boogie hands Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 i just saw this girl who i met through work the other day and when she smiled at me i felt like was going to throw up (this is opposed to the throw up feeling you get when you wake up next to the girl you met at 3am and realize you went down on her). even if i dont wed her im probably going to use this as my relationship gauge from here on out. anyway...this thread is of no value to anyone but me so here are some does and donts to reward you for reading this garbage. actually, nevermind. i have too much shit to do to cut and paste anything so hers a girl i would probably have sex with all afternoon....your just going to have to do with that for right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 BUDDY! THAT GIRL IS CANADIAN!!! SHE IS A FREAKALEEEEEEK! HER NAME ESCAPES ME AT THE MOMENT, BUT TRUST ME, SHE TAKES IT ALL WAYS, THAT CUM GUZZLING BEAUTY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 is that bitch rubbin one out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 rubbing one out.... seriously boogie.... you read way too much Vice. That girls name is 'Lauren Phoenix' or something like that, and PLEASE BELIEVE you aren't in love with her. Do a google search for a close-up shot, but dont say I didn't warn you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Aug 17 2005, 03:10 PM That girls name is 'Lauren Phoenix' or something like that, and PLEASE BELIEVE you aren't in love with her. Do a google search for a close-up shot, but dont say I didn't warn you. Quoted post You kidding me? She has a nice face, a great body, and is an acrobatic sword swallower capable of multitasking! MY DREAM GIRL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 So a girl smiles at you and you want to marry her? Must be one hell of a smile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 God damn right. and most of you are stupid, it's not that girl that he's in love with, it's the girl that smiled at him. butterflies....got me flying so high in the sky . . . please beleive i got that as a ringtone for a special someone, yea, smiles are awesome. villain, stop being negative you homo-sapien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 you are right... i apologize for being a grumpy lonely old man on anti-depressants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 yeah a smile does go a long way. thats one of the many reasons i adored my ex boyfriend so. but his smile is shit now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by Weapon X+Aug 17 2005, 04:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Weapon X - Aug 17 2005, 04:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-RumPuncher@Aug 17 2005, 03:10 PM That girls name is 'Lauren Phoenix' or something like that, and PLEASE BELIEVE you aren't in love with her. Do a google search for a close-up shot, but dont say I didn't warn you. Quoted post You kidding me? She has a nice face, a great body, and is an acrobatic sword swallower capable of multitasking! MY DREAM GIRL! Quoted post [/b] and craters worse than the ones on some of her male co-stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 i had a woman smile back today over my lunch break today it made my day alot better for an hour or so, smiling woman are a rare thing in philadelphia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 yeah actually random acts of kindness and something as simple as a smile have turned my day around before. i just thought the whole marrying thing was funny... but hey who knows what might become of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c*gable Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by villain@Aug 17 2005, 03:45 PM you are right... i apologize for being a grumpy lonely old man on anti-depressants. Quoted post i'm on anti-depressants :crap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by c*gable+Aug 17 2005, 04:05 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (c*gable - Aug 17 2005, 04:05 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-villain@Aug 17 2005, 03:45 PM you are right... i apologize for being a grumpy lonely old man on anti-depressants. Quoted post i'm on anti-depressants :crap: Quoted post [/b] They aren't working? There's two basic types of depression, chemical imbalance and event driven. If your depression is more event driven you might get more benefit from psychotherapy rather than medications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 A certain smile...and the way it is delivered can definitely do a number...especially if its accompanied by a great set of fuck me eyes. There was this woman in Ibiza...that well...god damn...thats all that really needs to be said about that. just gorgeous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by SteveAustin@Aug 17 2005, 05:41 PM There was this woman in Ibiza...that well...god damn...thats all that really needs to be said about that. just gorgeous. they say a picture is worth a thousand words.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Aug 17 2005, 04:08 PM they say a picture is worth a thousand words.... Quoted post ahhh yes. I believe I have heard them say that. don't they also say...some things are sacred? sorry...no pics for the 12 ounce mongrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I resemble that remark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 hmm, a bit chunky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 great thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 girls are the devil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 frillll though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I better get an invite or I will be seriously pouty..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 she's nice looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 if she's bi polar, count me in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 bi-polar chicks are the most abnormal females to ever walk the face of the earth. that is, in their negative state. its like having 30 girls with their period acting like assholes all in one person. stay away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 guess boogie has a thing for a gold tooth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 girls smile at me all the time, then i pull my pants up and go back into the house,or somewhere else... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 uh... boogie hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Do a google search for a close-up shot, but dont say I didn't warn you. C'mon Rummy, haven't you been told about ruining girls for people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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