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So last night....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DETO, Jun 21, 2004.

  1. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    ...who else got laid?
     
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i get laid like 5 times a week. aint no thang.

    i'm thinking about taking up golf cos i've got sex dialled and i need a new challenge
     
  3. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
  4. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    i got laid a while back, but here is some advice


    if you meet a girl at work, and she likes you, and her mom buys you lots of food for your new house, that dosent mean have sex with her. YOu might think that because she is 20 and has been having sex for 8 years, and has a kid, she is good at sex, no, thats wrong. She will just talk to you while you are having sex and ask you weird things like "you dont kiss while you are having sex, thats stupid". You wll get upset

    the thing you dont do next is when she says you can have her futon for your new house, you def dont go get it, then invite her over and have sex with her on said futon, because even though it is better, she thinks you are hers or something. THe thing to do is, when you are done, you sit up, throw away your condom, then sit back down, with her naked (but you didnt take her bra off because she has ugly breasts) and watch boy meets world. Watch out, you will get "oh, youre done, youre through with me?" and your response is to lean over, kiss her on the cheek and continue to watch boy meets world.

    With that, you wil get at work "kyle, what are you doing? probably watchin boy meets world, cuz Cory and Topanga are more important than everything"

    That is my tip, dont have sex with girls from work
     
  5. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
  6. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    no, serious, its all true
     
  7. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    no, i'm sure it is, that just makes it that much funnier.
     
  8. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    casek knows about it, i told him,,,,,its all about bowling balls in tube socks....
     
  9. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    well, she did pay you with gifts. what did she expect?? when a guy hires a prostitute you don't ask her to wash your clothes, what made her think she was getting a relationship out of it?
     
  10. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    shit was so terrible, so terrible. Well, all in all, she is realy immature, i dont knwo what, but she kept askin "is it ok if i like you?" damn it was terrible.......
     
  11. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    "like me all you want, just don't expect me to like you back" :lol:
     
  12. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    haha, thats what i should have said to her, i just said "ok". It was so awkward ABC, terrible, She always says "i cant do the durty now for a year" SHE CALLS IT DOIN THE DURTY, she is so immature
     
  13. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    she can't "do the dirty" for a year? why, did you hit that shit so hard it looked like a bag of squashed tomatos?

    and you said this chick has a kid? i feel sorry for the little bastard
     
  14. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    lookin back i dont know why i did what i did. Its a girl, so it cant be a bastard. haha, it was bad though, thas for sure. I seriously cant remember why did it.

    And yeah, she says i cant just go around doin the dirty with everyone, i have to wait a year now

    OH, i just rememberd this, she said "you better not go and have sex with anyone else for at least a month, but i hope it at least six months"

    to which i replied "so can we have sex up until 6 months from now and then i have sex with someoen new the next day, so im not deprived for 6 months"

    she didnt like that, and thank god i didnt have sex again
     
  15. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    After a mild pussy-drought.. I now have 3 girls I'm hitting on the regular. I definately got laid last night and had to blow
    of some other chick tonite because my whole body still feels like jello from the 9-hour tummy-bumping shinanigans.



    Fucking myspace, man...
     
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