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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ray finkle, Nov 29, 2002.

  1. ray finkle

    ray finkle Member

    Joined: Jul 24, 2002 Messages: 269 Likes Received: 0
    i dont come to channel zero much, but ive gotta pay my respects to the fart.
  2. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
    they saved my life once

    BURZUM New Jack

    Joined: Sep 1, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 0
    Sometimes i love the smell, sometimes i swear to god im going to kill myself you gotta be careful. Farting is no laughing matter.
  4. ray finkle

    ray finkle Member

    Joined: Jul 24, 2002 Messages: 269 Likes Received: 0
    i cant stand other peoples, but mine make me feel at home, no matter what scent variation.
  5. KsM

    KsM Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 481 Likes Received: 0

    BURZUM New Jack

    Joined: Sep 1, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 0
    Most of the time i feel the same way, but a few times im driving down 84 with the windows rolled up and i ripp one, i swear i feel like im inhaling sarin gas or something it sucks.
  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    my wife's got some horrors. we were chillin in bed before work one morning and she let out a stinker so bad i had to call in sick.

    i find that i fart loads at night in bed. it's not unusual for me to let out more than 8 fleshrippers in a row
  8. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    while i was snuggling with my girl she farted on my dingaling...i told her the next mornin..i finally had some dirt on her

    other than that..buttercuppin is the poop!
  9. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    That has to be the most incredible talent on the face of the planet.
    I mean, if smelling other people's farts didn't give me homicidal urges,
    maybe I could delve deeper into the research. My girl farted last night
    while we were on the couch. I swear to god she's gotta have something
    dead rottin in her stinkhole for it to smell that incredibly bad.
  10. My farts today smells like I ate a corpse last night...

    Did I just type something about my farts? Channel Zero is seriously a good way to get dumber...
  11. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    you [color=88888]have[/color] some [color=88888]big[/color] problems
  12. socrates

    socrates Guest

    CAD: all of a sudden I clicked the screen and more words appeared...that scares me
  13. duffman

    duffman Guest

    Ohh ya Dufman has the stinkiest farts of all farts..
  14. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    what a horrible horrible idea for a thread.
  15. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    drunken phil has funny sounding farts.