HESHIANDET Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 never go back to a party after leaving trying to get some. all that happens is Dt's hemming you up. no pusy is worth this horrid story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 that's what you get for crashing sweet 16 parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 This reminds me of two summers ago when I left a party after doing several kegstands, came back, told a female officer that the only reason she joined the force was to get gangbanged by her fellow officers, and then got slammed into the concrete, cuffed, several times. I got put in the drunk tank with a fake name, fake address, fake birthday, fake postal code, the works. They woke me up three hours later to re-ask me, and I gave the correct information (I winged it the first time). I had to walk home about thirty kilometres, but it was funny, still. Dumb bitch pig, hiking up her belt...fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 i thought this thread was going to be about hookers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Who the fuck measure in kilometers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Canadians, and the rest of the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 dude you gottta tell us the entire horrid story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Something similar happened to me once, but I escaped. Sorry about that, and hope it turns out okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 HESHZILLA, YOU AND THE DUDES FROM THE THING GOING TO THE SHOW THAT OPENS TONIGHT AT THE PLACE WITH THE PEOPLE THAT ARE OUR PEOPLES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mc-Ignite Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Once i left a party after i noticed it sucked then came back and tpo my surprise there were sexy naked vampire chicks sucking everyones blood lucky i had my cross and i bashied them back to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Who the fuck measure in kilometers? The only countries that don't measure in kilomtres, and measure in miles instead are the USA, UK, Liberia and Myanmar. Everybody else uses kilometres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KniggazInDemStreetz Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 12oz has the fucking coolest thread, I'm so satisfied with this nonsense, and you all should be too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 whacking-off is way underrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 The only countries that don't measure in kilomtres' date=' and measure in miles instead are the USA, UK, Liberia and Myanmar. Everybody else uses kilometres.[/quote'] Damn What assholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Thirty thousand meters. Phew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK1 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 WHOEVER DOESNT MEASURE IN KILOMETRES IS A FUCKIN MORON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sick Nigel Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 The only countries that don't measure in kilomtres' date=' and measure in miles instead are the USA, UK, Liberia and Myanmar. Everybody else uses kilometres.[/quote'] The UK?? I thought those dudes were metric all the way! You sure about that shit?? You're blowin my mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 yeah, i too thought sri lanka was the last country to go metric, in 1984. guess not. hmmmm.....maybe eveeryone but the dumb ass states are metric? i'l ladd that even u.s. scientists have to use metric to go along wiht the logical thing "The United States of America is the only country of any economic consequence on the planet that still widely uses the English system of measurement. Every other country uses Metric (yes, even over in England they chucked the English system). So here is the USA as the last holdout, the last kid on the block, still clinging to its precious feet, inches, pounds, gallons, and so forth...." maybe myanmar and liberia are just not 'of economic consequence?' ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 i was caught twice by the authorities trying to fuck this girl in my van.. cool thing was, is she wanted it in her ass. when i finally got it in there, i found out that the dugout we retreated to bone in was next to a tree where a girl just hung herself. kinda wierd, true story. i just waved to the cops, and told them, get the fuck outa here!! they told me i couldnt do that around here and to beat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 just beat it beat it beat it that's a good pun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 that shit is so ignint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 but the real question is.... how many bushels in a peck? The metric system is the way to go, unless you can't count to ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 we should bomb everyone and get them to stop using the metric system.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 we should bomb everyone and get them to stop using the metric system.. Liberate them from the metric system. But for real. We tried using the metric system. That shit DID NOT go down well with us. People just fuck it and went back the AMERICAN WAY(WOO AMERICA FUCK YEA! FUCK YOU!*FIREWORKS*). Do sumpfin about it world. I dare ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalant Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 that sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Is this nigga for real not going to tell the story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Don't fuck with (or fuck) seventeen year olds no matter how old they say they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 we should bomb everyone and get them to stop using the metric system.. i second that fuck the metric system shit is way over rated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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