mapo wc Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 What the fuck? My balls and shit are always foul smelling. It never goes away. I take a shower, everythings ok, then like 2 minutes later my balls stink again. Especially in the sides like where my legs meet my pelvis or whatever. Its always moist down there, even if Im just sitting around the house all day. Then when I take my underwear off they stink in that area. I cant be the only one this happens to. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocalfr8tr Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 religion you should find some young gullable christian girl and tell her your balls are possessed and to suck on em awhile to exorcise the demons...in your balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRAMP Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 HAHAHA Put some Deodorant on down there,just like your armpits...except legpits....Or sprinkle some babypowder on your nuts when you get out of the shower....Vagisil maybe* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 smegma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 you probably got overactive sweat glands , and while the sweat itself is odourless , its the bacteria in the air , enviroment and on your body that mixes with sweat to make it stank . and its the bodies crevasses that bacteria survive the best in , thats why your armpits ang groin always smell the worst ............in your case try washing with an antibacterial soap , then apply some baby powder lightly . it should help , and if not see a doctor . if you happen to have really overactive glands , theres an injection you can get that effectively 'turns off' your sweat glands in that area . peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 http://freephoto-i.net/users/acidxtreme21/DREDS.jpg'> "seekings balls dont stink, but you get used to the smell when your down there all day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp n panda Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 you ever heard of BETADINE? it is an antibacterial liquid soap/wash usually used on things like cuts, or surgery prep kind of things. if you ever have gottena piercing they may tell you to use it to wash the area.... anyway, that shit works like a champ. fresh smelling nutsac after 30 seconds. you put it on, lather up, and leave it for 30 secs, then wash off. so usually i will put it on before doing something else then turn my back to the showerhead so i dont wash it off... i hope you aren't allergic to iodine. EDIT: also kills that pissy smell to that doesn't seem to go away... hint hint... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 Originally posted by pimp n panda you ever heard of BETADINE? i can find this at wal-mart right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp n panda Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 yeah probably. it is gonna be in the band aid aisle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eski Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 how would you smell your balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 scratchin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eleven17 Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 hahaha i was talkin to my boys fiance..hahaha she was like tell your boy to wash his balls i was going down on him and fucking threw up....haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 long term: i guess try that betadine badboy. short term: Johnson's baby powder dude. does wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 rub your nutsack and smell your own...its not too pleasant..what do bad pussies smell like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 dead fetuses . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 "legpits":lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/gothtroopers/31-ts-982523262340.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 smelly nuts my homie is a gross crazy man...he pulls out a pube from his hairy nutsack and shows us this ?film,growth,some dried up sperm,fungus? pasted all on his pube...nasty ass shit..he used to tell us of how his bawls would smell so bad and how he had his girls suck him off.....i slept in the same room with this guy,he had a pair of sweatpants that he has been wearing for God knows how long....for underwear!he'd take his pants off and the room would stink like gross fuckin nutsack.... hahahahaha,thats a great man.he didnt care and had love in his heart. shave your pubes and babypowder..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 hahahahahahhahaahhaaahahhaha smelly nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 shower shave baby powder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 Nair... (pubic napalm) Lemon juice.. dust with flour.. deep fry for 3 minutes till golden brown.. serve with cocktail sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 cant help you man, never had to deal with that problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ThePrankster Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 Originally posted by Al Green Nair... (pubic napalm) Lemon juice.. dust with flour.. deep fry for 3 minutes till golden brown.. serve with cocktail sauce. is it any good? i wouldn't try it but it sound kind of interesting;) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 ...alternatives to this appetizer. frogs legs rocky mountain oysters and chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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