AREANKAY Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 i have this new hobby where i am sleeping and i wake up in the middle of the night and pee on things, 2 weeks ago it was in my closet and last night it was on my rug in my room, shit is fucked up GO BEER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 my friends pissed on his wall a few times.also i was at a party recently and a kid opend up the dryer and pissed in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 i took a shit in an empty laundry basket while sleep walking when i was younger. do you go to sleep drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 :spin: :spin2: :spin2: :spin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 oh yeh i am drunk when this hsit happens, its good conversation starter thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I know a guy who gets wasted this one time he's passed out on his homie's couch in the living room, I think he'd been drinking since he woke up and it wasn't too late yet ... but he stumbles up drunk and saunters over to this mini beer fridge homie keeps in the living room and just starts pissing all over it (its white) the piss splatters everywhere hitting wall, carpet, and unfortunately something my little nephew's aunt had crocheted (sp?) for him while she was pregnant hahah the funny this is dude took a looooooooooooong piss when it happened people were kind of sensitive because of the baby issue but everyone laughs now (everything got cleaned up okay) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 This is like the adult version of pissing your bed. Except you piss on other stuff. It's not normal. Seek help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I have a friend like that. He pissed in my dryer a few months back. He pissed on my friends tv a half a year ago. Nobody likes him anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 i know a guy that was in bed with his girl one night and pissed the bed, then woke up and reliezed it and went out and slept on the couch and left her in bed. thank god for tile floors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 uncle boy and meeefer do the exact fuckign same thing. good thing there nto allowed to sleep over ta myhosue anymroe thsoe fucking hacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 i did that once when i was a kid, in the cabinet under the kitchen sink. sometimes when i'm going to pee i make sure i'm actually peeing where i think i am. also something weird that happens to me sometimes, is when i sleep with the tv on, and think i'm watching it, then realize the plot of the show i "watched" is completely different, but it's the same show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Originally posted by Seldoon@Feb 23 2005, 09:36 AM This is like the adult version of pissing your bed. Except you piss on other stuff. It's not normal. Seek help. Quoted post Holy shit, live like a fucking bum in your own house! Total piss party! GO BEEEER! Why would you glamorize and share this with people? If this shit happened to me even once, I would be embarassed as fuck, and trying to figure out what's wrong, not gloating about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I was drinking at a friends house once on a hot night and a friend that had been passed out stumbled back into the room with his eys 3/4 closed, walked over and stood facing the pedestal fan and started pissing into it, which then sprayed back all over him and everything else. When we started yelling at him to stop it, he woke up, panicked and turned away from the fan and pissed all over the tv instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 i pissed in my closet,and on the fridge...both times i passed out shit faced and sleep walked,nothing to brag about tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I pee..When and where I want.. Last weekend I took five steps out of the bar and pissed in front of everyone..Alcohol is most certainly the DEVIL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 This thread is weak, nigguh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 its called wetting your bed a phase u shuold grow out of bladddder control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 oh please, i stopped wetting the bed when i was 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 hahahahaa hoblow's story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 One new years eve i was so drunk, i walked up to a couch and pissed on it, then layed down and woke up around 1pm the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Originally posted by Hoblow@Feb 23 2005, 11:20 PM I was drinking at a friends house once on a hot night and a friend that had been passed out stumbled back into the room with his eys 3/4 closed, walked over and stood facing the pedestal fan and started pissing into it, which then sprayed back all over him and everything else. When we started yelling at him to stop it, he woke up, panicked and turned away from the fan and pissed all over the tv instead. Quoted post You would probably find this thread quite amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 hahahahahahahah, we had some guy stay over ours like that recently as well, he was just about to piss in the kitchen bin when we caught him.... weird thing was we were telling him where to go and he was actually listening to us.... we ended up directing him out onto a caged in balcony and left him there till he woke up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I AM WAY TO FAMILIAR WITH "SLEEP PISSING". I dont do it at home at all.But if im at someone else house and im realy drunk and pass out..ill wake up in the middle of the night and walk like i was in my own bed going to the bathroom and i would really be pissing in the living room and shit. My friend is reeeeal bad with it..pees all over his house.One day his mom woke up and he was hunched over her bed with his cock out ready to take a piss on her and her bed.But she woke up and smacked him out of it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartiansOnMeth Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 haha. a few days ago i passed out in my friend's roommates bed and woke up in my pee from a combo of ludes and southern comfort. the dude has been sleeping on the couch ever since cause hes too lazy to change the fucking sheets. what a dweeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 pissed in my sister's gerbil cagfe when i was a seedling.. almost pissed on some comp at a gallery opening recently... good i didn't.. there was alot of fucking people there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by El Mamerro+Feb 25 2005, 12:54 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mamerro - Feb 25 2005, 12:54 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Hoblow@Feb 23 2005, 11:20 PM I was drinking at a friends house once on a hot night and a friend that had been passed out stumbled back into the room with his eys 3/4 closed, walked over and stood facing the pedestal fan and started pissing into it, which then sprayed back all over him and everything else. When we started yelling at him to stop it, he woke up, panicked and turned away from the fan and pissed all over the tv instead. Quoted post You would probably find this thread quite amusing. Quoted post [/b] Ha ha yes. Stories about your family and their shenanigans are always highly amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plagiarism Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 a few weeks ago i was pissed drunk and had a girl sleeping in my bed. i was naked. she told me in the morning that i got up and picked the covers up off the floor and put them on the bed (she thought, aww nice.. hes getting covers for me ) then i started to piss where the covers were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 The other day I already walked the stairs four times and I was not about to walk them again, so I pee'd in the cats litterbox. I thought, if the cat can, so can I... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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