WEAK NIGGUH Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 LAST NIGHT A SKUNK TRIED TO SPRAY ME BUT IT MISSED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 japanese people are deathly afraid of skunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 I would've sucka punched that skunk.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 as a japaninja, i have to agree with the hatebreeder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 you shouldve gone after it. once it sprays, it takes a while for it to regain its amo, so its pretty much defenceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 what, i dont believe that for a second. on wildboys, i saw a skunk spray like 7 times pretty much in a row. im bored tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMG Im Naked Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 i've never understood skunks....so what actually happens when you get sprayed? do you just smell bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@May 23 2005, 05:17 AM as a japaninja, i have to agree with the hatebreeder Quoted post i think they call it japanese kryptonite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 I coulda sworn I posted in here along with a couple of other people's posts I don't see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 he double-threaded by mistake, i guess the other was deleted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 theres so many skunks here, urban skunks. always spraying skunkjuice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Skunks are bad. Green tea is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Originally posted by OMG Im Naked@May 23 2005, 05:52 AM i've never understood skunks....so what actually happens when you get sprayed? do you just smell bad? Quoted post My dog got owned by a skunk and ran in the house. I ran outa the house cause it smelled so fucking awful and went to my boys house like 30 mins later. "damn man you fucking reek of skunk" Taht shit stayed up in the house for like 3 weeks with nag champa and everything yo. It jsut smells worse than anything you could imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 im getting a pet skunk next year. you can have there scent glands removed and litter train em and shit... i cant even begin to imagine how much fun i will have fuckin with people... hehheh.. skunkjuice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klause Turfobeque Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 I was up at my friends creek cabin, when I decided to go take a leak. Upon making entry, directly after I opened the pantry door I see this huge silver tail flare up and begin to hiss. It was the hugest fuckin skunk I ever saw. I eyeballed him to be over 12lbs for sure. I bet he was capable of spraying me down with atleast 1 pint of secretion. I would no doubt be vomiting once I inhaled that shit. After like 5 minutes she simmered down and left the area quietly, through the hole next to the washing machine hoses. At the last house I lived in, the skunks had a small family living around it. An important fact to know about the younger pre adolescents skunks is that they cannot spray you. Only the mom/adult skunks can squirt you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Damn you skunks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@May 23 2005, 12:23 AM what, i dont believe that for a second. on wildboys, i saw a skunk spray like 7 times pretty much in a row. im bored tonight. Quoted post i saw it on mythbusters....i guess it depends on how much juice it sprays out the first time, and if it has any left over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Originally posted by T.T Boy@May 22 2005, 11:43 PM theres so many skunks here, urban skunks. always spraying skunkjuice. Quoted post yes i agree- about 5 times i have walked out of dee's house downtown and walked almost straight into a skunk. there is also alot of skunks around my house, but those are burbite skunks,.... fuck you suburbs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 some jackass ran over a skuck directly behind my house a few nights ago. Needless to say around my way has smelled like pure skunk funk. They say that you can neutralize skunk funk though with a mixture of dishwashing detergent, peroxide, and water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scumdog Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 once i was picking mushrooms and i walked up on a skunk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scumdog Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 once i was picking mushrooms and i walked up on a skunk... thankfully i did not spray me and i know this guy who has a bunch of pets and he has a skunk that is descented... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 pepe le peu had perserverence with the ladies. descenting a skunk would render it useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by Zack Morris@May 24 2005, 03:32 PM some jackass ran over a skuck directly behind my house a few nights ago. Needless to say around my way has smelled like pure skunk funk. Quoted post My friend went on vacation some time ago and while he was out someone stuffed a dead skunk through the mail slot in his door and they must have done it right after he left because when he came back he smelled it from his garage which is some distance from the front door. He said that shit was putrefied beyond recognition but that distinct smell gave it away. That shit was foul. They had to live in a hotel room until they got some professionals to clean the shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klause Turfobeque Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Cashrefund.. I believe the decomposed dead body in conjunction witht he stinky secretion is one of the strongest smells I ever smelled. I can say because I experianced that shit. Fishing at the lake, I was like 13 or some shit. My little brother and I come up on a carcas. At first it looked flattened, dried up - so I got a stick and we started poking at it. After a few quick jabs I flipped it over and saw what was left of the white fur andpoked it once more. Thats when I must have ruptured the fermenting/decomposing stink sac. I distinctly remember both smells: Scent of dead animal, and the scent of sun-baked stink sac. My little bro and I tried to run from it, but it seemed to follow or path of wind we made when we darted out of there. So once we stopped running it caught up with us again, just as soon as thought it was safe too inhale through our noses it hit us again! More powerfull then the first time.. I learned a little something that day.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 ^^^^Fuck! I bet that made your eyes water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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