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Snappy One Linners

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by FunktionOne, Mar 15, 2005.

  1. FunktionOne

    FunktionOne Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2000 Messages: 589 Likes Received: 0
    I'm a little bored with the "kiss me I'm Irish" and "feeling lucky?" t-shirts I keep seeing...
    I'm not creative enough to think of anything clever on my own.. Has anyone got humor engine pumpin'?
     
  2. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    i am making a shirt that says "fuck you, i'm irish" for st patty's.
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    holy sucking thread batman.
     
  4. Æ°

    Æ° Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2002 Messages: 1,974 Likes Received: 6
  5. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 670
    "touch me" im michael jackson...
    [​IMG]
     
  6. Æ°

    Æ° Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2002 Messages: 1,974 Likes Received: 6
    How about one that has 50 cent dressed like a leprechaun that says, "In da pub."
     
  7. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
     
  8. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    haha,

    "you can find me in the pub" - 50
     
  9. sneak

    sneak Guest

    ^in da pub has been done before by an english piss take 50pence.
     
  10. Æ°

    Æ° Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2002 Messages: 1,974 Likes Received: 6
  11. source

    source Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 24, 2004 Messages: 167 Likes Received: 0
     
  12. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
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  13. maltliqourlive

    maltliqourlive Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2005 Messages: 203 Likes Received: 0
    ill go with the jay z line on this one...

    " you look like you got a fuckable mouth "
     
  14. haunts

    haunts Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2004 Messages: 297 Likes Received: 0
    "i like 99 rappers but jayz aint one."
    thank you sage.
     
  15. maltliqourlive

    maltliqourlive Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2005 Messages: 203 Likes Received: 0
    i like 99 clicks but anticon aint one.
     
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