trackstand Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 I was at this party last night, it was alright... There were bands playing, some art was being displayed whatever it was a good time... Well, I was upstairs in the staircase making out with this girl, she was dressed pretty distinctly (black fishnet stalkings, black boots, black and orange skirt, brown jacket)... She was just, as far as I knew, some cute girl... So we just kissed and she was in a big hurry to leave, which, I didn't really understand... So I asked her were she lived, and she said something to the effect of "oh, I live at different friends houses in the area". So my friend calls me, more or less to just shoot the shit, he's walking home from the bar, and he see's a hooker... He's a relatively nice kid and he was asking her "are you alright, you seem kind of fucked up... Do you need a cab"... She said she was fine, just trying to make money. WELL HE DESCRIBED HER AND IT WAS THE SAME FUCKING GIRL I WAS KISSING EARLIER. I can't even begin to tell you how fucking gross I feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 So basically you didn't get mono, and you're not really sure it was the same person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haunts Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 one time i messed around with a sacred prostitute. that was a pretty interesting experience. and my old boss went to vegas and spent 500 bucks on a hooker once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 Yeah I do have mono... And I know it is the same girl, he asked her what her name was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 you know you already posted this story once right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 No I didn't... It happened last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 hmmm, maybe im tripping, but someone posted the exact same shit about how they were at some party, winded up kissing some skeezer, and later that night ran into a buddy or some shit and was trying to call a cab for said skeezer, when the other buddy realised thats the hoe he had kissed from the party, and the bitch was drunk and wilding out because she was drunk and thats why they were trying to call her a cab or some shit. who knows. maybe im wrong. if so, sorry. and yea, that sucks that you kissed a skeezer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 yes it does. i dont remember that... im going to look for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by GnomeToys@Jan 8 2005, 12:01 PM So basically you didn't get mono, and you're not really sure it was the same person. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 i wish i was your mom, because i would slap you so hard upside your head right now.. that's what you get for kissing random strange girls homie.. sorry to sound mean, but, shit happens. on a kinder note- you might wanna go to the doctor, cuz you never know what other viruses might be living in your mouth right now. :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 i've said this before. but here it goes anyway - - my friends sister had a herpes outbreak in her throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRECKONIZE Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 you kissed a hooker?! dude you practically had a cock in your mouth and you dont get mono overnight foo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 holy christ, id have to kill myself if i had herpes of ANY sort.. herpes in the throat is ... :yuck: x's 100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 Well I need to go, my friend needs to get back on here but... I have a lot of the symptoms which is why i believe i have it, i'm going to the doctor... my friend who saw her asked her name, and it was the same name. i know, i know... it's pretty ridiculous. i was fucking shocked and disgusted when i found out the girl i was just kissing is a few blocks down trying to suck dick. ugh. foul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deist Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR«@Jan 8 2005, 08:24 PM holy christ, id have to kill myself if i had herpes of ANY sort.. herpes in the throat is ... :yuck: x's 100 Quoted post Why dont you just forget about the herpes and kill yourself now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 hahaha that is fucking disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 yeah i would be woried about herpes more than anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 So lets sum this up further: Originally posted by trackstand+Jan 8 2005, 02:54 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (trackstand - Jan 8 2005, 02:54 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>I was at this party last night, it was alright... [/b] Originally posted by trackstand@Jan 8 2005, 03:27 PM I have a lot of the symptoms which is why i believe i have it, i'm going to the doctor... <!--QuoteBegin-http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz/Atoz/ency/infectious_mononucleosis.jsp Symptoms do not usually appear until four to seven weeks after exposure to EBV. An infected person can be contagious during this incubation time period and for as many as five months after the disappearance of symptoms. Are you sure you don't just have... oh, I don't know... A FUCKING HANGOVER? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 hahaha^ that shit made me spit ice tea all over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR«@Jan 8 2005, 12:24 PM holy christ, id have to kill myself if i had herpes of ANY sort.. herpes in the throat is ... :yuck: x's 100 Quoted post herpes isn't all that bad. i mean, you get sores every now and then, but you can still climb rocks and ride mountain bikes while listening to some really uplifting music. i dont have herpes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Hahaha. I was watching tv once and some hot girl was on. I was like "Id do her." Then she said I dont let genital herpes get me down any more. I screamed like a girl after i heard that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 you seemed to be pretty proud of the fact that some $10 whore was cleaning her dirty mouth out in yours. and youre worried about catching mono from a whore? that should be the least of your concerns. just dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 This reminds me of 2003 new years eve when i me and a couple of my friends went to a party and on the way i saw this kinda cute looking breezie who apparantly had a sign around her neck that said "kiss me, i have hepatitis b." I was so drunk that i couldnt make out the letters and i went on the assurance that she indeed had a "kiss me" sign around her. Well we made out, and i went on with the rest of the night. The next morining my friends told me what happened and i made a doctors appointment within the hour. Luckily i hadnt contracted anything or else i would have pulled a scott peterson on the bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 trackstand- this is one of those things you'll probally regret sharing with 12oz. ive had a few of them. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowkid Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 i am pretty sure mono has like a 7 day incubation period, which would mean you got it from someone else. I'm too lazy to check on this but i'm fairly certain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 SNOWKID READ THE REST OF THE THREAD KTHXBYE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR«+Jan 8 2005, 03:20 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (»§ÜGÅR« - Jan 8 2005, 03:20 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>i wish it was your mom, because i would slap you her hard upside her ass right now.. Quoted post [/b] Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jan 8 2005, 04:34 PM Luckily i hadnt contracted anything or else i would have pulled a scott peterson on the bitch. Quoted post This is a new figure of speech. <!--QuoteBegin-T=E=A=S=E@Jan 8 2005, 04:43 PM trackstand- this is one of those things you'll probally regret sharing with 12oz. ive had a few of them. :lol: Quoted post Yep, swonk esaet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 damn,thats pretty fuckered,thats why i dont fuck with cheese ball hoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 i feel like i need to wash my keyboard, to de-kudify it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 Originally posted by heavyLox@Jan 9 2005, 12:11 AM i feel like i need to wash my keyboard, to de-kudify it. Quoted post :lol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhaahhaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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