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Snappy One Linners

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by FunktionOne, Mar 15, 2005.

  1. FunktionOne

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    Snappy One Linners

    Discussion started by FunktionOne - Mar 15, 2005

    I'm a little bored with the "kiss me I'm Irish" and "feeling lucky?" t-shirts I keep seeing...
    I'm not creative enough to think of anything clever on my own.. Has anyone got humor engine pumpin'?
     
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    i am making a shirt that says "fuck you, i'm irish" for st patty's.
     
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    holy sucking thread batman.
     
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    "touch me" im michael jackson...
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    How about one that has 50 cent dressed like a leprechaun that says, "In da pub."
     
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    AORAone - Replied Mar 15, 2005

    haha,

    "you can find me in the pub" - 50
     
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    sneak - Replied Mar 15, 2005

    ^in da pub has been done before by an english piss take 50pence.
     
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    FUCK
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Mar 16, 2005

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    maltliqourlive - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    ill go with the jay z line on this one...

    " you look like you got a fuckable mouth "
     
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    haunts - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    "i like 99 rappers but jayz aint one."
    thank you sage.
     
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    maltliqourlive - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    i like 99 clicks but anticon aint one.
     
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