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Slow pokes in the fast lane...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SukiSukiNow, Feb 21, 2003.

  1. SukiSukiNow

    SukiSukiNow Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 15, 2001 Messages: 11,303 Likes Received: 700
    Why do slow retards insist on driving in the fast lane? Do they not know the rules of the road? WHen they get tailgated (by me every morning), do they not get the fucking hint?
    Do you think it's rude to honk at them or flash your hibeams at them?
    My ex used to get all pissed when I would do that.
     
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    LOWER THE SAIL, GRAB YOUR OARS,
    NOW MEN IT'S TIME TO ACT!
    ROW LIKE THE WIND TO THE SHORE,
    ROW LIKE THE WIND TO ATTACK!"
     
  3. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 48
    I say put a deer killer on the front of your car and run those bitch niggers off the road. :cough: :cough:
     
  4. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    word i hate that, but then i go a break the driving rules and pass in the slow lane.

    colorado drivers were the worst, then cali and good ole beantown just has an "asshole driver" mandate it's like if you look at the other driver, You Loose.
     
  5. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    oh yah and i have a sock monkey named slow poke
     
  6. the road rules include a speed limit..i'm sure that typically they're fine with that.

    Tailgating sucks, whenever i get tailgated i

    1) Hold the honk down and put my hand out of the window

    2) Hit the brakes just a bit and scare the shit out of the asshole/bitch(pick one)

    3) really hit the brakes and have a nice crash, the one behind pays:)
    (i havent done that, yet)

    Honking and highbeaming also sucks, i just pass them from the right...
    fuck the road rules

    conclusion: if you wanna drive fast, do so...you dont have to break everyones balls about it.
     
  7. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    ahahahah

    nice one tess.

    what do you do if someone cuts you off, or tries to merge onto you?
     
  8. SukiSukiNow

    SukiSukiNow Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 15, 2001 Messages: 11,303 Likes Received: 700
    The retard in the fast lane was driving way below the speed limit.
    Couldn't pass them to the right since everone on the I-5 were doing some wack ass synchronized speed driving.
    When I say drive fast, I mean atleast with the speed limit. Why are retards going 45 driving in the fast lane?
     
  9. all kinds of shit...i have many rules for driving,

    rule number one is that driving must be done with determination,
    whenever you doublethink about an action the result is bad.

    when people try to cut me off, i speed
    when people try to merge on me, i speed

    if the said car is already halfway past me i hit the brakes and let em pass with a smile...

    All this applies to the 2nd rule, if you're going to be kind, be to a limit of one car...i never let a second car pass when i leave the first go.

    driving is fun, and like life you dont have to be a dick to be good at it.
     
  10. when i say i drive fast i mean at least two times the speed limit, you have to learn to pass people...
    you need to learn how to overtake
    be strong and flexible, thats the way to rule
     
  11. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    ahahah

    sounds like you've been trained in boston driving. let one person in and don't look at the other driver.

    other unspoken boston driving rules are:
    turn signals when merging are a sure way to not get in
    make a left turn as soon as the light turns green in front of the on-coming traffic (no turn arrows)
    pass people in any lane you can, there is not "fast lane"
    if you're not off the line as soon as the light turns green, you get the horn
    the light colors are green, yellow, orange then red (orange is the first minute of the red light)

    there are more, but i'll add them in a sec
     
  12. SukiSukiNow

    SukiSukiNow Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 15, 2001 Messages: 11,303 Likes Received: 700
    I try, but when it invloves PMS, I have no flexibility what-so-ever!
    RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
     

  13. hahahaha
    i was trained in Athens driving, i bet its even worse...i agree with all boston rules though

    it all sums up to: BE A COCKY SON OF A BITCH AND TRY NOT TO HURT PEOPLE.

    works fine
     
  14. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    speed limits....what?

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    I love this chick seriously! I hate that so much I never flash my lights I think that to rude for me.I was with my friend in his jacked up integra and he flashed this volvo........turns out it was a new cop car and when drew passed his ass he had "rolling" radar and he got a huge ticket.






    MOVE BITCH GET OUTTA THE WAY!
     
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