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So I Saw Britney Spears last night....


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....And it was..........dope!

 

Dude, my gf and I made peace and proceeded to slay a bottle of vodka before the show. There was a load of heads on BART all around our age drinking and heading to the show making for a really cool party vibe on an otherwise crappy commuter train.

 

On the way in to the show, this old homeless guy playing sax for cash was rude enough to ask for a tip and when I said "Dude, you got a smile from my gf, that should be enough." he proceeded to yell at us calling me a "white piece of bread". My gf and I then took this as our cue to make him feel even worse about life and cussed his old homeless ass out. Alcohol fueled manliness is go!

 

We got into the show and i managed to get the two of us down to the ground floor by waving my school i.d. in the securities face like a press pass and guess what.....it worked! Bad ass seats in the front row to see Britney's ass!

 

Oh my friends, let me tell you there was enough of that $2 million dollar booty walking around on stage to satiate even the most jaded Spears alcolyte.

 

The show was cool and the predominant theme was "soft-porn". I was drunk enough to enjoy the music, Britney got into some borderline porn action with two muscle guys, the crowd had a minimal presence of teenagers, drunken impulse purchase of a $5 keychain, skimpy costumes, lots of pyrotechnics, and i got in several clandestine photos.

 

To all the haters, fuck off. It was worth the cash to see that fly femme in person. I saw it....you didn't. Nyah nyah.

 

Overall, fun times had by all

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

and they say i talk about every little thing that happens in my life...

 

/yeeeeeeeeeea.

 

:lol:

 

HAHA.. i was thinking the same thing.

 

and, it gives them one more reason to ban you now....:lol: someone to fill your void.

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Originally posted by nomadawhat

HAHA.. i was thinking the same thing.

 

and, it gives them one more reason to ban you now....:lol: someone to fill your void.

 

you think if the ocean dried up, somebody could fill it back up? i dont think so.

 

same shit applies here.

 

:lol:

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I got quite mad when some 12 yr old whores in pink skirts knocked over my nachos. ( I hadn't eaten dinner) and my brother felt bad because it got on her oh my god louis vuitton purse but who gives a heckkk right.then these two girls tried standing in our row and saying "theyre part of production" and waves some id things around. what bullshit. so they got kicked out. and yep it was very soft porny.

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Softporn how? I hope to see these clandestine pictures, and I might just go when she comes up here...

 

I saw redman at a bmw dealership today driving a 745 with the body kit and rims and shit. It looked like he was gonna buy it. All white. Cream leather...

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see, that song about masterbation she does, she was wearing this rhinestone sheer outfit sort of like the one in her video, and shes in a clear bathtub. that girl can really move. I should have tried to sneak in a camera. I was gonna put it in my bra or something but I didnt want to risk it.

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