mr.yuck Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 <span style='color:black'>Yeah...I've been going to this place for the past 3 weeks and didnt even notice all of the flamboyant gay men until tonight. I had this girl come up to me and say "You aren't gay, are you?" I didn't understand at first but she soon explained to me where I was. That cleared up all the confusion of the men grabbing my ass. But the most interesting thing was, I met a local porn star (female) while i was there tonight and i talked with her for a while and came to the conclusion that she was a very smart girl. Before she got up and ran away she kissed me and I got to thinkin, 'How many dicks have been in her mouth?' Now I feel dirty. What is the point of this thread? Who knows? Opinions are welcome.</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 faggie hands is what i chose. u should : a)wash off the area the pron star kissed before that skin falls off and B) :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 That is really scary that it took so long to figure out...Was their not a obscur amount of men in the joint?...What the hell kept you there? I'm lost..please explain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 ive been to a couple gay bars before. cant say i really cared one way or another. except the music was fucking attrocious. gay house is evil. having guys hit on me was actually kind of funny. claiming that i was already with someone, and pointing to my friend, who i was there with, who actually was gay, was even funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Originally posted by seeking ive been to a couple gay bars before. cant say i really cared one way or another. except the music was fucking attrocious. gay house is evil. having guys hit on me was actually kind of funny. claiming that i was already with someone, and pointing to my friend, who i was there with, who actually was gay, was even funnier. I have a hard time finding the humor in someone wanting to fuck me in the ass...:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 the few gay bars i have been to i was at with girls.. and i stuck close to them.... but there was one or two where i really couldn't tell that they were gay bars... just chilled relaxed bars is what i thought.... no one ever grabbed the ass though, that would be a tip off.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 17, 2003 Author Share Posted October 17, 2003 Fuck that. i'm going back next week. There are a retarded amount of super hot girls there and 95% gay guys. I have found that this is a great place to meet girls. This is my theory. They go to gay bars to get away from jack off guys trying to hit on them all night. Then when they bump into a straight guy, they are surprised and still want what they dont have. I dont think i will ever wash the area that the porn girl touched me. But yeah it was overly abundant when i started noticing all the guys that were hanging out together and not talking to the girls. Plus they wore reDICKulous amounts of hair gel and flip flops. I am under the impression that only gay men wear flip flops out as part of their regular attire. I'm wearing my pink shirt next week. Maybe i can get some guys to buy me some drinks. mr.yuck/noshameinmygame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« faggie hands is what i chose. not yet.... you are quite the youngin though... give it time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppa.k Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck Fuck that. i'm going back next week. There are a retarded amount of super hot girls there and 95% gay guys. I have found that this is a great place to meet girls. They go to gay bars to get away from jack off guys trying to hit on them all night. Then when they bump into a straight guy, they are surprised and still want what they dont have. I'm shocked more guys don't know this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 I always felt kind of grateful to the gays in San Francisco. Their presence there improved the (straight) female to (straight) male ratio by at least 10%, maybe more. I was a janitor. I dated a wealthy telephone company executive. She used to tell me "Come straight here rom work, sweaty and all." She liked her men kind of ripe. LOL. I spent very little time in homer-sexual bars in San Francisco, though. Not my scene at all. My landlord and his lover were "Castro street clones." They dressed almost exactly alike--short hair, big moustaches, tight trousers, trendy leather jackets. There was a bunch called the "Fist Fuckers of America" who wore vintage FFA high-school club jackets. They dressed like cowboys, cowboy hats and all. What can I tell ya? It's a sick world, and getting sicker. But I did enjoy the benefits of the out-of-balance male/female situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 *believe* Ive been to 2 different gay bars, once each. First time I was dropping off my uncle, and he offered to buy me a drink, I got kicked out for not being 21. Second time, a female took me cuzz her uncle worked there, and he hooked it up with drinks. That was more recently. I dont really care, Im not homophobic. Mostly cuzz my uncle was gay, and I know other gay people. Theyre just human beings with a sexual preference. Just like I like being with a female, they like taking it up the ass... to each his own, I say! I aint gonna let that kill my high. Oh, and yeah, there is some fine honeys in those bars. The female I was chillen with is a dime! my friend doesnt like smoking blunts with girls cuzz he says, "I dont know where there mouth has been!" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Originally posted by ClueTwo I have a hard time finding the humor in someone wanting to fuck me in the ass...:confused: Contrary to popular "straight" belief... most gay men don't enjoy getting or giving it in the ass. You know, 'cause it's painful. There's nothing wrong with going to gay bars. Well, except the music sucks horribly. But if you're looking to get drunk for really cheap, start at a gay bar. And if it's a hip gay bar... it'll be chock-full of beautiful straight women. And a bunch of overweight fag hags... