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Simpsons character to come out of the closet

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GamblersGrin, Jul 27, 2004.

  1. GamblersGrin

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    Simpsons character to come out of the closet

    Discussion started by GamblersGrin - Jul 27, 2004

    the only article i could find on this was crappy fox news. i know a character is coming out but i have not heard of a wedding, which fox news says there may be. like most things, im sure its an exaggeration. anyways, i think smithers is too obvious the answer. could it be carl and whats his face? im thinkin the longshot, moe.


    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,127127,00.html

    'Simpsons' to Feature Gay Wedding
    Tuesday, July 27, 2004
    By Don Kaplan


    Someone on "The Simpsons" is coming out of the closet and could get married.

    "Simpson" producers, including creator Matt Groening, let the news slip out at the San Diego Comic Convention over the weekend. But they did not say who it would be.

    The way-too obvious choice would be Waylon Smithers, evil nuclear-power tycoon Montgomery Burns' timid toady — who for years has harbored a not-so-secret love for his fragile, scheming century- old boss.

    Smithers sexuality has long been a line of discussion among Simpson aficionados. And he's professed his love for Burns several times just before disaster seems about to strike.

    In one episode, as the town's nuclear power plant faces a meltdown, Burns concludes, "I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass good- bye."

    Smithers asks brightly, "May I, sir?"

    But another school of thought considers one of Marge Simpson's chain-smoking sisters — Selma and Patty — to be the future Mrs. of a Mrs.

    Selma has walked down the aisle several times, including marriages to homicidal kids' show character Sideshow Bob (search) and fictional movie star Troy McClure (best remembered for the faux educational filmstrip: "2+2 = Negative Fun").

    Patty once dated Springfield Elementary's Principal Skinner and both sisters flew into a murderous rampage at the thought of MacGyver (the gadget guy from the 1980s TV show) being gay.

    Both often also say that men are pigs, and Selma once maced another character when he mistook her for Mary Tyler Moore.

    In the wedding episode, Homer becomes an ordained minister over the Internet and begins performing gay marriages.
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Jul 27, 2004

    Either Patty or Selma was caught coming out of the Springfield Burlesque House, also. Can't remember which, but the episode was on yesterday.
     
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    EyeforAnEYE - Replied Jul 27, 2004

    also in another episode where a gay pride parade goes by a float with 'in the closet' you can hear patty or selmas voice.

    I watch too much simpsons
     
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    Teh0wnz - Replied Jul 27, 2004

    I told y'all niggas that simpsons was wack, but did you listen.... nooooo...
     
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    Brewster Baker - Replied Jul 27, 2004

    we all know smithers is gay it will prolly be him.
     
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    Smart - Replied Jul 27, 2004

    ^that's exactly why it probably WON'T be Smithers. We all know he's gay, he's obviously in the closet for professional reasons so...

    Remember when "Somebody was gonna die in this weeks episode"? Turned out to be Maude Flanders, I know none of you saw that shit coming.

    Give the writers a little credit. It's probably not gonna be Smithers, Selma or Patty, or the Sea Capitan... Somebody random like Dr. Nick or Milhouse's dad...
     
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    0RB1T0N3R - Replied Jul 27, 2004

    family guy is better
     
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    ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ - Replied Jul 27, 2004

    FAMILY GUY DOES ROCK... IN MY OPINION ITS
    FAMILY GUY
    THE SIMPSONS
    FUTURAMA
    KING OF THE HILL
     
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    futurama sucks
     
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    Anybody see any similarities?
     
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    all cartoons from FOX
     
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    king of the hill sucks
     
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    May I remind you that we're not here to debate the existance of vampires... or which cartoon is better.
     
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    mikro137 - Replied Jul 27, 2004

    yes millhouse's dad is probally the likely canidate. im putting 3 to1 he will marry snake the crimminal

    how about lenny and carl? they've been leading pretty ambiguous lifestyles for several seasons now.....
     
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    EyeforAnEYE - Replied Jul 27, 2004

    Yeah it will be someone completely random and you would have never thought in a million years. Maybe Comic Book Guy hmmmmmmm
     
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