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so i'm in my english final exam...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by some pittsburgh flavor, May 27, 2003.

  1. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

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    i'm at a loss for what to do. the exam consists of revising a dialogue scene. mine is between two people in a garage, one's a heroin addict, they are watching golf on mute and listening to the laptop. character 1 goes off, and comes back high as hell on heroin... character 2 subsequently lets him know friends of his just got busted, he's going down next, etc. etc. scene ends with arguments and char 2 leaving.

    teacher says i need less preaching about drugs, but i can't figure out anything to do. there are two other characters, a girl their age, and a 50-something year old man.

    any ideas? please??
     
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    have the old man have a heart attack or some other health problem, then have character 2 and the girl save him
     
  3. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

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    good look. char 2 is currently speaking nonsense about mary poppins to char 1.
     
  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    why are you on 12oz and doing an english test at the same time at 5:43 in the morning ?
     
  5. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

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    or you can have girl save him and then give him a gummer. :lol:
     
  6. Ken Barlow

    Ken Barlow Member

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    Man you're going to fail so bad....
     
  7. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

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    yeah, i know. writing's not my thing.


    current dialogue:
    Mikro: you look pale

    Tom shrugs his shoulders

    Mikro: you’re high as hell

    Tom: man…. Why you gotta gimme that hassle, man… i-i-I don’t fuckin… give you no hassle bout what you do man…. Why you gotta give me that hassle…

    Mikro frustrated: whatever…. It’s not like what you do affects me really. Who am I, your mother?

    Tom: yeah man…. Thinking you my mom and everything….. damn right you think you’re my mom…. I don’t need this hassle… this hassling I’m getting man
    Mikro: Mary Poppins and all them little penguin guys cam up here the other day, talking about selling Iceland to the Swedes. ‘Iceland to the Swedes?’ I said. ‘Yeah,’ she says, ‘Ever since year twelve we’ve been trying to sell it to the Swedes’ talking about The Hulkster didn’t hit her in the head with a bike lock.

    Tom: Who was that?

    Mikro: who was what?...
    Tom rubbing his forehead: came here bout the bike lock

    Mikro: I had a bike lock here yesterday.

    Tom: No… I don’t need to know that….jackass who did you…. Who did you say was talkin about gettin hit with a bike lock…

    Mikro: ….
    Mikro: haha… ok, Tom….
    Mikro sits down further in the chair and puts his shoes on the corner of the desk so he is in sortof a diagonally-slanted squat position
    Mikro: Mikro hard because shoes equal green –
    Mikro picking at a bit of dirt on the side of his right shoe: remember when Chauncey and them came up here with Mary Poppins talking about We gonna find us some Swedes and invade Poland before Stalin gets his hands on it?


    (sorry mikro, i stole your name)
     
  8. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

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    Yeah your definitley gonna fail....


    GOOD LUCK!:D
     
  9. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

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  10. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    Ahem. (cockney accent) 'Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already?' 'Tis,' replied Aunt Helga ...
     
  11. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

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    haha... that simpson's quote is hilarious


    i finished it... oh well, i still have an hour and a half to go in the final but i'm done already. time to go study for the spanish final up next.
     
  12. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    go somewhere else you peice of shit



    Mickey and Minnie were going thru a bitter
    long drawn out divorce court battle both
    attorneys were accusing each side of terrible
    treatment and the battle lasted for days.

    Finally the judge says "OK I've heard enough,
    I'm going to take a 1 hour break and I'll come
    back with my decision"

    One hour passes with both sides squirming in
    their seats. Finally the judge emerges from his
    chambers sits down and looks across the court
    room and down at Mickey and says, "Well Mr.
    Mouse, I've heard your arguments but I'm afraid
    this court has found you have been unable to
    prove that your wife is crazy"

    Mickey looks up at the judge perplexed and
    says, "Crazy? I didn't say she was crazy!
    I said she was fucking goofy".
     
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