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so i fucked a porn star.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by When, Feb 16, 2004.

  1. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    im such a nerd
    i found a box in the garage today while cleaning
    when i opened it up there were a shit load of letters
    that girls wrote me back in highschool

    i had totally forgotten about them
    anyway, i was reading some of them
    and ran across this one girl i really dug
    but had lost contact with some years ago

    being somewhat interested i did a google search for her
    and low and behold, what came up?

    pornstar, thats what
    actually i dont know if its her or not
    because there was no picture

    but now im too curious
    because it kind of seems like something she would do
    and it has been quite a few years since ive heard from her
    and last i heard she was working at a bar as a drink girl

    her name is Crystal Bond
    if anyone is so inclined to find a mugshot of her
     
  2. Dude, her real name is CRYSTAL BOND?!? It's like her parents wanted her to be a porn star in the first place.

    This has her name in the credits. Is that her in any of the pictures?
     
  3. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    maybe you was so good in the sack that you convinced her she only wanted sex the rest of her life?


    how's the toyota comin?
     
  4. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    http://www.jcks.com/images/police/mostwanted/mw07.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.uaf.edu/rahi/2000/flores/flores.jpg'>


    i think the top one might be her, is it when?
     
  5. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    no shit huh?

    yeah i saw that picture too but
    i cant really tell
    it has been a few years but she couldnt of changed that much
     
  6. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    ha.

    decently fine.

    and no shes neither black nor fat and pale
     
  7. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Congratulations, homie!

    Liquid Gold #08 and Young and Anal #30 are all that I can find. I wouldn’t call her a pornstar, per se. More like pornslut.
     
  8. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    I have gone to school with like 5 of the suicide girls, atleast 4 strippers, and the top ranked female chess player in the US (at least she was last time I heard)...
     
  9. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    and so the search continues
    ill dredge through old phone numbers tomorrow if i have to
    ill even stay home from work

    I MUST KNOW.
     
  10. Not even a familiar gaping asshole?
     
  11. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    well as you know, thats how i identify all past girlfriends
     
  12. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    i must protest your tone, you make it sound like you are the only one who identifies all past girls by their gaping assholes, but let me tell you, most guys do
     
  13. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    im seriously staying home from work today
    i wont be able to function correctly until i find out
    if its her or not

    i think i have a problem
    one day last week i couldnt sleep
    because i couldnt figure out what 'cop' stood for
    is this ocd? i sure hope not.



    oh by the way cop stands for
    the slang word 'cop'
    as in to catch someone or something
     
  14. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    see, i thought you mean cop, like policeman, in that instance, it meand constable on patrol


    i tried to look, but all i found was the black lady in the top 10 most wanted list and the other girl, are you sure that the top 10 one isnt her? cuz i really think it might be, i mean look at her, its gotta be
     
  15. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    i did mean officer
    and after much looking i determined
    constable on patrol was wrong
    and 'cop' as in the slang word
    was correct
     
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