GamblersGrin Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 the only article i could find on this was crappy fox news. i know a character is coming out but i have not heard of a wedding, which fox news says there may be. like most things, im sure its an exaggeration. anyways, i think smithers is too obvious the answer. could it be carl and whats his face? im thinkin the longshot, moe. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,127127,00.html 'Simpsons' to Feature Gay Wedding Tuesday, July 27, 2004 By Don Kaplan Someone on "The Simpsons" is coming out of the closet and could get married. "Simpson" producers, including creator Matt Groening, let the news slip out at the San Diego Comic Convention over the weekend. But they did not say who it would be. The way-too obvious choice would be Waylon Smithers, evil nuclear-power tycoon Montgomery Burns' timid toady — who for years has harbored a not-so-secret love for his fragile, scheming century- old boss. Smithers sexuality has long been a line of discussion among Simpson aficionados. And he's professed his love for Burns several times just before disaster seems about to strike. In one episode, as the town's nuclear power plant faces a meltdown, Burns concludes, "I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass good- bye." Smithers asks brightly, "May I, sir?" But another school of thought considers one of Marge Simpson's chain-smoking sisters — Selma and Patty — to be the future Mrs. of a Mrs. Selma has walked down the aisle several times, including marriages to homicidal kids' show character Sideshow Bob (search) and fictional movie star Troy McClure (best remembered for the faux educational filmstrip: "2+2 = Negative Fun"). Patty once dated Springfield Elementary's Principal Skinner and both sisters flew into a murderous rampage at the thought of MacGyver (the gadget guy from the 1980s TV show) being gay. Both often also say that men are pigs, and Selma once maced another character when he mistook her for Mary Tyler Moore. In the wedding episode, Homer becomes an ordained minister over the Internet and begins performing gay marriages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Either Patty or Selma was caught coming out of the Springfield Burlesque House, also. Can't remember which, but the episode was on yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 also in another episode where a gay pride parade goes by a float with 'in the closet' you can hear patty or selmas voice. I watch too much simpsons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh0wnz Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 I told y'all niggas that simpsons was wack, but did you listen.... nooooo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 we all know smithers is gay it will prolly be him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 ^that's exactly why it probably WON'T be Smithers. We all know he's gay, he's obviously in the closet for professional reasons so... Remember when "Somebody was gonna die in this weeks episode"? Turned out to be Maude Flanders, I know none of you saw that shit coming. Give the writers a little credit. It's probably not gonna be Smithers, Selma or Patty, or the Sea Capitan... Somebody random like Dr. Nick or Milhouse's dad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0RB1T0N3R Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 family guy is better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 FAMILY GUY DOES ROCK... IN MY OPINION ITS FAMILY GUY THE SIMPSONS FUTURAMA KING OF THE HILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 futurama sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoForFifty Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Originally posted by ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ FAMILY GUY THE SIMPSONS FUTURAMA KING OF THE HILL Anybody see any similarities? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 all cartoons from FOX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 king of the hill sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 May I remind you that we're not here to debate the existance of vampires... or which cartoon is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Smart ^that's exactly why it probably WON'T be Smithers. We all know he's gay, he's obviously in the closet for professional reasons so... Remember when "Somebody was gonna die in this weeks episode"? Turned out to be Maude Flanders, I know none of you saw that shit coming. Give the writers a little credit. It's probably not gonna be Smithers, Selma or Patty, or the Sea Capitan... Somebody random like Dr. Nick or Milhouse's dad... yes millhouse's dad is probally the likely canidate. im putting 3 to1 he will marry snake the crimminal how about lenny and carl? they've been leading pretty ambiguous lifestyles for several seasons now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Yeah it will be someone completely random and you would have never thought in a million years. Maybe Comic Book Guy hmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE Yeah it will be someone completely random and you would have never thought in a million years. Maybe Comic Book Guy hmmmmmmm i say no on comic book guy. hes presented numerous times that he isnt "like that" millhouses dad is such a good bet , only because its the "next step" for that dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by mikro137 i say no on comic book guy. hes presented numerous times that he isnt "like that" millhouses dad is such a good bet , only because its the "next step" for that dude. that's true. He just likes old ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 NO NOT THERE ALL ON FOX THERE ALL MADE BY MATT GROENING (however its spelled) EDIT: AND BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD AND KING OF THE HILL SUCKS DICK BUT FUTURAMA AINT SOOOO BAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ NO NOT THERE ALL ON FOX THERE ALL MADE BY MATT GROENING (however its spelled) EDIT: AND BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD AND KING OF THE HILL SUCKS DICK BUT FUTURAMA AINT SOOOO BAD No, sorry. Mike judge is the creator of king of the hill and futurama aint to bad either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 King of the Hill is made my mike judge who made Beavis and Butthead. Family Guy is made by Seth MacFarlane. Matt Groening only makes Simpsons and the now cancelled Futurama. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/meiscool/misc/bender.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 FAMILY GUY for the 1millionth time is no way ever better than THE SIMPSONS! When's the new season of FAMILY GUY coming out?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Bumblebeeman. ... No but seriously, I was thinking ComicBookGuy as well. But who knows, perhaps "the reverend". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newmark Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 duffman....no. Flanders.think about it, no wife. eh eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 who cares, the new episodes suck anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeefJerky Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 I remember a episode that they slipped and said that Milhouse was gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 yeah skinner said that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFKFC Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 OTTO THE BUSDRIVER!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shape1369 Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 ur wrong kyu, it wasnt skinner. it was the school counselor. if i remember correctly its the episode where they are tryin to tell the story of lisa's saxophone, and they are talkin bout barts first schooling days. and they are talkin to the school counselor at one point and he goes counselor: Well its understandable that ur child may have some difficulties adjusting when he displays such flamboyantly gay tendencies. Homer: BARTS GAY? Counselor: Oh, ur bart simpson's parents...(closes file on desk so that u see the name [Van Housen, Milhouse]) thats one of my favorite episodes just for that scene... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/vodka/other61.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Lenny&Carl or Barney. or Homer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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