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So I'm going to Thailand in 2 months...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shaolinmasta, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    I've just booked a ticket to Thailand, Phuket and will be leaving on Jan the 31st. It's pretty sweet i'm going with a bunch of mates (about 8) and one of my best friends is Thai so he'll be our guide in Phuket.
    I got a package where you get 11 nights accomadation and breakfast every day with flights there and back to Aus for $1,400.
    It's pretty damn exciting as I have never been out of Australia before (I have just recently turned 20), anyone with experiences of rocking Thailand post please (cool places to go, to do etc.) :mexican:
     
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    i can only show you the door you have to walk through it
     
  3. Fabo 2

    Fabo 2 Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 345 Likes Received: 1
    there are 3 main beaches in phuket, patong, karon and kata. patong is a shithole, but most of the stuff you need as in banks, supermarkets, offies etc is there so you'll have to spend sometime in patong. go to kata, cos it's less filled with tourists and a bit cheaper. and obviously, stay in a hut on the beach not some fucking forte village bollocks.
     
  4. Fabo 2

    Fabo 2 Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 345 Likes Received: 1
    oh and of course don't hit nuffink raw. nawhati'msaying blud.
     
  5. meateater

    meateater Member

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003 Messages: 789 Likes Received: 6
    Thialand is great place but note to your self!.....If you hook up with a thialand girl, dont be shy to go for a grab of the crutch as there are 100's of lady boys! hahahahahahahha

    [​IMG] "Hiii thereeeeee, shaolinmasta"
    "Wanna Boogie?"
     
  6. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
  7. DREDZ

    DREDZ Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 14, 2002 Messages: 1,934 Likes Received: 0
    my boy went to thailand last year...and got engeged to some girl...he told me a lot about the place, but failed to mention the "lady boys"...that shit is scary son
     
  8. I.C.Shadow

    I.C.Shadow Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2004 Messages: 1,190 Likes Received: 1

    ROFL, that shits awful mate :haha:
     
  9. H. Lecter

    H. Lecter Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2004 Messages: 1,844 Likes Received: 4
    I'll tell you right now, the she-males are alot more believable than the one pictured above...
    For real,
    don't trust breasts,
    lack of adams apples,
    thin waists and big hips
    or anything of the sort..

    Over time I learned many things about Thailande...
    and my main rule is...about she-males as well as scams and other untrustworthy situations...

    Where there's any doubt, There's no doubt

    Remember that...have an open heart and an open mind, and you'll be sure to enjoy yourself..

    -

    Some other things to note..

    Keep in mind that if a girl goes home with you the first night,
    she's expecting to be paid...
    There are little-to-no freaks in Thailand that have'nt already realized they could get paid to do what they'd like to do anyway...

    Don't drink Tea unless you boil the water yourself straight from the bottle...
    Often restaurants will use tap water and simply boil it to "purify" and infuse the tea at the same time... unfourtunately it is often not boiled any where near enough...and you
    will spend time in a hospital.. and it will take at least 3 days off of your trip and
    your life.. Parasites drain you body; and besides sleep (maybe 22hrs of it a day) you wont be able to do anything but shit, puke and moan...

    -

    Don't piss in the water,
    There are water-bourne parasites that survive by following urine streams up thier "source" (fish gills, or in this case, your penis)
    and making a nice little home at your expense..

    -

    Bring Condoms from home,
    To make condoms readily available for average Thai people,
    they needed to make them cheaper,
    to make them cheaper,
    they needed to make them of less quality..
    You don't want that feeling of "My life is over" after having great sex...
    Bring your own, as many as you can possibly use.. worst case, you bring some back home or leave them with a friend you make..

    -

    Some other things I'd recommend are
    taking a few days off to yourself and exploring on your own,
    people are considerably more receptive when you're solo..
    Also study and use the language and civilities as much as possible..it will go a looong way.
    And definately become versed in Buddhism...
    Thailand has the highest percentage of Buddhists of any nation in the world and it is an integral part of their culture...
    From better understanding the people to better appreciating the architechture and sites...
    you will get significantly more from your trip with any additional knowledge of Buddhism..



    Oh~! And P.S.
    Try to make it to Krabi and/or it's surrounding area~
    Or really take any day-trips or "extra-Phuketial" excursions~
    That I'd have to say it a must~ You'd likely regret it otherwise..
    Here's a link to a trust worthy discount domestic & regional airline

    Sorry about any spelling mistakes~

    Have a great trip~!
     
  10. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    im goin to hong kong and japan in a couple months. damn chinks.
     
  11. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0
    i just came in here to say whatup to deliss..whatup deliss..now i'm going to bed..
     
  12. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    dumy eyyy. hows it going buddy.
     
  13. meateater

    meateater Member

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003 Messages: 789 Likes Received: 6
    H.Lector has got it in one.

    Looks can be deceiving.... many of them its very hard to tell. But if they are acting more girlyer than any other normal girl then you know somthing aint right!........lets hope you come back with a funny story of one of your mates picking one up.
    One of my work mates friends was over thier a few years back and he made this classic mistake of picking one up and he went for the move back at his hotel room and "booya" the full hozay was down stairs. This scared the shit outa him and he ended up staying in his hotel for the next 10 nights before he left. HHAHAHAHA :shook:
     
  14. coco chanel

    coco chanel Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2005 Messages: 307 Likes Received: 0
    bootleg shit for days

    bring extra money
     
  15. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    Yeah I will be on the serious lookout for tranny's there fucken vicious, I'll make sure I go for the old crotch grab when sussing shit out. I doubt I'll be drinking tea, if it's on the menu i'll pass, I will def bring my own dingers, and shit those piss parasites seem ugly will have to keep that in mind when drunk.
     
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