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Owned?!

 

Yeah... they just opened a blockbuster next to my office.

I went to sign up yesterday.... it's my first movie rental card!

Strange... I've never had my own membership at a video store.

I guess there were always tons of movies laying around so I didnt bother.

 

And the woman asked if I wanted to pre-order my starwars boxed set.....

please... I'm a nerd but I'm not that nerdy.

 

oh... suppose this will just be a big tease?

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definitely a tease.

 

your first video rental card!?

 

damn holmes...

here's a little factoid about the bionic man...I almost drove my car through the video rental store when I was a teenager. I went all the way over the cement parking block and ended up on the sidewalk. I had the hots for the girl working the counter there. Safe to say...I never went back after that. I scared her to death.

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yeah... my first video store rental card.

 

My roomate buys shit movies by the bucketload,

so there's always some crap to watch if I care to.

Normally I dont.

 

I'm going TV free for a while when I get my own place.

 

and what.... the bionic man wasn't born a natural rally champ?

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Originally posted by <KEY3>

I'm going TV free for a while when I get my own place.

 

whoa...any time soon?

 

 

 

Originally posted by <KEY3>

and what.... the bionic man wasn't born a natural rally champ?

 

shit dude...of course I was. that was just a blip in the radar caused by a hot brunette. shoulda seen me when my old camaro was being restored and I had the parents escort wagon. every time I drove it looked like a rally highlight reel. I loved throwing the rear end of that car around the corners.

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i was hoping this was going to be about how you went to the video store and mandy moore was in there and she was uber cute and told you to tell me she's sorry she hasn't called, but her buster ass tennis star boyfriend is being a real lame-O and right now it would just cause too much drama, but that she'll hit me off with a message on myspace really soon.

 

i guess that's not what happened though.

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nope, i'm not making UP this year, sadly. im sure i'll find my way up to toronto sometime fairly soon though. i've got some friends up there that i'm way over due for a visit.

 

so without going into too much detail, a few months ago i was faced with the reality that my credit so fucking bad, that i couldn't even get a blockbuster card. somehow though, in a twist of ironic 'fuck you seeks' sadism, i was able to buy a 20k car. how the eff that happened, i have no idea. i just finally got a card about three months ago. 6 months after the car. ha.

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you had a bitchin' camero?

 

Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?

Joe - Oh, I don't know.

Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.

Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.

Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?

Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.

Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.

Joe - Uh huh.

Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?

Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar?

Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.

Joe - Oh, cool.

Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there?

Joe - Uh, who?

Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.

Joe - Oh.

Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

 

Love me two times baby

Love me twice today

Love me two times girl

Cause I got AIDS

Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS

 

Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.

Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.

Joe - Uh, what's the court?

Rod - Never mind that,

Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court?

Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.

Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?

Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.

Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car?

Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.

Joe - You're kidding!

Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.

Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?

Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

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