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Slurpee in my face

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by KILROE, Sep 2, 2003.

  1. KILROE

    KILROE Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 21, 2001 Messages: 118 Likes Received: 0
    So I was working at my video store a month ago and these two girls come in looking for "Varsity Blues" the flirt with me like crazy till I give them my phone number. two days go by and they call me. it turns out they are cheerleaders! we all get drunk together and they start stripping and comparing eachothers tits and shit and I end up with one of them(unfortunatly not both). Her name is Rachel. so Rachel and I go out together well it wasnt really "going out" it was more like meeting to fuck everyday. All my friends hated her cause she talked shit about EVERYONE. but I didnt care cause I was getting free poon without the drama and she had big tits. anyway a month of this goes by and yesterday I we were getting a slurpee after fucking and she leaves her cell phone in 711. I put it in my pocket and dont tell her. she freaks out thinking her cell phone is lost. shes standing outside my car and Im sitting inside watching her about to cry when I bust out her cell phone and tell her I was just joking around. she then throws her FUCKING SLURPEE AT ME!! the fucking bitch gets slurpee all over my work clothes and all over my car. (Leather interior) I called her a stupid bitch and drove away leaving her in 711 with no cell phone or money. so now its been a day and shes begging for my forgiveness. and Im telling her to fuck off. but what should I do. I could forgive her and keep on fucking her and possibly get another slurpee thrown at me or I could tell her shes a dumb bitch and she will probably get depressed and start cutting or something. I dont know. Im most likely going to tell her to fuck off but theres this little voice in my head (probably my dick) saying I could forgive her and keep getting great sex every day. either way later today I will post some pictures I have of her in bra and panties so you guys can decide better. thanks for any feed back sorry its so fucking long....
     
  2. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    I was going to make fun of you until you said you kept her phone. I say you sell it, then don't return her calls. Then start fucking the other one....

    A little girl once poured her slurpy on my head at a bus stop. That shit is a bitch to get out.....
     
  3. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    you should look into having sex with people that arent idiots.
     
  4. deadasdreams

    deadasdreams Member

    Joined: Apr 18, 2003 Messages: 486 Likes Received: 0
    she's probeley better off without you...but you both sound like idiots so maybe you were meant for each other.
     
  5. KILROE

    KILROE Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 21, 2001 Messages: 118 Likes Received: 0
    yeah I totally agree with you...the only problem is that I really am not atracted to guys or ugly girls and I have found that 95% of hot girls (or fuckable girls) are fucking dumbasses...
     
  6. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    ^^^word to that, wheres them pics i gotta decide your fate but most like id keep banin that till the cows come home
     
  7. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    what the fuck are you talking about?


    how old are you?
     
  8. nick5542

    nick5542 Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2002 Messages: 840 Likes Received: 1
    well i think i know what everyones waiting for...

    tha damn pics.


    and if the sex is good it seems casual enough to just keep it like that.
     
  9. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    ill give you the right answer, when you post her panties and bra
     
  10. Scrabble

    Scrabble Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 735 Likes Received: 0
    Give her the fucking cell phone back! I know it was just a joke, but she obviously didnt take it that way. If i was her, i could give a fuck about your car and your work clothes. I would be wanting YOU to apologize, or at least give me my shit back. She's obviously a dumbass. NO, better yet, dont give her the phone back because she's a fucking dumbass. Thats the correct answer.
     
  11. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    this sounds about right.
     
  12. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    <<hands on hips, head angled, foot tapping>>



    but yeah...u should give her stuff back...cus shes prolly too dumb and is still at the 711.....
     
  13. T E A S E R

    T E A S E R Guest

    FORGIVE HER IF SHE BRINGS HER FRIEND TO YOUR HOUSE FOR A 3SOME!!!

    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
     
  14. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/history/virtual/portrait/jesus-sacredht.jpg'>

    FORGIVE HER! SHE WAS BEGGING. HAVE YOU NO EMOTION?
    MAKE SURE IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN AND HAVE SOME MAKE UP SEX!!!
     
  15. BigOatser

    BigOatser Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 7, 2003 Messages: 2,097 Likes Received: 0

    He doesnt sound like an idiot to me. He seems pretty bitches, money, and car oriented. And thats A-OK. Id say fuck you to the bitch and remain angry, but tell her you are willing to give her a secod chance. Shes bound to feel bad and go down on you to make things better. You should also look into fucking her friend.
     
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