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So my new girlfriends got a million dollars...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SleepAnDream, Mar 14, 2005.

  1. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    you heard it right. i met this girl a couple weeks into my divorce (yeah, you heard right again) at a house party at a boys house. chillin there, drinking a 40 when i look over to see an interesting sight. wait. what is it? ah yes, a random hot girl. nice. so there she is, talking some mumbojumbo about koolaid, asking people what flavor they would be if they were the koolaid. so this dude sneaks in, trying to smooth talk and asks her what flavor SHE would be. me, being the chubby rico swave of 2005 pipes in:
    "shit fool, she aint a flavor, shes the sugar that makes kool aid sweet."
    Zing. who wouldve thought that THE worst line in history would get my foot in the door? ha, not i. anyways...were chillaxin, shooting the shit. i get hammered and fall asleep. enter a week later...
    i see said girl at another party surrounded by dudes. i weasle in, shoot the shit and BAM! get her number. chubby boy:2 erryone else:0.
    we chill a couple times, i invite her to go see talib kweli. she accepts. zing. CRS2005:3, the rest of the world:0. so the day comes, i call her and she says shes mighty sick. gay. wtf? whatever. so i drop it and go to the show (which was great btw) come to find out, she tells me she wasnt sick after all. were making out pretty hard, im groping the funbags and she goes "damn, be careful, theyre new." whaaaat? zing. nice. sick my fucking arse. so anyways, the days progress, i start learning a bit about her. turns out, her dad had a big life insurance policy. well, he got killed by a drunk when she was 2. enter the bazillion dollars. holy shit. the convo was slightly akward. evidently everyone in her life is after her $$$. go figure. but i really had no clue and it makes little difference to me. regardless. i dont know..shes got mad good qualities about her...she rides an r6, shes crazy, shes hot, shes hilarious, shes a sexual demon, shes got ginormous breasts, shes super generous, shes great at pool and shes willing to fufill ALL fantasies ive ever had (including fucking me in a yard while drinking a 40 of OE, listening to headphones and smoking a cigg and also having a threesom with another broad) ha...seriously, i really could go on and on. hrmm. but im rambling. anyways, i figured id share. this girl is one of which i will never come across again...i guess the only thing is, the only morals i have are still kind of working. see,my divorce isnt even finalized...april 10th. i dont know. i really have no point...kind of just needed to vent...eat a dick.
     
  2. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    she rides an R6 and has fake tits? damn.

    [​IMG]

    "As you attourney, I advise you to play it chill, then knock her up."
     
  3. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
  4. postmodernism

    postmodernism Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Messages: 135 Likes Received: 0
    So.... does your new girlfriend have a sister?


    And yeah What key said. Play it chil and then Knock her up
     
  5. NOTTS1

    NOTTS1 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2003 Messages: 1,043 Likes Received: 0
    sounds like your having the time of your life...
    fair play :mexican:
     
  6. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    gay, 12oz wont support a .bmp. theres the link....
    meh, closeup shot. i have better but my accounts all fuckered up. damn, and upon going through my photobucket account, i should make a "dope girls ive banged" thread. baha...that shit would somehow get back to me though...i know it...
     
  7. hopeizm

    hopeizm Member

    Joined: Oct 3, 2003 Messages: 578 Likes Received: 1
    Get right in there....keep right in there.... get married, get a joint account then divorce her.... show us some pics
     
  8. NOTTS1

    NOTTS1 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2003 Messages: 1,043 Likes Received: 0
    lend us some money and borrow me the bike ;)
     
  9. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    some real advice....

    you said it yourself, she feels that people are after her cash,
    so you dont want to be one of those people. Just play it
    chill, have all the crazy sex and other such fun you can.
    Dont ever bring up money or she might get defensive. In fact,
    if you insist on paying for her she'll probably think you're tops.

    yeah... then knock her up.
     
  10. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    sexual beast: if my semen doesnt end up in her mouth, it was bad sex. i am to come in her mouth ANY time i come. as per her order. i think im in love...
     
  11. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    What's nice about it is you can be honest.

    "Baby, straight up I'm not after your money, I after those titties."

    "oh, you are ture to me."
     
  12. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    fresh as fuck yo. my boys ex-fiance's dad died fighting a fire and she scored millions - she fucking left my boy the minute she got the money and "fell in love" with some other fire fighter. moral of the story: treat your boo good cause you never know when her dad may get burned up
     
  13. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    i took her anal V sweater as well. ha, down ass chick...like i said...i can go on and on.
     
  14. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    okay... stop braggin.

    and in a month when you find yourself heartbroken, broke
    and sold into man-harem slavery, dont come crying to us.
     
  15. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    yeah, im moving 400 miles away in june. thats gayer than 18 men fucking 9 men...
     
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