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So a crackhead walks into my house....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SpyD, Jun 14, 2006.

  1. SpyD

    SpyD Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Messages: 3,093 Likes Received: 62
    Last night at about 11, my dad heard some noise on our porch, so he opens the door to check it out and a crackhead uses a bike to smash the door open and then comes inside my house. My pops then handles him and throws him back on the porch and closes the door. Then dude does a fuckin James Bond/secret agent swan dive through a window on the porch. runs somewhere in my backyard, where he strips, and is caught by the police in nothing but his drawers, leaving a trail of rock and a crackpipe behind him. haha. this is just a few days after my grandma's grarge gets broken into and some ish stolen from there, AND her car gets broken into.

    [​IMG]my dad talkin to CaCash

    [​IMG]window old dude jumped through.
  2. El Jefe Uno

    El Jefe Uno Dirty Dozen Crew

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    I just asked the chicken if he smokes crillz. He looked happy and did a dance.:biglaugh:
  4. GEEB

    GEEB Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2004 Messages: 1,803 Likes Received: 43
    wow, we got crack heads in my apt. LOTS of em. but they dont dive through windows, they wait outside.
  5. SpyD

    SpyD Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Messages: 3,093 Likes Received: 62
    mean, I was kinda tripped out that dude busted into the crib, but then I was rollin after that leap. Looked like it was straight outta a movie. I guess he was runnin from the cops after they saw him breakin into a car and tried to hide on my porch
  6. defyoner

    defyoner Elite Member

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    haha i would shoot him
    Last edited: Jun 14, 2006
  7. Klip

    Klip Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 13, 2006 Messages: 216 Likes Received: 0
    Maybe it was bling bling the crackhead from bum fights.

  8. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    "swan dive" hahahaha
  9. [ K 1 D S U P 3 R ]

    [ K 1 D S U P 3 R ] Junior Member

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    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

    word to bling bling.
    that guy knows whats up!
  10. phax

    phax Banned

    Joined: Nov 28, 2000 Messages: 4,683 Likes Received: 20
    free crack on your lawn and you didn't even smoke any?
  11. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    dude couldve been shot so easily

    you should have shot him
  12. 1/4FareMetrocard

    1/4FareMetrocard 12oz Loyalist

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    hahhahahahahahah that is fucking awesome
    i wish something like that happened to me
  13. defyoner

    defyoner Elite Member

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  14. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

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    That is pretty hilarious.

    I'm glad you didn't shoot him, though. Shooting crackheads just because they're crackheads is gay. You'd be robbing the world of entertainment.
  15. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    yeah but it would be so satisfying