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so 2 am rolls around...


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and my next door neighbor leans out his window and screams

"shut that shit off!"

 

i had been sitting at my window for the last 15 minutes, smoking and reading a book... i had my cd player playing (quiet enough that when i was outside my room, with the door closed, i couldn;t hear anything)... meanwhile homeboy next door has had people over there partying and screaming till 1:30 or so...

 

"are talking to me, mike?"

"yes bitch! shut that shit off! take it to the backyard, that's what it's there for!" never mind the fact that he has screamed at us for being too loud in the backyard too...

 

"fuck off mike," i have dealt with enough shit from this dude, including my favorite time, when he came outside, screaming and waving a bat, cuz we were being too loud on the steps... he got three steps down his stairs, saw how many people i had on my steps, and said "fuck yall" and ran back inside"... i didn;t hear a peep out of him for two weeks after that...

 

"fuck off mike, i'm sitting here reading a book with quiet music and if you can't handle that then meet me outide and we'll talk about it"...

 

i sat on my steps spinning my u-lock on my finger for 10 minutes and he never came out... now i'm back in my room, only the stereo is louder now...

 

of all the things i'm gonna miss when i move out of this house, i will not miss mike, the speed-junkie asshole neighbor...

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well, 3 hours later 158 rolls on by in hawaii and i can tell you, the lesbians are shitty. well, i can see lesbo couples..you know and be fine with it and like it, but i know one thats a total butch and one thats beautiful and digs guys, but everyone seems to agree, "seeing those two together is a gross sight to see"

why do i have to love one?:lol:

 

 

dont worry, im a fisherman and i know of the other fish. i just love that fucking "lie"

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i hate crazy neighbors.. the neighbor i had nextdoor when i was pregnant was a fucking weirdo.. he told me one time that he talked to my dad (who lives in another state) that he was coming down that weekend..and so i talked to my dad and he said "uh never spoke with him, i dont even know how to contact him, and no i'm not coming down" ..and then one time my dad did come down and he's like "hey how are you doing" when we were outside working on my car..and the neighbor goes "i'm not doing good at all i've had to call the cops on your daughter numerous times" (keep in mind i'm 7 months pregnant) and my dad looks at me and says "is that true" ..."uh no dad" and my dad asks "why would you have to call the police on my daughter" ..he says "because one time she had all kinds of men over and they were on the driveway bucking shots with their gun into the air" ..my dad goes "is that true" i'm pissed this old geezer is making up shit about me ..so i say "no its not..i dont have men over at my house" and the neighbor says "yes you do, you know the guy thats sleeping in your bed" ..the fucking nerve right?? needless to say that there was nobody at the time sleeping in my bed, or men coming over to my house!! then he says "and shes always bumping her music loud" funny, i only had a rinky dinky stereo that was so fucking ghetto with blown speakers.. that icould barely hear what an idiot... and one time his stupid fucking cat was in my yard and my friend had her dog over so the dog started chasing it..he ran out of his house so fucking fast with a bat screaming at the dog..and he's like "get the fuck out of my yard' so i tell him "get your fucking cat out of my yard..wtf how'd he know that quickly that a dog was chasing his cat..i swear fucker was peeping through my window

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Originally posted by AREANKAY

Who does speed and goes to bed at 2 am, mikes a turkey

he doesn't sleep, but he thinks nobody knows they do speed, so to keep up the front he screams at anybody who makes noise late at night...

 

 

and an airhorn sounds like an incredibly entertaining idea...

 

for a little while my roommate had a bullhorn that she stole from work... one night about 4am i wake up all startled like, and i could swear i just heard the horn from a police car, only it sounded like it was inside my house... i start settling back down, then i hear a very, very loud whisper going "vinyl... wake up and give me a cigarette"... that was the first night she had gotten the bullhorn... she was right outside the door to my room... she's my funnest roommate...

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

then i hear a very, very loud whisper going "vinyl... wake up and give me a cigarette"... that was the first night she had gotten the bullhorn... she was right outside the door to my room... she's my funnest roommate...

 

hahahaha, joker.

waking you up with an airhorn then whispering!

 

"speak up bitch, im deaf!!!!!"

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my nieghbor is mad cool...i call him a.p....i dont know his real name...i think its adam...hes a mad cool guy...he used to be a camera man for porn...then he got into some kind of freak accident and sued the city for hundred of thousands of dollars....so everytime i come home after a night of partying or just out of boredem i go over there and do all his drugs and wild out wit the women he has over...everynow and them ill hear a bang on the wall meaning to come over and smoke sum blunts...good times...

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