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Think I'll get any hot bitches?

 

Hi, I am a loked out gangster looking for a real "bitch", who can keep it "OG" with me. I'm looking for someone I can gangbang, rep my hood, and even do drive-bys with. I do happen to keeps my mind on my money, but I don't mind spending a little paper, as long as I know I will get something in return (like anal, or maybe letting me pee in your butt.)

 

You should know that I am level 12 whodie status, and that you should be somewhere near that whodie status, or better yet even higher. I enjoy sitting on the stoop, and cleaning my gun, and "The Notebook". I am a softy at heart, and I've even been known to let the lady "cum" first, or even have a sip of my Hennysee, I'f I'm not too gone off it (again, as long as I get something, like maybe a finger in my butt).

 

If you are interested in this straight 100% real gangster from the hood (I'm totally from the hood, dude) then hit me up. I'll be up all night, because deep down inside I have a poetic soul and I'll be writing poems. Forsheezy.

 

-G

 

http://www.craigslist.org/eby/cas/172128313.html

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I thought I told these fags I was a gangster. Not brokeback ghetto. Damn it.

 

 

Maybe they think they can change you. Or I think that the "Notebook" was a little over the edge.

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I had a weird night, I was falling asleep then someone from this thread called me extremely drunk. Then I couldn't fall asleep. Then I had a few beers (6 pack)...

 

Now I'm just kind of hanging out wishing I had more friends in real life.

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Also this guy really wants to do cocaine with me and put my penis in his mouth. That's scary. This whole craigslist thing was a bad idea.

 

 

Cocaine and Penis Mouth

:o :o

 

Sounds Brokeback to me.

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Update: Part 6

 

I listened to Balls advice. And told him I'm not interested if he cannot provide me with a port to space dock...

 

The response...

 

HEr0pSyChO@aol.com

to me

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my mouth is a hole bro....how hung are anyway

 

This guy just told me to shit in his mouth. I know he doesn't know what Space Dock means. But we do, and he just told me to shit in his mouth.

 

How hung am I guys?

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UPDATE: Part 5

 

So I told him I was straight. Like really straight, not gay at all. And the response was...

 

 

HEr0pSyChO@aol.com

to me

More options 5:25 am (3 minutes ago)

im not into all the gay shit bro...i get off on suckin every now an then

 

I don't think this guy knows he's gay.

 

 

 

Thats how they catch you....watch out.

 

:o

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