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So...i went camping.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, May 27, 2002.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    I will never go camping agian. Never ever ever ever....

    Top ten reasons why...
    (in no particular order really..)

    1. I wiped my ass with leaves numerous times.
    2. I lost a shoe in a large mud hole, and spent 20 min. digging in it to try and find it, to no avail.....
    3. I have a mosquito bite on my ass...it hurts.
    4. Have you ever tried to push your car out of mud, drunk as shit only to fall flat on your face....
    5. Rednecks are scary. Most will wave when they drive by upon seeing that you are stuck in mud, and covered in it.
    6. It rained, thus the girls bailed.
    7. We drank all the beer before 8pm.
    9. Being drunk with one shoe on and trying to find a nice place in the woods to shit.....sucks!
    10. Sleeping in a tent with two other guys, instead of the 4 girls that were supposed to show up.

    My weekend sucked....oh and by the way, i broke my digital camera. Joy.
     
  2. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
  3. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    I'm not the outdoorsiest guy around so my advice is...

    go camping again...

    with bugspray
    when it's not going to rain
    lots of food...safe from bears
    bring a few tents so everyone's comfortable
    near water...but a river, not a lake (mosquitos)
    always Always ALWAYS bring a roll of toilet paper
    pick girls that don't think they're gonna melt in rain (sissies)
    don't drink until everyone's happy and the site is set up for sleeping

    camoing is the best dude...
    but it sucks SO MUCH ass when not prepared
     
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    man... roughing it is such a great thing to do.
    and if you find a nice girl who can piss outdoors while still looking good,
    Ask her to be your wife!

    Just 'Be Brepared'. (yeah.. I was a boyscout.. and a damn good one too!)
     
  5. ilikeskulls.

    ilikeskulls. Guest

    i like camping but when i went a bout a month and a half ago it was good and bad.

    good: drinking.lots of sex.

    bad:being drunk and getting lost in the woods.me and all my friends being drunk and writing in the bathroom there(oops.),breaking tent door.scary dog rolling a log(seriously the scsariest thing ever).christians yuppies camping next to us all wearing american flag sweaters.failed cooking attempts.asshole park ranger.not being able to start a camp fire successfully until vinyl junkie saved the day...so much more...but yet i had fun.

    camping is hit and miss.sorry for your luck.
     
  6. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    me and blood as ink went camping not too long ago...
    1. bring toilet paper...
    2. wear boots... or bring an extra pair of shoes...
    3. don't wave yer nekkid ass around...
    4. that sucks...
    5. yeah... rednecks suck...
    6. don't go if it might rain...
    7. bring more beer... lots and lots of beer... that was the key when we went camping...
    9. yup...
    10. ehh... sleep in yer car...
     
  7. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Dr. Dazzle's key to a successful camping trip.....

    1. Always plan ahead - seriously, who doesn't take bug spray and boots??
    2. Plan for the weather - you ever been camping during a blizzard? Yeah, I'd take rain anyday.....
    3. Go with lots of people and lots of girls
    4. Take one big like 10 person tent - Trust me.....
    5. Take enough contraband to last you 2-3 days - Plan it out......spend one day drunk off your ass, the next day on mushrooms, and the following day on ecstacy, or whatever you drugs of choice are. Oh and take enough weed to last you a week, and smoke it ALL.....
    6. Take a portable stereo, and just have a fun fucking time....

    Camping can be awesome, you just gotta prepare so shit like that doesn't happen. I'm gonna go in the next couple of weeks......
     
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    the last time I did that kind of "Camping"...
    was a May24 long weekend (it's an Ontario thing like your Memorial day)

    so with my little camping group we had...
    a Case a Old English (12 of them) (my contribution)
    8 cases of Molson Canadian
    4 26'ers of Crown Royal
    and 3 fatty boom badie blunts (also me).

    * but we did get stuck in the Mud on the way out.
    But I did sleep with My Boss's girlfriend's younger sister,
    AND got dome from an Asian Girl from San Diego (?)

    so the weekend was a winner!... but that's not really camping.
     
  9. platapie

    platapie Guest

    once the liquor is gone and the girls left. thats just bad news. and im a shoe freak ,i would have been pissed on ce i lost mine. id stay away from camping to homie, fuck the outdoors.
     
  10. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    go with an en experienced, cool, parent.
    because of this.. i was able to eat very well, go canoeing, take showers, get free beer, be comfortable, and eat very well.
     
  11. platapie

    platapie Guest

    this is a option also.
     
  12. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Yeah uh, you remember those sweet ass nike airs theyre selling now at foot locker that are orginally from 83? Theyre goin for like 100$$~ Those are the ones i lost...:(
     
  13. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    that sucks you lost those shoes.:(

    i just got home from camping.
    well not hardcore camping.
    me and the homies went out at nite to this beautiful beach,
    made a fire,
    smoke, drink, become merry,
    sleep,
    wake up,
    eat,
    beach all day,
    now i'm home and i'm sun-burnt:( .

    but over all a great time.:idea:
     
  14. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    lucky bastard...wish i had a beach around me...:eek:
     
  15. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    you hate camping because of your own ignorance?
     
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