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so an ex girl of mine flashed her boobs at me 2day

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by RoboThruster, Sep 17, 2005.

  1. RoboThruster

    RoboThruster Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2004 Messages: 313 Likes Received: 0
    So a few nights ago I bump into this guy who I thought was my ex's new boyfriend having dinner with a bunch of mutual friends. Because its been sometime since I dated this girl and things (atleast on my part) really don't feel awkward I joined.

    Now this dude isn't the boldest guy I've met, I get the impression he's quite timid and that I used to make him feel alittle uncomfortable. Thats ok with me though, I mean no ones perfect so I just try and be polite whenever I see him.

    He had this weird thing about staring me in the eye when we talked because I think he felt like he had something to prove. When he realised I was getting weirded out by the whole thing and I shot him a "whats your deal?" kind of look, he relaxed, so it was all good.

    So things are gravy for awhile. I'm sitting there eating some food talking to this guy (who is no longer looking at me like we're in some kind of kung fu showdown) about creative writing and its all going well.

    Then my ex girl friend shows up. Now I don't give a fuck. I just carry as per usual. But my man who I'm going to call Kung Fu Ronald, goes all quiet and starts kind of staring at his plate.

    I offer my ex girl some of my food because she had her eye on it (not thinking of it as anything suggestive or whatever). And this poor guy looks at me like I've just stolen his teddy bear or something. My ex girl is all like "Thanks Dearest" And I not noticing the emphasis on dearest just say that its all good. Normally I like to think I'd pick up on this kind of stuff, but I hadn't slept properly for a couple days and was a bit out of it.

    Anyway so I keep talking to my ex causally, and within minutes this guy has gotten up with a hurt look on his face and excused himself. Now I'm wondering what the hells going on because as far as I know these two are still going out or whatever. So Ron's like bye and I'm like "later Ronarldo, take it easy nigga" and my ex girl is like "see you around dude" without so much as a peck goodbye or anything.

    Now things make sense because I know from previous experience that she starts calling guys dude after they've had some retarded break up. I'm indifferent to all of this ofcourse. If anything I just feel alittle sorry for Ronald. I hang out for a bit make more small talk throw some peas at my ex girl because she's starting to annoy me then leave.

    Now I see her about today. Again with mutual friends. We're talking and she's got a new bikini on underneath her clothes. She's kind of half flashing one of her girlfriends in a playful fashion and then she turns to me and fucking thrusts her boobs in my face (it was quick, but I'm pretty sure I saw some nipple). I just look at her like "what the hell was that?" . Meanwhile she's touching me and saying silly things.

    This goes on for awhile and then the topic of marriage comes up. She's got this joke with one of her girls that they are going to get marriend. Her friend says to me "She wants to marry me but I don't want her". I look at my ex with a face of disgust and say " I don't blame you, I wouldn't want to either". Everyone, including my ex just ignores to comment and talks about random stuff. I walk off shortly afterwards.

    The end.
  2. fuckedupafro

    fuckedupafro Member

    Joined: Aug 17, 2002 Messages: 436 Likes Received: 0
    so after all that you think you saw a nipple?

  3. Kreature

    Kreature Member

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  4. RoboThruster

    RoboThruster Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2004 Messages: 313 Likes Received: 0
    what do you expect when I said my ex girl flashed me? That she pinned me to her bed and made me motorboat her ? That fro's giving you brain damage kid.

    On a side note. I should say I'm not normally so harsh with people. This story was actually meant to be a lead up to a general rant about how I've been living these past couple months (and the general increase of harshness thats come with it).

    But alas I have other things to do at the moment. Maybe later.
  5. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    wow. i'm surprised i read that whole thing.

    we expect more from you robothruster.
  6. master bait

    master bait Member

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  7. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
    You kind of sort of got something that might have been called play by a 14 year old virgin from some girl that you don't give a fuck about yet mysteriously still find important enough to make that post about.

    Fantastic story there Mr. Hefner. I envy your powerful manhood.
  8. gren1 bnc

    gren1 bnc Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2004 Messages: 1,010 Likes Received: 0
    :haha: mr. hefner...
  9. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
    I have a little problem with you not fucking me.

    Need the dough now.
  10. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

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  11. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40

    Seriously. This shit was like porn without the moneyshot.
  12. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    This thread is useless without pictures.
  13. GEEB

    GEEB Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2004 Messages: 1,803 Likes Received: 44
    so, have you seen her Tata's when she WAS your girl freind? :haha:
  14. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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  15. faze 1

    faze 1 Member

    Joined: Jan 9, 2005 Messages: 475 Likes Received: 0
    yea what he said