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so its back to the gay bar

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mr.yuck, Nov 6, 2003.

  1. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck 12oz Veteran Member

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    so its back to the gay bar

    Discussion started by mr.yuck - Nov 6, 2003

    <span style='color:black'>Well 12oz im on my way to the gaybar again. I know what ya'll are thinkin "Once..okay! But now i think that mr.yuck character is a straight fag, complete with pink draws and a limp wrist." I should probably start drinking now at home since I hurt my pockets last night while drinking. If you guys are lucky I will come back totally shit faced and tell you all a funny nonsensical story. "But yo mr.yuck!! How is that different from what you usually do." You're right. All of you. There will just be a lot more typos in my story.


    Hell yeah it just let loose outside.



    Okay turn this thread upside down. BIOTCH</span>
     
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  2. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

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    MrChupacabra - Replied Nov 6, 2003

    _nv_rt_d W_t_r Sp_rts

    Mr. Yuck, would you care to buy a vowel?
     
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    gfreshsushi - Replied Nov 6, 2003

    girl!
    i wanna take you to a gay bar! x3
    gay bar!x3

    girl!
    i've got something to put in you! x3
    at the
    gay bar!x3

    girl!
    let's start a war!
    start a nuclear war!
    let's start a war!
    at the
    gay bar!x3

    electric six rules...
     
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    imported_dowmagik 12oz Senior Member

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    imported_dowmagik - Replied Nov 6, 2003

    my gay friends are a million times more fun than most my straight friends.
     
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  5. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied Nov 6, 2003

    that's cos your str8 friends don't give you rim jobs and tell you you're pretty :lol: :crazy:
     
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    imported_dowmagik 12oz Senior Member

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    imported_dowmagik - Replied Nov 6, 2003

    no shit, i need to find new friends ;)
     
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    D3N53one - Replied Nov 6, 2003

    yuck how was the bar
     
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    :lol:
     
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    DETO 12oz Loyalist

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    [​IMG]
     
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    <span style='color:black'>What a disappointing night out. It was relatively dead there tonight and i couldn't find but a handful of attractive women that all turned out to be dykes. So i was sitting at the bar and this ugly girl came and sat next to me. She started smiling and all i could think was "Oh god...I need to drink more and quick." So I talked to her for a while and I continuously hammerd them down. The funny thing though and unfortunatly it was one of those nights where no matter how much you drink you dont get drunker than 3 beers. So I keep hammering them down the hatch and ugly girl grabs my dick while we are sitting there. That was interesting and I couldnt say that it didnt turn me on. So I say to her after formal introductions "I'll buy you a drink if you show me your tits. Blah blah blah I end up with her tits in my hands and they were very nice for a girl of this degree of ugliness. We talk and blah blah blah she keeps grabbing my dick then she pops the question "Do you wanna go make out?" I grabbed another beer and drank it down quick, still no drunker than when i hit beer #3. So I sit there for a minute and think to myself "Mr.yuck. This is one ugly bitch. Yeah but Mr.Yuck, you didnt come here for nothing now did you. You're right...you're always right." So I paid my tab seeing as how I wasn't getting any drunker no matter how hard i tried and led her to the darkest most secluded part of the club where i went on to make out with her and get my weiner sucked on. Some bastard that works there came to this back corner and told us to move along. Im not sure whether I was happy that he came or pissed that he interupted the getting my dick sucked session. So at any rate....Thats how it went tonight. I didnt even take any pictures i was so ashamed of myself.

    So Tune in next week to see if i finish up with the ugly girl or pretend like i dont know who the hell she is.</span>
     
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    nomadawhat - Replied Nov 7, 2003

    did she have a dick?
     
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  12. mr.yuck

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    mr.yuck - Replied Nov 7, 2003

    <span style='color:black'>No. I check all "girls" before hand even if it gets me slapped sometimes. Trust that.</span>
     
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    nomadawhat - Replied Nov 7, 2003

    ok..good, you never know in those bars.. especially after you had 7 beers that felt like 3 beers until the morning when it feels like 12 beers.
     
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    rental - Replied Nov 7, 2003

    sorry, ive been suffering from very sensitive senses the last day or so (ie sensitive hearing, seeing) probably due too excessive intake of ibuprofen. just thought i would share my little light bulb with you children of divoriced disfunctional families on late at night: im glad 12oz is all gray or grey for the addicts. the white of altavista was blinding me. misteraven is such a fucking genius it kills me.


    oh yes, i would like to add that the previous comment was incredibly full of witt. very nice.
     
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    wiseguy - Replied Nov 7, 2003

    yeah dude, gay bars.
     
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