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck I have found that this is a great place to meet girls. This is my theory. They go to gay bars to get away from jack off guys trying to hit on them all night. ding, ding, ding. if you're a straight guy, and you're at a gay bar, then right off the bat, you're atleast one step above the average jockular male asshole, which will instantly win you points with them. i cant see myself ever going to a gay bar just to go, but of course i dont drink, and again as noted, the music is god awful. gay guys are good with fashion, good with design, TERRIBLE with music. i dont know if its cause they've taken one many dicks to the ear or god knows what, but really now....shit is bad. cluetwo, i have a hard time feeling threatend by the fact that someone finds me attractive, regardless as to what exactly it is that gets them off. id much rather have an attractive gay guy hit on me, then some busted ass fat whore. that shit is creepy to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck They go to gay bars to get away from jack off guys trying to hit on them all night. I'll be 21 in few months.. I know what I'm doin. Bringing a friend to say you're there with when gay dudes approach you is a good idea, too... you don't wanna blow your mission as undercover clam harpooner. http://www.angelfire.com/freak/natashja/dahmer/mypics/jd17.jpg'> fearingdahmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 .....all i know is my girlfriend at the time who was bisexual talked me into going into a gay coffee shop...next thing you know i end up seeing a close friend of mine of 3 years sitting in the lounge kissin all up on some guy.....it made sense to me after that..all those body building magazines..and he didnt wtch the porno for the girls... and on top of that i left my black book on the table and it got filled up damn near with phone numbers and homo erotic drawings..i swore that was the first and last time i go to anything for gays. and at the same time i have another friend whom i have known since 7th grade who was always gay. ...really gay.reeeeeaaaly gay...and i can at least understand where most gay's are coming from yadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yaddayadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yaddayadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yaddayadda yadda blyadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yaddaah blah blay bleeyadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yadda bleh blooo yadda yaddayadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yadda and thats why ten years from now we will all live in peace and harmony. now i'm leaving to go get drunk at ma bells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Originally posted by MOOGLE? and at the same time i have another friend whom i have known since 7th grade who was always gay. ...really gay.reeeeeaaaly gay...and i can at least understand where most gay's are coming from yadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yaddayadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yaddayadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yaddayadda yadda blyadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yaddaah blah blay bleeyadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yadda bleh blooo yadda yaddayadda yadda blah blah blay blee bleh blooo yadda yadda and thats why ten years from now we will all live in peace and harmony. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 17, 2003 Author Share Posted October 17, 2003 <span style='color:black'>I didn't really catch on until I saw this girl there that was like 6'3" and had a fat ass and it was a guy in drag. Then there was some nigga rockin too much hair gel and some pink fishnet glovese..... I should starte paying better attention to my spider senses more often. I actually bumped into this guy I knew last night. When he saw me he was like "Heeeey. What are YOU doing here?" Then he ran up and gave me a hug. Haha. It was 80's night so they were playing a lot of Pat Benatar, George Michael, Prince, Michael Jackson. The one thing that pissed me off about last night was some straight guy was following me around....or maybe he was gay. that would make more sense. He was destroying my conversations with beautiful women left and right. I was having an intriging conversation with this girl about her soft pubic hair and how it was just starting to grow back. This dude comes up and tries to get up in the conversation and thinks we are talking about the president. She started laughing at him and then disappeared. I curse that bastard right there who ever he was. </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Originally posted by seeking ding, ding, ding. if you're a straight guy, and you're at a gay bar, then right off the bat, you're atleast one step above the average jockular male asshole, which will instantly win you points with them. i cant see myself ever going to a gay bar just to go, but of course i dont drink, and again as noted, the music is god awful. gay guys are good with fashion, good with design, TERRIBLE with music. i dont know if its cause they've taken one many dicks to the ear or god knows what, but really now....shit is bad. cluetwo, i have a hard time feeling threatend by the fact that someone finds me attractive, regardless as to what exactly it is that gets them off. id much rather have an attractive gay guy hit on me, then some busted ass fat whore. that shit is creepy to me. OK, You guys have a point about picking up women..You make it sound like it's the gettin spot for females. Personally, I don't agree, but what do I know? It seems like these women might have a psychological problem, but I will stray away. Finally, there's not a day in my life that I would rather have some DUDE wanting to make-out, hug, kiss, etc etc than I would a woman. Now I know someone's gonna find some nasty fat chick, but damnit...What's my point again??