KILROE Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 So I was working at my video store a month ago and these two girls come in looking for "Varsity Blues" the flirt with me like crazy till I give them my phone number. two days go by and they call me. it turns out they are cheerleaders! we all get drunk together and they start stripping and comparing eachothers tits and shit and I end up with one of them(unfortunatly not both). Her name is Rachel. so Rachel and I go out together well it wasnt really "going out" it was more like meeting to fuck everyday. All my friends hated her cause she talked shit about EVERYONE. but I didnt care cause I was getting free poon without the drama and she had big tits. anyway a month of this goes by and yesterday I we were getting a slurpee after fucking and she leaves her cell phone in 711. I put it in my pocket and dont tell her. she freaks out thinking her cell phone is lost. shes standing outside my car and Im sitting inside watching her about to cry when I bust out her cell phone and tell her I was just joking around. she then throws her FUCKING SLURPEE AT ME!! the fucking bitch gets slurpee all over my work clothes and all over my car. (Leather interior) I called her a stupid bitch and drove away leaving her in 711 with no cell phone or money. so now its been a day and shes begging for my forgiveness. and Im telling her to fuck off. but what should I do. I could forgive her and keep on fucking her and possibly get another slurpee thrown at me or I could tell her shes a dumb bitch and she will probably get depressed and start cutting or something. I dont know. Im most likely going to tell her to fuck off but theres this little voice in my head (probably my dick) saying I could forgive her and keep getting great sex every day. either way later today I will post some pictures I have of her in bra and panties so you guys can decide better. thanks for any feed back sorry its so fucking long.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 I was going to make fun of you until you said you kept her phone. I say you sell it, then don't return her calls. Then start fucking the other one.... A little girl once poured her slurpy on my head at a bus stop. That shit is a bitch to get out..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 you should look into having sex with people that arent idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdreams Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 she's probeley better off without you...but you both sound like idiots so maybe you were meant for each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILROE Posted September 2, 2003 Author Share Posted September 2, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars you should look into have sex with people that arent idiots. yeah I totally agree with you...the only problem is that I really am not atracted to guys or ugly girls and I have found that 95% of hot girls (or fuckable girls) are fucking dumbasses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 ^^^word to that, wheres them pics i gotta decide your fate but most like id keep banin that till the cows come home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 what the fuck are you talking about? how old are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 well i think i know what everyones waiting for... tha damn pics. and if the sex is good it seems casual enough to just keep it like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 ill give you the right answer, when you post her panties and bra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Give her the fucking cell phone back! I know it was just a joke, but she obviously didnt take it that way. If i was her, i could give a fuck about your car and your work clothes. I would be wanting YOU to apologize, or at least give me my shit back. She's obviously a dumbass. NO, better yet, dont give her the phone back because she's a fucking dumbass. Thats the correct answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL ill give you the right answer, when you post her panties and bra this sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 <<hands on hips, head angled, foot tapping>> but yeah...u should give her stuff back...cus shes prolly too dumb and is still at the 711..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T E A S E R Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 FORGIVE HER IF SHE BRINGS HER FRIEND TO YOUR HOUSE FOR A 3SOME!!! :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/history/virtual/portrait/jesus-sacredht.jpg'> FORGIVE HER! SHE WAS BEGGING. HAVE YOU NO EMOTION? MAKE SURE IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN AND HAVE SOME MAKE UP SEX!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOatser Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by deadasdreams she's probeley better off without you...but you both sound like idiots so maybe you were meant for each other. He doesnt sound like an idiot to me. He seems pretty bitches, money, and car oriented. And thats A-OK. Id say fuck you to the bitch and remain angry, but tell her you are willing to give her a secod chance. Shes bound to feel bad and go down on you to make things better. You should also look into fucking her friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fannypack2 Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 are u dumb...FUCK HER MORE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shake em off Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 man...u are using ur brain wayyyy tooooo much.... u got 2 think with you dick everybody knos that u dumb ass.... juss follow ur dick..he will lead the way.... o ye...^5 on this statement..."but I didnt care cause I was getting free poon without the drama and she had big tits. pure mother fuckin comedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 just dont hang out with her and your friends at the same time. and dont go to 711 anymore :dazed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 ooohhhhhhh fuuck duuude, i wish i had a slurpee right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILROE Posted September 3, 2003 Author Share Posted September 3, 2003 hey sorry about the lagging on the pictures....I swear they will be up by the end of today. ill throw in some extra grafffiti while im at it...oh yeah a news flash about the situation. she calls me all day long yesterday and finaily i pick up and she starts saying shes sorry and shit. then as we get to talking about it she starts to turn it around saying im the fucked up one and I should be saying sorry to her so I hung up on her and she didnt call back all night long. then she called right when she woke up in the morning and was like "your not still angery are you?" I was like "fuck yeah the fuck do you think" oh and my car window now makes a shitty load sound every time i roll it up. dumb bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by KILROE All my friends hated her cause she talked shit about EVERYONE. but I didnt care cause I was getting free poon without the drama and she had big tits. This statement represents everything that is great about the male logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godzirra Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Yeah i can see where this is headed. Forgive her this time even though you really shouldnt. Make sure you tell her that. Then if there is a next time slap her hard. I bet you she still comes back for more. After a while you will be able to smack her around while in the sack. Congratulations. You have a winner on your hands. Let her go, but not to far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 maybe she was having a bad day...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 *believe* my homie threw up in my car once. He cleaned it, but every now and then, when I would roll up the window, a streak of something would come up. It was a new car, so it was definatly a puke streak. Plus it made that sound youre talking about. Leather interior too. He paid for it to get cleaned professionally. You should make her pay for the damage too. Tell her to give you some skull while youre at it. Sounds lie a cool chic...except the talking trash about the homie bit...that foul. BROS B4 HOES!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 so i keep coming back to this thread to see this fucking pictures and they arent here. what the fuck, get your shit together and post the pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 less jesus more psycho bitches in g-strings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 *believe* yeah, wheres the pix?? sounds like a cool ass gangsta bitch to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 ok, he's a liar and he now diserves to be banned. where are my moderator privileges when i need them. privilege.. i hate that fucking word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wOw Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 where are the god damned pictures you baffoon!!:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 whre are the pictures, damn it. karma will get back at you for using people. lolz'ing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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