Hoblow Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Well, after a huge night out last night at a very smoky and very loud club, coupled with a minor throat infection, i've lost my voice. I can only whisper to communicate and if i try to speak normally, you can't even understand me. Does anybody know of some sure fire, quick working home remedies that will help to return the silky tones of my voice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 try not to talk too much, it will strain it even more. Not too sure about remedies, maybe honey, I dunno tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 retrace your steps, it might still be where you left it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 your a bastard arcel stole the words right out of my head.....i dispise you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted February 6, 2004 Author Share Posted February 6, 2004 Thats what i thought, but it's not in any of the clothes i wore out last night. I must've dropped it at the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 stick a cactus up your bum. it's won't bring your voice back, but that'll be the least of your worries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 I'm sure drinking plenty of fluids and avoiding speech would only speed up your recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Gargle protein, you sick fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 seriously though,try honey, gargel salt water<-this helps with sore throghts so maybe it can help with relaxing and easing the pain maybe.if all else fail vix-thera-flu tastse's like jolly-rancher apple's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 mr. ABC is on a roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 that is weird every year or two i'll get a minor cold anmd then for csome reason my voice just goes.. this year was particularly bad.. i couldnt talk for lieka week and when i tried to say somehtign at a normal voice volume it was kinda squeaky.. it was really weiirrdd.. just dont tlak alot and drink lossa fluids... "cepacol" throat lozanges might alos help too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 start saving up for one of those steven hawkin devices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted February 6, 2004 Author Share Posted February 6, 2004 I'm cookin up a drink of hot water and honey, with just a splash of lemon. Don't think this is gonna be solved in the short term. Meanwhile, i've got my little notepad and pen ready to take with me to a 21st party tonight. Oh how i shall be the life of that party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 word, get scribbling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldmilkcup Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 did you peep the fight last night man dude yo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 wonk seorgen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 I always lose my voice from shouting at football matches. usually i give it about an hour then it comes back. I aint going soft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL retrace your steps, it might still be where you left it :lol: good luck finding it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted February 6, 2004 Author Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by coldmilkcup did you peep the fight last night man dude yo? Nah, i was too busy macking inside to watch fights, but i did hear about it later from my bouncer friend. I had my honey and lemon drink, which was delicious by the way, i've gargled salt water, eaten half a pack of antiseptic throat lozenges in an hour( the pack says one every 4 hours, but i'm hard enough to handle it), i'm about to go to bed now and get stuck into a hardcore honey and lemon routine in the morning. alternating with more salt water gargles. No idea how long it's gonna take to right itself, i'll have a better idea in the morning. But thanks for the advice kids, the two or three of you that actually offered constructive words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted February 6, 2004 Author Share Posted February 6, 2004 Beer+cigarettes+yelling+throat infection+various banned substances=Thats how you lose your voice, or one of the most enjoyable ways to do it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 I lost my voice the other week when i was at the homies party. I spent the entire night talking like Little John. It was great. YEEAAAAAHHH!! LEEETS GOO!! YYYYOOOKAY!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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