8onus Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 so a few months ago i was staying at my dads while i was moving...well, one morning i got a phone call, after the guy on the phone said his name i knew it was a telemarketer, so i just closed my eyes, took my ear away from the pnone and said "sure" after every mumble i heard. i was sooo fucking tired i didn't even want to hit the end button. apparently the man on the other line was from the fraternal order of DC police. and "apparently" i told him i was indeed my father, and that i would loooove to donate 2 months rent to them. hmmm i am puzzeled on how to handle this, because they keep callin him and he is starting to catch on i think. he left a message the other day..all it said was "what the fucking hell have you done boy?" no good will come of this, i am sure. i will take suggestions at this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Just shell it out, they wouldn't have asked if the didn't need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 as long as no money has been exchanged yet and nothing is in paper tell them to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Someone is realy trying to rip you off.Tell your dad.Or call your local police station and ask them if they of this "farternal order" or whatever and what not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 "Father, I mistakenly agreed to donate money to the police, when in reality, I dislike the police and their tendency to rely on brutality rather than common sense and kindness as a means of solving the problems of everyday life. Oh father, how sorry I am!" uh, cheah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 "what the fucking hell have you done boy?" that made me laugh out loud.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Say, "Fuck off pig, 'fore i cut some bacon off your back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 they called my mom, she said she would think about it, and asked them to mail her some info, i need to throw that envelope away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 thaz sum crazy shit...lookz like those pigs jus came up on $200 dollaz!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 yea blud, freal freal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Technically, if you don't donate the money... the police station shuts down and no one can arrest you, right? I'm just sayin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Cut your dads face off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caffeine Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 What would the police be asking donations for? Sounds like a scam. I'm sure half the people they called enjoyed telling those pigs to fuck off. I know I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 soo you fucked up??youre only gonna goto jail for 400 years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 At least you will get one of those Fraternal Order stars to put on the back of your car and with that you can usually get away with speeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 ummm, this is kind of a no brainer. your dad says 'i'm sorry, that was my son, who is about to get his neck rung, and unfortunately i really don't have the money to spare right now, i'm sorry. good bye'. end of story. if they keep calling, filing a restraining order. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Apr 12 2005, 06:13 AM Technically, if you don't donate the money... the police station shuts down and no one can arrest you, right? I'm just sayin... Quoted post RIGHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Pay them $2000 of another currency which is worth alot less.. You could probably convert the change you find in your car to equal out around $2000 canadian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 pay them in pesos. this'll really get to them, cause cops HATE mexicans. it's in their blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 mail them some anthrax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 flee the country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDisp Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Originally posted by fatbastard@Apr 12 2005, 10:43 AM Pay them $2000 of another currency which is worth alot less.. Quoted post like someone already said, its a non issue. don't they only call for money to be donated to the policemans ball? why the fuck do they need a ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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