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Smack da Pope

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SpyD, Apr 4, 2005.

  1. SpyD

    SpyD Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Messages: 3,093 Likes Received: 62
    About 3 years ago I had a dream that I had smacked the SHIT outta the pope. Forgot all about it.

    then when he died, the first thing I thought was "DAMN! Now I'll never make my dream come true!"

    I told one of my catholic friends this, she was lookin sick.

    Here is a random smacking image:
  2. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    I just ate some custard for dessert. It was good. It was preceded by homemade chicken salad and a glass of water.
  3. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Though the pope may be technically dead, the Walt Disney company™ has made incredible advances in animatronic technology and we may yet see Pope John Paul Mach 2™ spring into action.

    No longer are we limited to gimicky puppets that bob back and forth singing 'its a small world after all'. A new animatronic pope could breakdance, devour countless volkswagens and fight evil in its many forms by utilizing hydrogen fuel cells and high-efficiency hydraulics. Stay tuned, cause the new papacy™ is going to ROCK!

    This new Pope John Paul Mach 2™ is all very well and good, but what is it going to do for the common man? I mean, how many of them will he/it kill/main/rob blind for me?
    We're still talking about the Pope here.. what has he ever done for you? This one will be pretty much the same in that respect, but he will be faster, stronger and cooler lookin'™, so thats pretty much worth the price of admission right there.

    Also he will have lasers for eyes, so he'll have to be carefull around the Vaticans vast heritage porn collection.

  4. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

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  5. emergin_graffer

    emergin_graffer Junior Member

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  6. SpyD

    SpyD Elite Member

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    HAHAHA! that's so wrong and soo right at the same time
  7. pingpong

    pingpong New Jack

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  8. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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  9. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

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    I don't see how that makes you evil.

    And technically you can still go and smack his body.
  10. dkab

    dkab Member

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    i think it make you an attention seeking whore.
  11. 8onus

    8onus Banned

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    yall mufuckers are just tryin to drive me crazy arn't ya
  12. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

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    i heard that when the minute the pope died the antichrist was born...any truth to that?
  13. fuckedupafro

    fuckedupafro Member

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    that drawing is awesome

    his boner is the icing on the cake
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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