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i just got a couple new lacoste polos to last through spring. the problem is, they're both size small, and those are too big for me. normally i get the youth size 14-16 y/o but that was "not available" at the time.

 

so these shirts need shrinking in order to properly fit my coat-hanger frame. do you guys know any magical quick shrinking tips? yo i'm talking instant gratification here.

 

FYI these are pique, not stretch.

 

man i wanna kill cypress hill for sampling the clash's "guns of brixton."

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Originally posted by DR+DELUSION

i just got a couple new lacoste polos to last through spring. the problem is, they're both size small, and those are too big for me. normally i get the youth size 14-16 y/o but that was "not available" at the time.

 

so these shirts need shrinking in order to properly fit my coat-hanger frame. do you guys know any magical quick shrinking tips? yo i'm talking instant gratification here.

 

FYI these are pique, not stretch.

 

man i wanna kill cypress hill for sampling the clash's "guns of brixton."

 

Wash in cold water and put it in the dryer.

 

and yes, I am pissed about them sampling that clash song.

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Originally posted by DR+DELUSION

i just got a couple new lacoste polos to last through spring. the problem is, they're both size small, and those are too big for me. normally i get the youth size 14-16 y/o but that was "not available" at the time.

 

so these shirts need shrinking in order to properly fit my coat-hanger frame. do you guys know any magical quick shrinking tips? yo i'm talking instant gratification here.

 

FYI these are pique, not stretch.

 

man i wanna kill cypress hill for sampling the clash's "guns of brixton."

 

Damn sucks for you, i hate it when that happenes:(

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Originally posted by adderall

i think the cypress hill version is better

 

girls within a certain waist size should be required to wear shrinking clothes

 

 

WHAT!? you're crazy. the clash are icons. cypress hill is crap.

 

and i am a man. with a penis.

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I haven’t heard this song you’re talking about, but I normally have faith in DJ Muggs’ production. Cypress Hill is not wak. You’re stupid. You think the word throwback was invented by idiot teenage blacks when it is an old term used by my dad, even.

 

How is it wak for you if someone samples the Clash? I just don’t get it.

 

I think you’re supposed to wash in hot water, then throw in the dryer.

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1. to all: fuck it i don't need your help. i don't know why i even asked. i shrunk the shirts and they fit just fine. and did i mention that they're both pale pink? yeah it's good to duplicate your items in case something happens.

 

2. TO WEAPON X: you're the fucking idiot man. who the hell is DJ Mugg. some asshole negroid "rap superstar" i suppose. cypress hill is garbage, along with all other "rappers." do you even know anything about the clash. anyone who samples them is crap. pure crap. fuck. the word "rap" alone is enough to make me vomit. go waste some money on a knockoff baby blue "burberry" t-shirt from "urban trends" and kill yourself already. do it on easter sunday in a churchyard. using vodka and medicine. while wearing a seersucker suit or pastel colours. it'll be soooooo tragically glam. and if your dad uses the term "throwback," well.....haha i'm speechless. does he wear the jerseys and jock chingy videos? fuck it just bring your whole extended family along for a mass suicide/

 

3. TO DETO: dude you type in pink "kid". you're ruining the fucking best colour ever. man i hate it when lame-asses ruin cool shit. and you're e-friends with "tease." just suck his dick and get it over with fag. you're a fucking wigger man. quit calling people "nigger." you're the fucking "nigger." hahaha dude you're actually proud that you look like "the rock." go jerk off to some "pro wrestling" you fucking illegal alien.

 

4. to "fud": i weigh 105. yes that's right. i'm approaching 20 and i weigh 105. but dammit i look good.

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and while you social rejects were busy jocking my thread, i was out having more than my share of vodka shots and vodka tonics and martinis and valium with REAL LIFE friends. do you guys have those? i think not. fuck i even got harassed by ugly dorks for wearing pink. then i ashed all over their cheap clothes and pissed all over their cherokees and stangs. fucking coonasses. but hey there's no such thing as bad publicity right? fuck you wouldn't know would you. you bunch of carpenter jeans/ dickies/girbaud/old navy wearing dorks.

 

soooo what did YOU do tonight

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congratz ur an official badass for drinking vodka.

 

edit* forgot to answer ur questions.

 

i stayed at mansion with my cousins. swam in the pool, had some fun with xbox. ate some kitchen fresh chicken. watched some TV. pretty fun day. the jacuzzi felt good. i liked how it was so hot that the water was steaming. that ish is therapuetic.

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Originally posted by DR+DELUSION

soooo what did YOU do tonight

 

your a joke

i won lots of money at the casino.

i was happily wearing a nice Krew polo shirt

i am satisfied with myself

i dont cry myself to sleep at night.

i own you sucka:lol: :lol:

 

 

edit: haha im not even gunna get into this.

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Originally posted by DR+DELUSION

1. to all: fuck it i don't need your help. i don't know why i even asked.

2. TO WEAPON X: you're the fucking idiot man.

 

Originally posted by DR+DELUSION

fuck it just bring your whole extended family along for a mass suicide/

 

Originally posted by DR+DELUSION

3. TO DETO: dude you type in pink "kid". you're ruining the fucking best colour ever. man i hate it when lame-asses ruin cool shit. and you're e-friends with "tease." just suck his dick and get it over with fag. you're a fucking wigger man. quit calling people "nigger." you're the fucking "nigger." hahaha dude you're actually proud that you look like "the rock." go jerk off to some "pro wrestling" you fucking illegal alien.

 

Originally posted by DR+DELUSION

you're an official 13 year old girl for typing "ur" and substituting "Z" for "S"

 

Originally posted by DR+DELUSION

you social rejects were busy jocking my thread,

 

Originally posted by DR+DELUSION

you bunch of carpenter jeans/ dickies/girbaud/old navy wearing dorks.

 

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