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oddly enough, today is the day you ask where everyone around me is having sex. i fell asleep to my girl roommate having sex, woke up to the neighbours above me having sex, and as im making breakfast my guy roommate was having sex. i feel that the spring luving is comin...or maybe theres a full moon out!!

as for my sex life...hmmm, it exists. must be one of its days off!!

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

I dont know about any of ya'll here but.... about a year ago I got bored with sex. For real. No no. Mr.yuck hasnt gone gay on you all but Id rather find a girl that i can hang around without feeling anger than fuckin.

 

 

you must be a porn star, or got as much trim as one

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Originally posted by caL

you must be a porn star, or got as much trim as one

 

Haha. I stopped counting when i hit a certain number. I tried to calculate it up one time but I cant remember 75% of names and shit. I dont want to break double digits. After some close calls and some clean bills of health, Im just not feelin shit like i used to. Its time to settle down.

 

Wonk to the Saggin

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I'm in the same boat as mr yuck.

 

 

I could go and get some right this instant if I wanted, but all I really want is someone to hang out with and talk to for hours. I have that, she is one of my best friends, I have romantic feelings for her but I can never tell her due to certain situations in our past. She doesn't even know I consider her one of my best friends, I think that if i show any affection for her (like telling her she is one of my most cherished relationships) everything will come pouring out like your intestines through a stab/drag wound.

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let me tell you about my sex life. My girl has been in the army since june. She left in june and went to sc. In october, she went straight from there to texas. Yesterday i found out she is going from texas to colorado for six more months. She was supposed to come home, but she is going to colorado. So, i have seen her 3 time sinse then. Once with her parents. so nothing then. Then i went out to texas to see her, and it was happening for 4 days, then over christmas break, i saw her a little bit, but nothing happened then. Now, its february and i think that i am going to go drive to texas and surprise her on her bday in april before she goes to colorado. I love my girl

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Originally posted by rental

thats cool...no indiscretions on your part?

 

what you mean? like me cheatin on her or something? this ninja dont do that shit, i have had it done to me way to many times, i could never even think about it, damn. haha, i hope she is the same way, but she is...dont worry

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