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damn man...

 

no, to the females your still a virgin man... remember that, even if your a porn star, if the chick hasnt seen the movie then your still a virgin

 

but when you start tearin it up in bed while she thinks its your first time... well worry about that when the time comes

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Originally posted by !CEBERG

damn man...

 

no, to the females your still a virgin man... remember that, even if your a porn star, if the chick hasnt seen the movie then your still a virgin

 

but when you start tearin it up in bed while she thinks its your first time... well worry about that when the time comes

lol fer real man. good advice.
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DETAILS! DETAILS! DETAILS! congrats...

i lost mines in my room with a beautiful girl.

she raped me and i loved it :D

 

:king:

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Originally posted by !CEBERG

damn man...

 

no, to the females your still a virgin man... remember that, even if your a porn star, if the chick hasnt seen the movie then your still a virgin

 

but when you start tearin it up in bed while she thinks its your first time... well worry about that when the time comes

..

 

WORD TO THAT!

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Originally posted by •nakone•

yep i did... i lost it in a dug out in some park... was really hot out tho:king:

 

where have you lost your virginity?:D

 

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

 

Did you bleed on him? You little bitch.

 

 

You know your life is sad when you come on 12oz and tell people about losing your virginity. Get some freinds retard.

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a time in the life of corndog....loosing my virginity to a fat girl

 

i know this girl named karen,

ive known her for a while

shes the fattest girl i know

but shes got a friendly smile

so i went to her party

drank as much beer as i could

next thing you know

fat girls lookin good

so i went up to her

i said hey how you do

she said i feel fine

and hows about you?

welp i was drunk as shit

so i said not bad

next thing you know

shes fiddlin with my nads

now this girl must have weighed

a 100 pounds or more

i didnt give a damn

i was finally gonna score

so i thought to myself

where do i begin

i slapped her in the leg

and rode the wave in

next thing you know

we began to skrawg

oh yeah, baby whos the man?

she said............corndog!!!

i thought to myself

this is kinda fun

next thing you know

i was already done

so i smoked a cigarette

and said with a grind

hey fat girl

lets do it again

so if anyone tells you

that drinkins bad for you

they probably got drunk

and did a fat girl too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

true story!!!

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he uhh nak, you lost your virginity, good boy, know, become religious and never fuck again till you marry... i try that allot, maybe your more powerfull than me!

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