OptimusPrime Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 heres how th night went down. 9pm: went to my girls spot and cracked the jack pint 9.5pm:went to the store, copped some sopporo 10pm:just loungin, party starts to blow up 10.5pm:gettin more peaced 11pm:so these kids start raisin hell and since this particular party was at the crew house, i politely asked them to leave before there was any trouble. the dumbass, not knowin, unsuspecting cat proceeds to put me in a yolk, which promptly resulted in rolling 7 or 8 stupid motherfuckers by the whole crew. 11.5pm: fight breaks up people begin to disperse. 12am:im thinkin of leavin so im sayin peace to the family, when out of nowhere i get grabbed by the arm and practically lifted off of my feet. so, as a natural human reaction to this, i pull away and start to turn around, apparently as i was turning around i gave the person a slight elbow to the chest. the next thing i know, im put in an armbar and commence to getting my face slammed into a nearby wall. "you're under arrest, badass" "for what?" "assulting a police officer" "i didn't mean any harm, sir" "too bad you stupid fuck" "you still did it" 12.75am:central booking. i call the spot and had a conversation with my girl, who says "what's your bond" "$500" "damn we could only get 3 hun together" 2.5am:i get into my tank with 4 other drunk mother fuckers, two of whom are passed out on the bench, and by this time my pint and some beers start to rip me apart. i layed down to take a nap on the floor. the next thing i know, the drunk on the left side of the bench stands up and commences to pissing all over the floor. myself and the two other cats in the cell get up on the bench and start kicking this drunk fuck that nearly urinated on my cranium. 3am:moved to a different tank with 87124815247 other drunks, soon after, i make bail and get the fuck out of there. court date next friday, but im pretty confident that it will be thrown out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 yea, usually you need intention to assault someone for it to be actual assault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 never been in a drunk tank. sounds like shit. hope all goes well in court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by casekonly sounds like shit. hope all goes well in court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 from now on, when someone grabs your arm, just shoot them. dont look at who they are just run, dont look back and run to the next town. shooting other people, helps you get out of bad situations. and thats what matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 I don't think you have anything to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 i have court appointed "socialization and behavior" class on october 11th.....join the club mang.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by taco bell bomber from now on, when someone grabs your arm, just shoot them. dont look at who they are just run, dont look back and run to the next town. shooting other people, helps you get out of bad situations. and thats what matters. word this cat always knows whats up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 I was at this party happening on the beach. Around the end as people start leaving a cop comes up behind this big dude and puts his hand on him.. The guy turns arounds instaneously and gives the pig a powerfull uppercut - Hard enough to kick sand from under the pig's feet. He KO'ed the cop right there.. Then 6 other pigs swarm this guy beating him with thier batons.. I guess cops think they can grab on to anybody from behind with out identifying themselves.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by B_As_In_Bot I was at this party happening on the beach. Around the end as people start leaving a cop comes up behind this big dude and puts his hand on him.. The guy turns arounds instaneously and gives the pig a powerfull uppercut - Hard enough to kick sand from under the pig's feet. He KO'ed the cop right there.. Then 6 other pigs swarm this guy beating him with thier batons.. I guess cops think they can grab on to anybody from behind with out identifying themselves.. word my hommies did teh same cept with a backwards headbutt to a bitch from the honkey patrol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by OptimusPrime "what's your bond" "$500" "damn we could only get 3 hun together" You need to date smarter girls... it only takes $50 to get out on $500 bond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Re: Re: so i got arrested last night Originally posted by Smart You need to date smarter girls... it only takes $50 to get out on $500 bond. ive rarely seen bonds that low, allowed to post at 10%. what would be the point? not saying it might not happen, but i know atleast around here, its not done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 i get the storie,and i feel you''some''cops are stright up assholes. they think they are superman. what i dont get is whats a party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Re: Re: Re: so i got arrested last night Originally posted by seeking ive rarely seen bonds that low, allowed to post at 10%. what would be the point? not saying it might not happen, but i know atleast around here, its not done. Either way, they had $300, which translates to 60%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Re: Re: Re: so i got arrested last night Originally posted by seeking ive rarely seen bonds that low, allowed to post at 10%. what would be the point? not saying it might not happen, but i know atleast around here, its not done. Perhaps you've never dealt with a bondsman... regardless, they are right in the phone book and many are open 24hrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 ah, didnt think of the bondsman angle. you win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Have your buddies testify. You should be alright, just be cool. Chances are it will be thrown out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by seeking ah, didnt think of the bondsman angle. you win. well, I'm not sure my abilities to get my ass out of jail qualify me as a 'winner'... but I understand your point. Happy birthday, heh ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Fuck court, fuck cops. I had a serious outburst in court the other week. I told the JOP that he is better suited to dealing with parking tickets (I’ve seen the same justice of peace in traffic court) and I told the crown to shut his fraggle rock ass up and never to disrespect the justice system by lying in a courtroom again. I’m a very humble person, but this charge is complete bullshit and they do not give a fuck, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Oh yeah, after that outburst, I left the courtroom to a loud applause from several people in the gallery. That’s how bullshit the crown was. Richard Simmons mixed with Ms. Havisham or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 the heck is a crown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by OptimusPrime heres how th night went down. 12.75am:central booking. since when has there been a 12.75? am i missing out on some random time period? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 12:45am, is what i think he was referring to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 lol.the drunk tank .. . thgats hilarious .. you should have stayed at the house and tried to score with one of the chicas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted September 28, 2003 Author Share Posted September 28, 2003 yeah 12:45am. what i was refering to on the $500 was that my bond was actually $5000, but i needed $500 to get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 your bond can be set at anything, 10%, 40%, 70%... but just about all of the time they set it at a price 10% of "X" . trust me, ive been around the legal system a bagillion times.. and i guess having a parent as an attoney helps too.. EDIT* i should add they are a criminal defense attorney too... bonus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Re: Re: so i got arrested last night Originally posted by sneak since when has there been a 12.75? am i missing out on some random time period? whats 3/4 of an hour? 45 dumb ass. did you not goto school at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mexican Food Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Pointlessly getting arrested does suck. I got handcuffed once for simply talking shit to a cop. After heavy protest I ended up being thrown on the ground and hogtied in front of a bunch of people. They charged me with "impeding pedestrian traffic". So gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Re: Re: Re: so i got arrested last night Originally posted by rip whats 3/4 of an hour? 45 dumb ass. did you not goto school at all? it was more of a sarcastic piss take you fucking dumb yank. do americans not have a sense of humour? i thought fat people had jolly laughs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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