. your like a pesky little angel on my shoulder who happens to be right alot, but still, i hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 no comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 feel the love dont touch me there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz dont touch me there <singing> "I touch myself..." doo doo doodoodoodooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 hmmmmm i just trimmed my nails at work for the first time EVER! i also shampoo at work sometimes, you know when i am running late and dont have time to showerz what shampoo do you guys like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bumdigger Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 this fool rodney is on my dick hard. i eat the english Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 http://www.videoeyecorp.com/clip2.jpg'> VideoEye!!! The VideoEye! is also an excellent personal grooming aid. The included mirror attachment allows it to be used as a huge magnifying mirror. Men find that it works well for shaving, and women use it to apply makeup. It can be used to inspect wounds, find a sliver, or take a closer look at a questionable mole. The variable swing arm makes it as easy to inspect just below your shoulder blade as it is to look at your forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 hahaha this thread is so much funnier because of how far away you guys are to each other. the sarcasm meter would come in handy in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 18, 2001 Author Share Posted December 18, 2001 who? me and beard? i can throw a spit ball and hit him in the head from my desk, were not far at all... me and rodney however, we are far apart. seperated by not only an ocean or two, but also by an extreme evolutionary gap. me and the knuckle dragger are dynamic polar opposits. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Originally posted by seeking innocence who? me and beard? i can throw a spit ball and hit him in the head from my desk, were not far at all... me and rodney however, we are far apart. seperated by not only an ocean or two, but also by an extreme evolutionary gap. me and the knuckle dragger are dynamic polar opposits. :) yeah, I know. the fact that you're 10 feet apart and talking to each other through 12oz is great. good laughs. we really need that sarcasm meter, no joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 i chew my fingrnails and stick them between my front teeth. i like it when theres alot of dirt under the nails as well, its salty and crunchy. YUM YUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 what do you and beardo do for a living? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 wow, thanks hesh. all of a sudden i look like the picture of sanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 18, 2001 Author Share Posted December 18, 2001 we make the web a better place. im fucking lying. we listen to cds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 You know in Fight Club, when Edward Norton smiles and kind of squirts blood through his teeth? I just got a mental picture of Hesh smiling with a bunch of finger nail pieces stuck between his teeth. I think that just brightened my day a little bit. Thanks, sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 i listen to phish all day, and he listens to faith no more all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Originally posted by beardo i listen to not very good music all day, and he listens to good music all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted December 19, 2001 Share Posted December 19, 2001 when im not listening to phish im listening to cypher_one make bad jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 19, 2001 Share Posted December 19, 2001 fightclub was written about me mango ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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