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 i went to a gay bar here in amsterdam like a week ago, i had no idea what to expect, it is just like any other bar, except there were more men. i went with a gay family member, they had a killer happy hour there, 2 for 1 drinks, i got so fucking drunk. my gay bar experience was the same as in any other bar, no leather or whips or chains. just tacky "english pub" style, bad music and on the tv screens instead of playing a sports match they had that "chick flick" "the bachelor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 well it was a gay 'night' at a straight bar... Let me explain. So There's a very straight bar with a big Rolling Stones theme in my area. I'm talking pics of Keith and Mitch everywhere. Gold Records and all that. Well there was a night of 'Queer+ HipHop' that was so much fun. No 'evil gay house' or god forbid... Cher! It was all really good hip hop for a crowd that likes hiphop and dancing but feels totally out of it at the usual jams and clubs. I think it was like 60:40 guys to girls, but 70% of the guys were either gay or way to effeminate to qualify as straight. Oh... 2 of the kids from Sum41 were there too. The best part.... the thug count was at ZERO! I was with a sweet girl and just had a great time with her. We could dance to everything from miami bass classics to 'light you ass on fire' without ever having to deal with some thug trying to grab her ass (and no dudes grabed my ass so keepo the jokes to yourself) or any of the bullshit that comes along with most hiphop nights. Plus the usual 'dj nerds' who just watch the decks and nod their heads but refuse to dance were elsewhere. Dancing room only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck I am under the impression that only gay men wear flip flops out as part of their regular attire. Haha, Browner and Kilo take notice. Originally posted by mr.yuck I was having an intriging conversation with this girl about her soft pubic hair and how it was just starting to grow back. This dude comes up and tries to get up in the conversation and thinks we are talking about the president. As far as I know, conversations about pubic hair or the current president aren't all too different from each other these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- Oh... 2 of the kids from Sum41 were there too. Haha. I've been to one particular gay bar in Montreal. I went with my best freind, a girl, who happens to be bi-sexual. It had a wide array of people. Old, young, all races. I was there to hang out with my friend while she tried to find a girl. I was mearly people watching. There weren't a lot of super hot girls around. I happened to be wearing my Hatebreed hoodie and some guy walked up and started asking me something French. He soon realized I was from the states and then replied... "Did you know Hatebreed is going on tour with 50 Cent?" I had no idea what the fuck he was talking about, but at least he wasn't asking me for my number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 http://my.inil.com/~mikeycad/gaybar_8-16-98.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 ^^^^^^^^^^^^ muahahahahahahahah :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 i had a gay man grab my nipples in a bathroom in a club in switzerland. he was yelling in german. i didnt understand. that sucked he did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One_in_Ten Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 in college me and me my man used to grab luch and eat it by this river spot. It was always strange to me thye number scantily clad men washing cars and crusing the strip, but i never really payed attention. until one night the cops came by and told us to leave. Oddly the next daythere was a story in the local paper about the police trying to clear the "gay strip", I laughed a lil bit them realized thats where i had been enjoying lunches for the last year or so. its funny how clueless i was. Gay people, straight people suround us all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 *believe* sorry joker, contrary to what you heard, my uncle enjoyed taking it up the poop shoot. We would joke with him about it. He said it was the bruthas that gave everyone in the gay community a 'hard' time! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 No need to be sorry Web... I said "most", anyway. Not all. You Uncle falls into the few catagory. When I say most you have to think about how many gay dudes there are out there and how many of those enjoy a little red rocket in the socket. I'm sure if there were to be some sort of study done about it, non-ass fuckin' gay guys would come out on top... No pun intended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 oh my.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 *believe* lol...yeah I hear you. Im sure most of them just want security in a mate. Not just sex...right? I think thats what drives women to other women. My uncle, rest his soul, was way open about his sexuality. We would tell him to find himself a 'rich bitch' and he wouldnt have to work anymore. :lol: He would get drunk and hit on our friends...lol. He was cool, so I dont judge gay people on who they like to fuck. I judge them as people. My uncle was murdered and robbed in 1996 in Santa Cruz. back to the topic... Gay bars arent so bad...fine women drunk off $2 specials! You could possibly be one of the only straight guys in the bar....sheeit..Its all good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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