SleepAnDream Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 you heard it right. i met this girl a couple weeks into my divorce (yeah, you heard right again) at a house party at a boys house. chillin there, drinking a 40 when i look over to see an interesting sight. wait. what is it? ah yes, a random hot girl. nice. so there she is, talking some mumbojumbo about koolaid, asking people what flavor they would be if they were the koolaid. so this dude sneaks in, trying to smooth talk and asks her what flavor SHE would be. me, being the chubby rico swave of 2005 pipes in: "shit fool, she aint a flavor, shes the sugar that makes kool aid sweet." Zing. who wouldve thought that THE worst line in history would get my foot in the door? ha, not i. anyways...were chillaxin, shooting the shit. i get hammered and fall asleep. enter a week later... i see said girl at another party surrounded by dudes. i weasle in, shoot the shit and BAM! get her number. chubby boy:2 erryone else:0. we chill a couple times, i invite her to go see talib kweli. she accepts. zing. CRS2005:3, the rest of the world:0. so the day comes, i call her and she says shes mighty sick. gay. wtf? whatever. so i drop it and go to the show (which was great btw) come to find out, she tells me she wasnt sick after all. were making out pretty hard, im groping the funbags and she goes "damn, be careful, theyre new." whaaaat? zing. nice. sick my fucking arse. so anyways, the days progress, i start learning a bit about her. turns out, her dad had a big life insurance policy. well, he got killed by a drunk when she was 2. enter the bazillion dollars. holy shit. the convo was slightly akward. evidently everyone in her life is after her $$$. go figure. but i really had no clue and it makes little difference to me. regardless. i dont know..shes got mad good qualities about her...she rides an r6, shes crazy, shes hot, shes hilarious, shes a sexual demon, shes got ginormous breasts, shes super generous, shes great at pool and shes willing to fufill ALL fantasies ive ever had (including fucking me in a yard while drinking a 40 of OE, listening to headphones and smoking a cigg and also having a threesom with another broad) ha...seriously, i really could go on and on. hrmm. but im rambling. anyways, i figured id share. this girl is one of which i will never come across again...i guess the only thing is, the only morals i have are still kind of working. see,my divorce isnt even finalized...april 10th. i dont know. i really have no point...kind of just needed to vent...eat a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 she rides an R6 and has fake tits? damn. "As you attourney, I advise you to play it chill, then knock her up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postmodernism Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 So.... does your new girlfriend have a sister? And yeah What key said. Play it chil and then Knock her up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTTS1 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 sounds like your having the time of your life... fair play :mexican: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 14, 2005 Author Share Posted March 14, 2005 gay, 12oz wont support a .bmp. theres the link.... meh, closeup shot. i have better but my accounts all fuckered up. damn, and upon going through my photobucket account, i should make a "dope girls ive banged" thread. baha...that shit would somehow get back to me though...i know it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Get right in there....keep right in there.... get married, get a joint account then divorce her.... show us some pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTTS1 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 lend us some money and borrow me the bike ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 some real advice.... you said it yourself, she feels that people are after her cash, so you dont want to be one of those people. Just play it chill, have all the crazy sex and other such fun you can. Dont ever bring up money or she might get defensive. In fact, if you insist on paying for her she'll probably think you're tops. yeah... then knock her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 14, 2005 Author Share Posted March 14, 2005 sexual beast: if my semen doesnt end up in her mouth, it was bad sex. i am to come in her mouth ANY time i come. as per her order. i think im in love... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 What's nice about it is you can be honest. "Baby, straight up I'm not after your money, I after those titties." "oh, you are ture to me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 fresh as fuck yo. my boys ex-fiance's dad died fighting a fire and she scored millions - she fucking left my boy the minute she got the money and "fell in love" with some other fire fighter. moral of the story: treat your boo good cause you never know when her dad may get burned up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 14, 2005 Author Share Posted March 14, 2005 i took her anal V sweater as well. ha, down ass chick...like i said...i can go on and on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 okay... stop braggin. and in a month when you find yourself heartbroken, broke and sold into man-harem slavery, dont come crying to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 14, 2005 Author Share Posted March 14, 2005 yeah, im moving 400 miles away in june. thats gayer than 18 men fucking 9 men... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Tits that're going to stay firm forever, a million dollars, and she likes it when you cum on her face? Wow, what a nightmare. ... I'm probably going to end up marrying a 34 year old Coney waitress with bad bunions that really likes Kid Rock. Fuck this shit. :hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Yeah, it's all good until you wake up and one of your kidney's is missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 14, 2005 Author Share Posted March 14, 2005 marrige is no fun, trust me. i suggest you find your own 21 year old millionaire with fake tatties and an R6. right theres where its at... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 ^ trust me.... I'm looking for one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 14, 2005 Author Share Posted March 14, 2005 i pick em good. check out the myspace photo thread...i bang that girl everytime i see her. shes pre law at UMass. i know how to pick em... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 by the way, your duty as a man is to take pictures of her topless with loads of cash. and post them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Wait, you live in Mass and you're having sex with her in your YARD? Dude it's fucking freezing out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone gone forever Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 pics :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 this is going to end ugly, please believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Mar 14 2005, 04:58 PM Yeah, it's all good until you wake up and one of your kidney's is missing. Quoted post dirty pretty things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 14, 2005 Author Share Posted March 14, 2005 fuck it. ill ride it into the ground. but yeah, not mass right now. down in the DC metro area. but ill be back up that way this summer, hence the 400 mile relocation comment. the yard sex will come...oh it will. that came about too by a simple comment "i could die happy" i said once. "oh really? no, wait, what would it take for that comment to be serious? what would need to happen for you to just be like, i could die happy, nothing could be better and life would just be meaningless after this moment. what would that moment be?" she asked. so i told her.. "a warm summer day, painting a daytime burner, drinking a 40. headphones on, jedi blasting my eardrums out, cigarette hanging from my lips all while getting the most crucial dome ever.. yes, i do believe i would die happy." her "thats all? thats easy enough. lets do it." me. "jesus. youre the girl dudes write songs about and shit." sheeeeeit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 i agree...you better finish up that divorce and get some cash from this chick before she finds a new rico suave. and when was this kweli show? and how did i miss it :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutonce Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 5 years from now what will be happening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 he'll be posting on 12oz about 'remember that hot rich girl who let him put it in her ass in the first week? yeah, she's a whore now'. that's the problem with enviable qualities...everyone else envy's them as well. in the long run, you can't win at those odds. not to be all old man gloom and shit, but you know it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 easy come, easy go. so on that note..... enjoy it for all it's worth before it's gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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