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SO COSTCO NOWSELLS COFFINS

 

THEY STATED AT FIRST IT WILL BE ACKWARD TO SEE COFFINS ON DISPLAY NEXT TO BUNDLES OF TOILET PAPER PACKS BUT THERE WILLING TO TRY IT . THE TRUTH IS ITS ALOT CHEAPER THATN FUNERAL HOMES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BAD THAT YOU DIDNT BUY THE BEST PIECE OF WOOD

 

BUMP :idea:

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now you can buy cheap hamburger meat tainted with ecoli and a coffin in the same place! That is great! You save money on a body bag that way too!

 

 

 

edit: I'd wannabe burried in full Kiss make-up if I decided on that coffin! I think I'm going to get my tongue lengthed and split at the end like a snake now**

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Originally posted by fermentor666

Are they going to sell the coffins full of 1,000 packages of gummi fruit snacks?

 

NAH THEY COME SHRINKWRAPPED WITH AN URN, SO YOU CAN CREMATE THE DEAD NIGGAS CAT FOR FREE. OFFICIAL! :loopy2:

 

 

 

 

 

 

M E R O E

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I hope they come wholesale, cause I'll be able to get each of my family members one!

 

Whatever dude, its a good money making idea only because it isnt like theres a new immortality pill or anything. More power to corporate America. I aint mad 'atcha.

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