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SO MUCH FOR SPRING "BREAK"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MartiansOnMeth, Apr 5, 2005.

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  1. MartiansOnMeth

    MartiansOnMeth New Jack

    Joined: Feb 24, 2005 Messages: 28 Likes Received: 0
    NO BEACH NO NOTHING.
    and my fucking idiot senile dad ran over my fucking cat of 14 years on easter fucking sunday on the way to church. she was rad as shit too. she had no teeth and was morbidly obese and when we heard "THUD" i was like OH MAN and that fucking cat was spinning like a i dunno what and then she went into shock and that shit was gruesome. her mouth was gaping and her tongue was hanging out and her stomach was like inflating like an ethiopian baby with ebola and shit and then she died and i was like "fuck it" but i was really sad.

    but yo its cool cos i got a "BANGING" tan and it's like melanoma farm all over my body and yesterday i got all these rl polo d-rings in all these crazy colors and its like a fucking rainbow mardi gras parade in rio going on in my closet and some onitsuka tigers too and some bvlgari cologne and shit and tons of seersucker cos im stylin and pervin like mervin and smokin crack behind the boathouse in nantucket.

    so the god damned pope died. im gonna tell all you fuckin wiccans straight up im a real tru OG catholic i pray the rosary every night even when im strung and i got all these jesus candles and shit like a tranny housekeeper from little havana but yo im glad that white toad died he was wayyyyyy fucking liberal that piece of shit all those dagos cryin and shit at st peters in their aladdin pants and space boots and musky crotches and greaseball faces and shit LET ME TELL YOU those dagos wanna fuck everything that moves i almost got my rosey ass raped in capri by a grandpa when all i wanted was some fuckin lemon gelato. fuck ing dagos im from azerbaijan an country thats so fucking cool you dont know it exists because it doesnt but i still have a fucking city there named after my ass even tough its bombed out from commies like nailbat.

    so ephedrine is about to go on lock cos all the cousi n fuckers are cookin up ice in their fuckin double wides shitheads my old boss was on that shit but anyways so much for dropping back down to 90 or blowin out my heart before i hit 21.


    wheres the kangaroos at i got packages packages.
     
  2. courtorder

    courtorder Senior Member

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    yo, fuck you- im italian, you cocksucking piece of shit
     
  3. MartiansOnMeth

    MartiansOnMeth New Jack

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  4. MartiansOnMeth

    MartiansOnMeth New Jack

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    word i got jazzercize tapes and backstage passes to sissy nobey at MIRAGE baby
     
  5. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

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    hmm..well.uh, sorry about your cat..
     
  6. MartiansOnMeth

    MartiansOnMeth New Jack

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    AUSSIES WHERES THAT NIGGER BLAME
     
  7. WRECKONIZE

    WRECKONIZE Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 15, 2003 Messages: 1,282 Likes Received: 1
    you are a fucking clown, see you in hell.
     
  8. Im Broke

    Im Broke Senior Member

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    i say fuck spring break, and the only thing i got in that whole thing was that you are a crack smokin homo.

    "but yo its cool cos i got a "BANGING" tan and it's like melanoma farm all over my body and yesterday i got all these rl polo d-rings in all these crazy colors and its like a fucking rainbow mardi gras parade in rio going on in my closet " - MartiansOnMeth

    yea im sry bout your cat to.
     
  9. defyoner

    defyoner Elite Member

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    boo hoo. i spent my spring break working. get over it. pussy.
     
  10. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    this thread makes my brain ache.
     
  11. seppuku

    seppuku Member

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    Where's Sissy playing? I wanna go too.
     
  12. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
  13. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    No seriously, the first time that pic was posted I was totally like, dude thats some lame shit WTF. But now that youve posted it again and again. Its really fucking awesome.

    Jesus loves.
     
  14. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
    thats because there's no fotango shit at the bottom :)
     
  15. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    um...what? methamphetamines kill, buddy.
     
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