ChuckNorris Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 The greatest thing happend to me today. I'm in the basement setting up this bench press and im moving boxes and shit and i come across all the stuff my grandfather left behind when he died. I found old photo albums, letters, books etc... Then to my suprise i found a box of videos. i started looking through them and they were all porn! In all there were 40 porn videos, "the first nude musical" being one of them. I was very proud and excited, being a porn watcher myself. So i brought the box upstairs and started popping them in. It was great, all 70's, 80's and early 90's videos. mullets, bushes, and the best porn music ever. Anyway in honor of my grandfather who passed less than a year ago, i had to jerk off to the videos. As i did, I could swear i felt him smiling down on me from heaven. Discovering my grandfathers porn collection has got to be one of the most beautiful moments for me of the year. Hopefully one day my grandchildren can discover mine after i have passed... R.I.P grandpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkab Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 dirty fuck. How could you wank without thinking of your grandpa jacking off. Disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMG Im Naked Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Hhahhahaa, This is the awesomest thread made this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I found one of my grandfather's porn tapes once, it was pretty fucking filthy. It was many moons ago, but i remember there was a humongous gang bang scene, like 14 steel workers on one mexican broad. Then, this white chick with a fucking jungle of hair between her legs, and finally, this 50 year old dude who was getting skull from some cowgirl, and he was all "naw, you aint doin it right," so he bends down and toots his own horn, if you yadidamtalkingabout. blessing or curse, you decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Best thread ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 they might be worth money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 awesome, good find & thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Its good to hear you were thinking of your grandpa while jerking off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Want to trade movies? ¬_¬ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChuckNorris Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Mar 10 2005, 02:59 AM I found one of my grandfather's porn tapes once, it was pretty fucking filthy. It was many moons ago, but i remember there was a humongous gang bang scene, like 14 steel workers on one mexican broad. Then, this white chick with a fucking jungle of hair between her legs, and finally, this 50 year old dude who was getting skull from some cowgirl, and he was all "naw, you aint doin it right," so he bends down and toots his own horn, if you yadidamtalkingabout. blessing or curse, you decide. Quoted post haha thats fucking great. Yeah when i found these videos i thought they would be softcore playboy pussy shit. but grandpa was on the hardcore tip. also seen a couple 80's style gangbangs in there. ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckNorris Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by swif1@Mar 10 2005, 03:39 AM Want to trade movies? ¬_¬ Quoted post nah man.. out of respect for my grandfather im gonna keep these in the family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Great find, great thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Fuck right on. My ex gf and I found her moms porn once , including nude shots of her mom about 10 yrs earlier , it was a good day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Awesome! :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 How can anyone hate on this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 This thread is pure gold!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Perversion runs in the blood.... I'm a perv...my dad's a perv..and my father tells me my grandfather was a perv too. Glad to hear of your findings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Hooray for porn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 cool find but weird all at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by Jackson@Mar 10 2005, 03:24 PM Hooray for porn! Quoted post this just about sums it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_b0b Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 A friend of mine's dad always had killer hardcore porn, this was when it was quite hard to get hold of in the UK. He seemed to belong to some sort of trading club, as he had different films every week. This friend found the hiding place and used to give us showings. We were all about 15 at the time. His dad used to have films with girls getting anal while 3 men pissed on her and another where this girl has all the hair on head shaved off then these 5 dudes wank and come on her shiny bald head. Funny thing his dad seemed such a nice quiet domestic type. Scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 porn rules! do any of the videos have Vanessa Del Rio in them? i remember i used to wack it to that bitch everyday when i was in the 8th grade. GREAT THREAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_b0b Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 This link to Ancient Chinese sex aids seems appropiate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uknowmyname Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 FUCKING GREAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by ChuckNorris@Mar 10 2005, 02:42 AM The greatest thing happend to me today. I'm in the basement setting up this bench press and im moving boxes and shit and i come across all the stuff my grandfather left behind when he died. I found old photo albums, letters, books etc... Then to my suprise i found a box of videos. i started looking through them and they were all porn! In all there were 40 porn videos, "the first nude musical" being one of them. I was very proud and excited, being a porn watcher myself. So i brought the box upstairs and started popping them in. It was great, all 70's, 80's and early 90's videos. mullets, bushes, and the best porn music ever. Anyway in honor of my grandfather who passed less than a year ago, i had to jerk off to the videos. As i did, I could swear i felt him smiling down on me from heaven. Discovering my grandfathers porn collection has got to be one of the most beautiful moments for me of the year. Hopefully one day my grandchildren can discover mine after i have passed... R.I.P grandpa Quoted post i havent laughed this hard all day. RIP Grandpa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by ChuckNorris@Mar 10 2005, 07:42 AM As i did, I could swear i felt him smiling down on me from heaven. Quoted post wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 haha. this is the best thread ive seen in quite awhile. good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 80s porn rocks. my parents had a massive collection and went to throw it away. anyways, ive got some of the ones w/ traci lords and other gems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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