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So over fifty pounds of weed was mailed to my work today...by mistake..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by siloette, May 18, 2002.

  1. siloette

    siloette Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2001 Messages: 670 Likes Received: 0
    So while you guys were on here talking about pussies and even bigger pussies I was at work..

    At about 4 pm while I was putting price tages on rolled canvas a pimply faced ups worker came strolling in looking a bit skittish..He asked if he could drop two boxes off in the front..I told him to walk around back where A manager would meet him for delivery drop off..This was a new delivery driver..Note also it was on a saturday..we dont get deliveries on the weekends.

    Anyways while labeling shit..basically looking busy.... my boss wanders up to me and in a hush tone says.."So there is about 75 pounds of black tar heroin back there"

    I listened and heard about three of my co workers freaking out in the back room..talking about "fuck yeah vegas here I come" So I say "You have to be shitting me" and run back to investigate..When i get into the recieving room there are two big boxes stacked..
    The top one was open enough for me to peer in and see a thick dense pillow of a dark substance..I get closer and take a big whiff..

    What I was seeing there was a 12 by 16 brick of hash...which actually turned out to be weed....I swore it was hash by smell..haha...delivered by mistake to my work....

    This is what happened..Someone was mailing two 26 pound boxes to a certain alias..but wrote down the wrong address hence we got it..What the fuck is this? Now check this out..the place it was being sent from was a fifteen minute drive away...How does this work..Is this the ultimate scheme from the inside of my work..or just a stoner who wrote down the wrong address..One things for sure..this has to be one of the weirdest weeks of my life and believe me Ive had a fucking ride of a life..How does someone pack up about fifty thousand dollars worth of mary jane and trust the post office that much..What insane person delivers that amount through the state when its fifteen minutes away and manages to have the return info and phone number on it..as well as getting the address wrong..

    oh and unfortunately my boss had called the cops before we could retire and move to spain from the ultimate delivery...

    true story..Im serious..
    so how was your day?
     
  2. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    your boss is a FUCKIN RETARD ! someone should have pleaded with him , he coulda made more money that day than he would in a year . what a dumb fuck . i woulda packed it up and brought it home . then moved out of state .
    you seriously shoulda knocked him out , youda been rich .
     
  3. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

  4. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    crazy crazy now the cops are moving to spain for selling that shit back on the streets
     
  5. siloette

    siloette Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2001 Messages: 670 Likes Received: 0
    tell me about it ..I hate today....the irony makes me want to sucker punch my upper management..the whole rest of the day I was pacing back and forth..

    oh and gnes..Im sure you go to this place on a pretty regular basis..
     
  6. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    so you live down in my area now?
     
  7. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    shit happens to me all the time, no biggie
     
  8. 23578

    23578 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2000 Messages: 2,521 Likes Received: 0
    first there were regular narks, narking on thier bosses and whatnot.

    then they evolved into the uber nark, the nark who sells you cheap drugs to catch you after you've made the deal. often heard to be saying, "oh, i'm just throwing you this extra 3 times the amount you wanted because you're such a valued customer".

    ahh, which brings me to the next form of nark. guy figures hey, do i really need to get mixed up in the shit at all. a little voice inside says, "i'll just drop some drugs off here and see what happens, if they smoke it i will always know where to get more".
     
  9. siloette

    siloette Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2001 Messages: 670 Likes Received: 0
    yeah..but Im hoping to be on to better climates soon..you know what I mean..
     
  10. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    yeah i know what you mean but before you do id love to paint some stuff with you if you ever have time
     
  11. platapie

    platapie Guest

    her boss isnt a retard. just maybe not someone who is willing to take advantage of someone elses stupidity. i can say if i was your boss silo. all the workers would not have found out and i would have put that shit straigh tinto my car. with the use of the workers carrying everythign and me sayign be careful those are fragile.
     
  12. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    pure genius
     
  13. pimp n panda

    pimp n panda Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 11, 2001 Messages: 149 Likes Received: 0
    my sevens always look like twos....

    i am typing my shit from now on....

    and fuck U.P.S.
    this is what brown did for me....
    lost 50 lbs of my "headstash" now i only have 50 left.... how will i make it through the week?

    LOL

    from now on i am personally opening all the companies packages....

    50 x 4000 = 200,000
    i would settle for 50 x 2000 = 100,000

    then buy a state and move there, bulldoze the whole thing and park a double wide right smack dab in the middle.....

    "PANDASAS, USA"

    ------------------------
    blundering postally
     
  14. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    your manager is a fuckin idiot
     
  15. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    i got some dominos cupons in the mail today.:eek:
     
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