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So I was at a gay bar

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mr.yuck, Oct 17, 2003.

  1. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    <span style='color:black'>Yeah...I've been going to this place for the past 3 weeks and didnt even notice all of the flamboyant gay men until tonight. I had this girl come up to me and say "You aren't gay, are you?" I didn't understand at first but she soon explained to me where I was. That cleared up all the confusion of the men grabbing my ass. But the most interesting thing was, I met a local porn star (female) while i was there tonight and i talked with her for a while and came to the conclusion that she was a very smart girl. Before she got up and ran away she kissed me and I got to thinkin, 'How many dicks have been in her mouth?' Now I feel dirty. What is the point of this thread? Who knows? Opinions are welcome.</span>
     
  2. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2003 Messages: 1,519 Likes Received: 0
    faggie hands is what i chose.

    u should :

    a)wash off the area the pron star kissed before that skin falls off

    and

    B) :yuck:
     
  3. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    That is really scary that it took so long to figure out...Was their not a obscur amount of men in the joint?...What the hell kept you there? I'm lost..please explain...
     
  4. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    ive been to a couple gay bars before.
    cant say i really cared one way or another.
    except the music was fucking attrocious.
    gay house is evil.
    having guys hit on me was actually kind of funny. claiming that i was already with someone, and pointing to my friend, who i was there with, who actually was gay, was even funnier.
     
  5. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    I have a hard time finding the humor in someone wanting to fuck me in the ass...:confused:
     
  6. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    the few gay bars i have been to i was at with girls.. and i stuck close to them.... but there was one or two where i really couldn't tell that they were gay bars... just chilled relaxed bars is what i thought.... no one ever grabbed the ass though, that would be a tip off....
     
  7. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Fuck that. i'm going back next week. There are a retarded amount of super hot girls there and 95% gay guys. I have found that this is a great place to meet girls. This is my theory. They go to gay bars to get away from jack off guys trying to hit on them all night. Then when they bump into a straight guy, they are surprised and still want what they dont have.

    I dont think i will ever wash the area that the porn girl touched me. But yeah it was overly abundant when i started noticing all the guys that were hanging out together and not talking to the girls. Plus they wore reDICKulous amounts of hair gel and flip flops. I am under the impression that only gay men wear flip flops out as part of their regular attire.

    I'm wearing my pink shirt next week. Maybe i can get some guys to buy me some drinks.

    mr.yuck/noshameinmygame
     
  8. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    not yet.... you are quite the youngin though... give it time
     
  9. bigpoppa.k

    bigpoppa.k Elite Member

    Joined: May 2, 2001 Messages: 3,151 Likes Received: 17
    I'm shocked more guys don't know this...
     
  10. KaBar2

    KaBar2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 27, 2003 Messages: 2,126 Likes Received: 64
    I always felt kind of grateful to the gays in San Francisco. Their presence there improved the (straight) female to (straight) male ratio by at least 10%, maybe more. I was a janitor. I dated a wealthy telephone company executive. She used to tell me "Come straight here rom work, sweaty and all." She liked her men kind of ripe. LOL. I spent very little time in homer-sexual bars in San Francisco, though. Not my scene at all.

    My landlord and his lover were "Castro street clones." They dressed almost exactly alike--short hair, big moustaches, tight trousers, trendy leather jackets. There was a bunch called the "Fist Fuckers of America" who wore vintage FFA high-school club jackets. They dressed like cowboys, cowboy hats and all. What can I tell ya? It's a sick world, and getting sicker.

    But I did enjoy the benefits of the out-of-balance male/female situation.
     
  11. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    *believe*

    Ive been to 2 different gay bars, once each.
    First time I was dropping off my uncle, and
    he offered to buy me a drink, I got kicked
    out for not being 21.
    Second time, a female took me cuzz her uncle
    worked there, and he hooked it up with drinks.
    That was more recently.
    I dont really care, Im not homophobic.
    Mostly cuzz my uncle was gay, and I know
    other gay people. Theyre just human beings
    with a sexual preference. Just like I like
    being with a female, they like taking it up the ass...
    to each his own, I say! I aint gonna let that kill my high.
    Oh, and yeah, there is some fine honeys in
    those bars. The female I was chillen with is a dime!

    my friend doesnt like smoking blunts
    with girls cuzz he says,
    "I dont know where there mouth has been!"

    :lol:
     
  12. Joker

    Joker Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 7, 2000 Messages: 5,266 Likes Received: 83
    Contrary to popular "straight" belief... most gay men don't enjoy getting or giving it in the ass. You know, 'cause it's painful.

    There's nothing wrong with going to gay bars. Well, except the music sucks horribly. But if you're looking to get drunk for really cheap, start at a gay bar. And if it's a hip gay bar... it'll be chock-full of beautiful straight women. And a bunch of overweight fag hags...
     
  13. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    ding, ding, ding.
    if you're a straight guy, and you're at a gay bar, then right off the bat, you're atleast one step above the average jockular male asshole, which will instantly win you points with them.

    i cant see myself ever going to a gay bar just to go, but of course i dont drink, and again as noted, the music is god awful. gay guys are good with fashion, good with design, TERRIBLE with music. i dont know if its cause they've taken one many dicks to the ear or god knows what, but really now....shit is bad.

    cluetwo,
    i have a hard time feeling threatend by the fact that someone finds me attractive, regardless as to what exactly it is that gets them off. id much rather have an attractive gay guy hit on me, then some busted ass fat whore. that shit is creepy to me.
     
  14. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    I'll be 21 in few months.. I know what I'm doin.

    Bringing a friend to say you're there with when gay dudes approach you is a good idea, too... you don't wanna blow your mission as undercover clam harpooner.

    http://www.angelfire.com/freak/natashja/dahmer/mypics/jd17.jpg'>

    fearingdahmer.
     
  15. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 501
    .....all i know is my girlfriend at the time who was bisexual talked me into going into a gay coffee shop...next thing you know i end up seeing a close friend of mine of 3 years sitting in the lounge kissin all up on some guy.....it made sense to me after that..all those body building magazines..and he didnt wtch the porno for the girls...

    and on top of that i left my black book on the table and it got filled up damn near with phone numbers and homo erotic drawings..i swore that was the first and last time i go to anything for gays.

    and at the same time i have another friend whom i have known since 7th grade who was always gay. ...really gay.reeeeeaaaly gay...and i can at least understand where most gay's are coming from yadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yaddayadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yaddayadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yaddayadda yadda blyadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yaddaah blah blay bleeyadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yadda bleh blooo yadda yaddayadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yadda
    and thats why ten years from now we will all live in peace and harmony.

    now i'm leaving to go get drunk at ma bells
     
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