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sleeping on the couch.....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Nov 14, 2001.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

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    sleeping on the couch.....

    Discussion started by boogie hands - Nov 14, 2001

    ....is the best thing on earth. is completly free of responsibility. today i decided to sleep on the couch, i dont usually take naps on the couch but today was different....why??? because i knew that within 30 to 45 minutes of me lying down my girlfriend and her friend would come home. i also knew that taking a 30 to 45 minute nap in the bedroom would be impossible because regardless of when i set my alarm bedroom naps are always at least 2 hours minimum. so by sleeping on the couch of our one bedroom apartment i was guarenteed a 30 to 45 minute nap due to the fact that my ass would be streched out and snoring in the center of our home....this of course would not be tolerated with company over and i would be awoken to the sounds of giggling girls. sure enough, 45 minutes into the nap i was awoken by two girls laughing at me and telling me to wake up. another plus to the company being over is i would be forced to rapidly awake so i could reach the pinnicle of my social skills....when its just my girlfriend it usually takes upwards of an hour to fully wake up, with company im forced to interact and converse therefore making a speedy recovery manditory. to recap: taking a nap on the couch is good because the first person who wants to use the living room will act as your alarm clock and unlike your alarm clock there is no snooze button on impatient people allowing, providing you time it correctly, a short power nap with an increased likley hood of a rapid post nap recovery....all of the factors will then result in the perfect, restful, productive afternoon nap.
     
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  2. tue skinny

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    tue skinny - Replied Nov 14, 2001

    i love to sleep on the couch because for me its like living up my lifes destiny. i mean its great, you get to sleep whenever and when you wake up the tv is right there just waiting to be turned out. and to be watched for the rest of the day before you go to be.

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    couch thug for lyfe..beyotch
     
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  3. imported_Europe - Replied Nov 14, 2001

    Boogie, your words are so true...
     
  4. fr8oholic

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    fr8oholic - Replied Nov 14, 2001

    word? was she hot??

    what's with you being in every poll boogie? what's the story behind all that??
     
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  5. eyeBddub

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    eyeBddub - Replied Nov 14, 2001

    Boogie you nailed that one on the head brah...
    It's my 4pm ritual everyday to pass out on my couch watching The Crocodile Hunter, 5 minutes of Steve-O and I'm dead to the world.
     
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  6. imported_Tesseract - Replied Nov 14, 2001

    Perfrect,
    Nothing better than waking up listening to your girl telling you to do so.
    There's some kind of magic with short naps.
    You're not awake but you surely not sleeping either, its just a warm thing goin on...bump for that.


    I am just coming from another pleasent situation and its weird cause i wanted to make a thread about it.
    But i like this one, so here it goes.
    I just returned from my girls house, she was very tired.We were chilling on the couch and she fell asleep, i stood and watched her for a while there, no sounds, no lights just that blinking blue from the tv.
    I felt really relaxed.
    Its funny cause watching her sleeping made me feel like i just woke up.
    Those awakenings that happen once in a year, those that you just feel great for no reason.
    I put her in her bed, closed all the lights exept a tiny one in her room,locked all the windows and left.
    The drive home is really nice in situations like this one.
    A sense of duty, i dont know
    Feels like closest thing to rescue
    THE GIRLS ARE SAFE....thats the shit
     
  7. THE LAW

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    THE LAW - Replied Nov 14, 2001

    BOOGIE HANDS TAKES THE LEAD!!!!!
     
  8. shameless self promotion

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Nov 14, 2001

    If i remmeber correctly the story goes as we had just gotten the new site thingie up when the polls appeared, and in one of the polls, eighter boogie or someone said that they would vote, but only if they added boogie to the list...and it started happening with each poll, and finally, bada boom...you cant go anywhere without seeing this kid..haha..boogie my man you got internet fame..anywhoo..yes, couches are great to sleep on, esp futons...so soft..and fluffy and..yeah...i love em.
     
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    cornelius - Replied Nov 14, 2001

    the thing about bedroom naps is true, so true... i only wanted to sleep for maybe an hour today, but ended up sleepin from 3 till 8. girls will do some weird shit to a guy. i felt so warm... damn... listen to this shit, i sound all emo! hahaha!
     
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  10. T.T Boy

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    T.T Boy - Replied Nov 14, 2001

    i was once "that guy on the couch"
     
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  11. boogie hands

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    boogie hands - Replied Nov 14, 2001

    was she hot??? of course my girlfriend is hot....

    and yeah, shameless hit it right on the head
    shameless, its funny you mentioned sleeping on futons because thats what i was refering to when i said couch....i just wanted to make things more universal, futons are great, dont sleep people....
     
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  12. When

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    When - Replied Nov 14, 2001

    my futon is the shit as a couch...it never goes into bed mode anymore
     
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    SEKrocstar OTR CFC - Replied Nov 15, 2001

    this sounds like the beginnig of a porno...
     
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  14. Smart

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    Smart - Replied Nov 15, 2001

    the couch isn't so hot when it's all you got... well, I do have a kick ass bed, but no room to set it up...grrrrr...
     
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    hipnos - Replied Nov 15, 2001

    if there were ever one true satement in life, it would have to be the one that started this thread. well done.:mexican: