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So I Saw Britney Spears last night....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Mar 10, 2004.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    ....And it was..........dope!

    Dude, my gf and I made peace and proceeded to slay a bottle of vodka before the show. There was a load of heads on BART all around our age drinking and heading to the show making for a really cool party vibe on an otherwise crappy commuter train.

    On the way in to the show, this old homeless guy playing sax for cash was rude enough to ask for a tip and when I said "Dude, you got a smile from my gf, that should be enough." he proceeded to yell at us calling me a "white piece of bread". My gf and I then took this as our cue to make him feel even worse about life and cussed his old homeless ass out. Alcohol fueled manliness is go!

    We got into the show and i managed to get the two of us down to the ground floor by waving my school i.d. in the securities face like a press pass and guess what.....it worked! Bad ass seats in the front row to see Britney's ass!

    Oh my friends, let me tell you there was enough of that $2 million dollar booty walking around on stage to satiate even the most jaded Spears alcolyte.

    The show was cool and the predominant theme was "soft-porn". I was drunk enough to enjoy the music, Britney got into some borderline porn action with two muscle guys, the crowd had a minimal presence of teenagers, drunken impulse purchase of a $5 keychain, skimpy costumes, lots of pyrotechnics, and i got in several clandestine photos.

    To all the haters, fuck off. It was worth the cash to see that fly femme in person. I saw it....you didn't. Nyah nyah.

    Overall, fun times had by all
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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  3. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    that toxic song is off the chain.. no joke..
  4. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
  5. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    lens always up to sum shit


    u party animal....
  6. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    glad to hear that lens...i felt bad for you on saturday nite
  7. DJ Tanner

    DJ Tanner New Jack

    Joined: Sep 18, 2003 Messages: 21 Likes Received: 0
    what is an "alcolyte"? is it an acolyte of alcohol?
  8. cmeup

    cmeup Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2001 Messages: 9,485 Likes Received: 1
    and they say i talk about every little thing that happens in my life...


  9. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,350 Likes Received: 154
    and the pics wil be up shortly, I presume...</span>
  10. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    HAHA.. i was thinking the same thing.

    and, it gives them one more reason to ban you now....:lol: someone to fill your void.
  11. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

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  12. cmeup

    cmeup Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2001 Messages: 9,485 Likes Received: 1
    you think if the ocean dried up, somebody could fill it back up? i dont think so.

    same shit applies here.

  13. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
    LENS are you from Cali? She's been on tour and is making her West Coast rounds lately I think. I was in Vegas when she was there (March 6th) and then she came to L.A. like on the 8th.

    MANIK DEK Member

    Joined: Aug 14, 2003 Messages: 351 Likes Received: 0
    yea that toxic song is poundin man anybody know who produced it?it sounds like a neptunes beat
  15. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    we're waiting....