When Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 well ever since we moved in here this chick that lives across the street has been on my jock, shes like 30 somethin and doesnt look half bad, but she stalks me like no other. i just went outside for a smoke and she was out there, shes always out there waiting for me, she knows my nighttime smoking schedule and that scares me, its 4:30 in the fucking morning! well she hits on me all the time but i know shes been around the block a few times to say the least, one of my roomates is obsessed with her but she doesnt care, she wants me. i almost gave in tonite what to do, what to do? :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegleg Pete Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 hit that shit on your next cig break. take pictures of this seducing stalker and post them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 HIT THAT SHIT OF COURSE AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO OUT SIDE YOUR OWN CRIB TO SMOKE???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 27, 2002 Author Share Posted April 27, 2002 what if she has the clap or somethin? damn nothing good is on tv yea ill get some pics once i get some batteries in the digi tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoney Blaze Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 I had one of those before. Good times. Just make sure you can shake her before any drama ensues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 27, 2002 Author Share Posted April 27, 2002 yea if shes this obsessed now i can only imagine after she gets a taste of the whenoner :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 where do you live? ill break her off for ya. double baggin it of course.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 27, 2002 Author Share Posted April 27, 2002 southern cali yes double bag is called for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Rock it like Nike. Just do it. Wrap it and tap it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 My bet is.. that chick's a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 i agree with dez. keep it wrapped like a mummy and rock that shit. many of us would kill to have the opprotunity of a slut. just remember to keep an eye on her and the situation. http://www.zuzu.org/img/gif/mummy.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 if she's hot and is into you and is older... what is the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 pictures would help make it easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup i already seen her naked.... dont ask.. but i did.... wacked off to that mental image for months after that :D teaser ill say this much... as annoying as tease can be, you gotta like him.. hes honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 stay away bro.... unless you dont mind her stepping to your door while you have chicks over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blink_ATX Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 fuck waht they say leading you off course, slam a couple heineys strap on a jimmy hat and hit that bitch till her pussy swells, whiskey dick fool, that bitch will never mess with you again knowing that it takes you a goddamn two hours to cum. tire her itno the ground ahahahhaahahah and dont forfget to fuck her in the ass and blow the load in her face. Its like that l0rd Ka0s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 You owe it to yourself and everyone on here to do it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 dazzle said it best^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSun Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 I would say stay the fuck away from her mang... don't shit where you sleep kinda thing but if she lived around the way I would say hit that shit... I mean you came from the pussy you might as well die from the pussy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 four words...butt to mouth transfer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 ehhhh... what ever floats UR boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drutagsalot Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 hit that shit man...go for the gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!CEBERG Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 Originally posted by Vanity stay away bro.... unless you dont mind her stepping to your door while you have chicks over no fuckin doubt... lets just say... if you hit it, your gonna have to creep with whoever you find yourself gettin into for awhile after that, think youll be like "oh no the hell fuck no i wont shit"? yea you might, doesnt mean while your puttin the smack down some old hoe at the door bangin it down goin "whose that bitch in there@$#" that the girl can "ignore it"... good lookin out vanity, you got a head on your shoulders... but then again i think whens got a dick in between his legs so i guess your fucked, so fuck it :lol: and yea you know what i mean "if i said fuck the bitch then fuck the bitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 i would feel a bit akward too.... but if anything...say hi to her or see if she would like to join you or something...see where it goes from there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 take a picture of her. if she says no tell her sex is in it for her.. and post that shit up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 Do you like warts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 Originally posted by blink_ATX dont forfget to fuck her in the ass and blow the load in her face. never a truer word spoken ! seriously tho man, if the bitch has got psychotic/obsessive tendencies, then i'd stay away from that.. just think about that sinking/doomed feeling you get in the bottom of your stomach after you fucked someone that you knew you shouldnt. man, it's not good. on second thoughts, fuck that bitch... IN THA AZZZZZZZZZ !!! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 pound um' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 28, 2002 Author Share Posted April 28, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris four words...butt to mouth transfer what? well i didnt see her today or tonite but im sure she'll be lurking tomorrow so ill try to get some pictures for yall to answer marlboro red's question of why i have to smoke outside... i have 1 cool roommate that smokes and 2 other roommates that are assfucks that cant handle a smoky house, being outside aint half bad though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 IF u do tap that ass, u no ur gonna have her following u about and shit properly. that will include wen u get new girls over...she'll turn up. BUT how fit is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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