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so yeah it was pretty unnessesary to start a poll fuck it.

 

long story short:

never had much of a high school life, spent 8th-12th grades either locked up, doing shit to get locked up or in some rehab/reform shit. my girl who is 18, is a senior, and got a ticket to homecoming(irony:im from south DC, rugged shit, this high school is in northside, i used to hate these rich bitches, kinda still do). she thought it would be fun for me considering my only homecoming/prom etc experience lasted about 10 min before i got chased out by the cops.

any ways, this shit is gonna be weird, parting with 16/17 year olds. cockfuckingtitshit.

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south d.c. ? north side. that doesnt say shit man.

 

see, southeast is diff then southwest and northwest is diff then northeast. and colombia and 14th is it's own world.

 

however, go, get a little gin in the punch and how my friend puts it "lay em all down and fuck em all"

 

yea.

 

 

id invite dude that plays gogo at the mall and strap that nigga to a radio flyer wheelcar thing, whatever the fuck you call em and have cronies drag him around while he blows his wistle.

 

but that's just me.

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ok im down with this video thing but i'll need a server

casek, im looking your way.

 

and with the laws and shit im probally gonna need to hide out in bulgaria or some shit for a while, i'll need an off shore account, a clean passport and some malt liqour.

pffffffft, make that shit happen.

 

i believe in this opperation

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Originally posted by oneeightyone@Oct 11 2005, 10:19 PM

south d.c. ? north side. that doesnt say shit man.

 

see, southeast is diff then southwest and northwest is diff then northeast. and colombia and 14th is it's own world.

 

however, go, get a little gin in the punch and how my friend puts it "lay em all down and fuck em all"

 

yea.

 

 

id invite dude that plays gogo at the mall and strap that nigga to a radio flyer wheelcar thing, whatever the fuck you call em and have cronies drag him around while he blows his wistle.

 

but that's just me.

you're preaching to the choir dog, i stayed up in NE for a bit and a lot of it is grimmyer than most of SE, which every body seems so afraidof, considering its fillin up with yuppies faster than a starbucks giving away cocaine, i dont see it being an issue much longer, which part of DC you from 181?

i should have explained that shit to them 181, but i just don't got it in me.

 

i was thinking of inviting some of my clients i produce for mainly all scary ass niggas from Berryframs, get em all blazed and be like "ok, now go stick it to the man, or at least his daughter"

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Start a company, HOMECOMINGS GONE WILD>

 

Get a bunch of homecoming chicks all fucked up on tequilla rophynol and xanax. pop some viagra and its on and poppin

 

Fuck..... count me in. YOu know how easy it would be to coherse some young impressionable chicks into a nice limo and a pricy hotel room. You could make millions. If the girls gone wild guys say anything you could just beat their asses. You seen them right. A couple douchebags

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naw, unless shes in on the deal, which could happen i suppose, we've talked about it, i aint cheating on this one, shes a keeper on the real.

yeah as far as my girl's freind goes, my boy hit it before he went to iraq and said...i quote

"she was so tight i was looking for an eject button just to get my dick back"

 

...im trying to have that shit happen man

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Originally posted by isor357@Oct 11 2005, 10:36 PM

Start a company, HOMECOMINGS GONE WILD>

 

Get a bunch of homecoming chicks all fucked up on tequilla rophynol and xanax. pop some viagra and its on and poppin

 

Fuck..... count me in. YOu know how easy it would be to coherse some young impressionable chicks into a nice limo and a pricy hotel room. You could make millions. If the girls gone wild guys say anything you could just beat their asses. You seen them right. A couple douchebags

 

god damnit man, you're good....real good.

WITH THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THE STATE OF SOME NIGGA I DONT KNOW FUCKIT

YOU'RE THE VICE PRESIDENT

 

i like the title man, try to incorporate the migits in there some how, i believe in you.

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Originally posted by 8onus@Oct 11 2005, 11:20 PM

ok im down with this video thing but i'll need a server

casek, im looking your way.

 

and with the laws and shit im probally gonna need to hide out in bulgaria or some shit for a while, i'll need an off shore account, a clean passport and some malt liqour.

pffffffft, make that shit happen.

 

i believe in this opperation

 

 

i'll get right on it!

 

deto! get the car ready and meet me out front!

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fuck the bitches. Give us the money and the weed.

It will be a 12 oz special

 

At the end of the video we could make the homecoming girls say ' Im a dirty 12oz cum dumpster"

 

I like how you guys think. I would split a pitcher with yall if we didnt have geographical issues

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Originally posted by casekonly+Oct 11 2005, 10:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (casekonly - Oct 11 2005, 10:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-8onus@Oct 11 2005, 11:20 PM

ok im down with this video thing but i'll need a server

casek, im looking your way.

 

and with the laws and shit im probally gonna need to hide out in bulgaria or some shit for a while, i'll need an off shore account, a clean passport and some malt liqour.

pffffffft, make that shit happen.

 

i believe in this opperation

 

 

i'll get right on it!

 

deto! get the car ready and meet me out front!

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THATS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!!! HOMECOMINGGONEWILD MATERIAL ALL THE FUCKING WAY!!!!!

 

hey for real someone get the midgets in the company name, im drawing blanks here,

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Raised in chocolate city and in nova throughout the crack era, marrion berry era, early williams, now in metro full time.

still there whenever i can getting sugar cane on 14th here and there.

 

this Homecoming's gone wild is an intersting idea, but only because im a bastard at heart.

 

how about a segment called "if there's grass on the field, play ball" get the innocent looking "friend" get her sloshed up, someone's gotta have a gimp mask on here, all down for it.

 

yo, this shit is mad pedophiliacalic. yall know that right.

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alright man, listen to me, because i know what im talkinga bout, because i just got back from a homecoming 3 days ago.

 

my girl is senior like yours, im 2 years out of there. last year i went with her too. now that was terrible because i still knew all the kids there. i was "that guy". this year however, was perfect, and you should consider this.

 

1. you dont know any of the kids there. thats good. i just hope your not some faggot ass gangster thats going to show up with your pants sagging wearing black and pink and a baseball hat doo rag. look classy for your girl so she can show you off and she can make bitches jealous.

2. you are technically a douche pedo for going to one of these. its ok, im in that boat, but i love my girlfriend and i dont mind sacrificing some lame notoriety i had in high school.

but

3. keep your time there to a minimum. in, make an appearance, out, and fuck. remember, make her OWE YOU for going to this shit and being a class act. she should owe you. me and mine were just there for the pictures, then bounced and did what i wanted to do.

4. dont talk much and dont do anything stupid. stay charming, dont be mouthy, dont grab your girlfriend all over.

 

 

you wont follow these steps and you wont be dating your girlfriend very long. and i dont fucking care.

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