Jackson Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 She came into the off license where I work and bought a bottle of Pimms, 20 Marlboro lights, some lemonade and some chewing gum, she was with a friend who I am pretty sure was famous too. http://lilichun.myrice.com/gallery/celebrity/7/800KateMoss02.jpg'> Pretty cool huh? She was as hot in real life. As soon as she left I had to go and have a cigarette to steady myself, for the rest of the day I kept saying to myself and the odd customer "I can't believe how fucking hot she is, it's amazing, kate moss, well I never..." etc. So yea... http://outsource-www.zork.nu/jason.simplenet.com/Kate_Moss/kate0014.jpg'> http://outsource-www.zork.nu/jason.simplenet.com/Kate_Moss/kate0062.jpg'> Feel free to quote this: You lucky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 kate moss aint that great she's got no arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 she aint all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 2, 2004 Author Share Posted May 2, 2004 You're queer jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FratGuyJoe Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 personally i'm not into her, but it's cool you got to meet her. gotdamn! 20 packs! *edited for dyslexia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 Kate Moss is definitely hot, but i won't lie, she is a bit too thin. Overall though, its hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 I confused this with Kate Winslet. Whi is, indeed, hott with two T's. Kate Moss is a stick bug. With Revlon on...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 2, 2004 Author Share Posted May 2, 2004 I have met Winslet to so :chicken: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 didn't you meet neneh cherry? she was hot in her prime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 jackson: alcohol supplier to the stars. i'm not a fan of the ol' mossy myself, but g'wan ya good ting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 did you even talk to her you pussy? cause technically, you didn't meet her unless you introduced yourself if you just took the money she used to pay for her things, you didn't meet kate moss, you just served her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earo 35 Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Originally posted by can of worms kate moss aint that great she's got no arse no arse indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 what's great about kate, is you can turn her around and it's like an 11 year old boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton did you even talk to her pussy? cause technically, you didn't meat her unless you introduced yourself if she just took the money you used to pay for her, you didn't meat kate moss, you just got served Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinproph Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Originally posted by Vanity what's great about kate, is you can turn her around and it's like an 11 year old boy you know what an 11 year old boy is like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 anyone ever see the episode of her on family guy when chris is a painter in ny....'uh-oh crack on the floor" "uh-oh open window" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 sounds like you sold her some stuff. Your story mentions squat about actually meeting her. Did you introduce yourself? Offer to clean the crumbs off your face so she could sit? Write your number on to he receipt? Ask her what makes her smile? Are you going to see her again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 I've met this lady before: She is surprisingly really cool and friendly. Her legs were a mile long. We shared tiramisu and Parliment cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Its funny because when i started my job not too long ago they mentioned numerous stars coming into this very unlikely place ever so often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll I've met this lady before: http://www.pcpages.com/gisele/bundchen03.jpg'> She is surprisingly really cool and friendly. Her legs were a mile long. We shared tiramisu and Parliment cigarettes. i can't see the flick, who is it? mmmmm....tiramisu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 It's Gisele Bundchen. And yes she is very hot in person, and she was wearing no make-up. http://www.wapers.com/people/giselebundchen02/giselebundchen023.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll It's Gisele Bundchen. And yes she is very hot in person, and she was wearing no make-up. you and her eating tiramisu? i'll keep my dirty thoughts to myself...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Originally posted by heavyLox sounds like you sold her some stuff. Your story mentions squat about actually meeting her. Did you introduce yourself? Offer to clean the crumbs off your face so she could sit? Write your number on to he receipt? Ask her what makes her smile? Are you going to see her again? hey azzhole Originally posted by JohnnyHorton did you even talk to her you pussy? cause technically, you didn't meet her unless you introduced yourself if you just took the money she used to pay for her things, you didn't meet kate moss, you just served her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 ^^^ Drop the attitude, young man..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 :lol: :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 I hope you gave her my number.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 you didnt meet her man, you saw her. booooooo, not that shes all that anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 http://www.zlink.net/images/snore.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeque Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Originally posted by PalestineOne you didnt meet her man, you saw her. booooooo, not that shes all that anyway Well, I'm jealous Jacko. You lucky bastard :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 3, 2004 Author Share Posted May 3, 2004 Actually, my turbo-jealous friends, I did speak to her, but I didn't introduce myself because the store was quite busy, so there was no time for banter. What happened was, her friend had already put some chewing gum on the counter, then Kate got some more from the rack and I said "You are having chewing gum as well?!" and she said "yea!" and i made an expression like :eek: and she smiled, so there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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