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So last night....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DETO, Jun 21, 2004.

  1. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

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    So last night....

    Discussion started by DETO - Jun 21, 2004

    ...who else got laid?
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    i get laid like 5 times a week. aint no thang.

    i'm thinking about taking up golf cos i've got sex dialled and i need a new challenge
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    me.
     
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    Overtime - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    i got laid a while back, but here is some advice


    if you meet a girl at work, and she likes you, and her mom buys you lots of food for your new house, that dosent mean have sex with her. YOu might think that because she is 20 and has been having sex for 8 years, and has a kid, she is good at sex, no, thats wrong. She will just talk to you while you are having sex and ask you weird things like "you dont kiss while you are having sex, thats stupid". You wll get upset

    the thing you dont do next is when she says you can have her futon for your new house, you def dont go get it, then invite her over and have sex with her on said futon, because even though it is better, she thinks you are hers or something. THe thing to do is, when you are done, you sit up, throw away your condom, then sit back down, with her naked (but you didnt take her bra off because she has ugly breasts) and watch boy meets world. Watch out, you will get "oh, youre done, youre through with me?" and your response is to lean over, kiss her on the cheek and continue to watch boy meets world.

    With that, you wil get at work "kyle, what are you doing? probably watchin boy meets world, cuz Cory and Topanga are more important than everything"

    That is my tip, dont have sex with girls from work
     
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    DETO - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    :lol:
     
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    no, serious, its all true
     
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    DETO - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    no, i'm sure it is, that just makes it that much funnier.
     
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    Overtime - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    casek knows about it, i told him,,,,,its all about bowling balls in tube socks....
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    well, she did pay you with gifts. what did she expect?? when a guy hires a prostitute you don't ask her to wash your clothes, what made her think she was getting a relationship out of it?
     
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    Overtime - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    shit was so terrible, so terrible. Well, all in all, she is realy immature, i dont knwo what, but she kept askin "is it ok if i like you?" damn it was terrible.......
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    "like me all you want, just don't expect me to like you back" :lol:
     
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    Overtime - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    haha, thats what i should have said to her, i just said "ok". It was so awkward ABC, terrible, She always says "i cant do the durty now for a year" SHE CALLS IT DOIN THE DURTY, she is so immature
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    she can't "do the dirty" for a year? why, did you hit that shit so hard it looked like a bag of squashed tomatos?

    and you said this chick has a kid? i feel sorry for the little bastard
     
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    Overtime - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    lookin back i dont know why i did what i did. Its a girl, so it cant be a bastard. haha, it was bad though, thas for sure. I seriously cant remember why did it.

    And yeah, she says i cant just go around doin the dirty with everyone, i have to wait a year now

    OH, i just rememberd this, she said "you better not go and have sex with anyone else for at least a month, but i hope it at least six months"

    to which i replied "so can we have sex up until 6 months from now and then i have sex with someoen new the next day, so im not deprived for 6 months"

    she didnt like that, and thank god i didnt have sex again
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Jun 21, 2004

    After a mild pussy-drought.. I now have 3 girls I'm hitting on the regular. I definately got laid last night and had to blow
    of some other chick tonite because my whole body still feels like jello from the 9-hour tummy-bumping shinanigans.



    Fucking myspace, man...
     
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