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Good god, this link was at the bottom of that dolphin page...

"Necrophiliacs prefer to go about their business alone; sharing is not a part of this alternative lifestyle as the corpse usually wears out fairly quickly. This is not to say that the occasional orgy involving four or five necrophiliacs and about a dozen or so corpses does not occur, but it is very rare. In this file I will describe common (and some uncommon) techniques which necrophiliacs use to gain satisfaction from their stiff partners. Hopefully these vivid descriptions will encourage you to go out to your local cemetery and to join our ranks!":yum:

Who's down for a necrophiliac orgy?

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Originally posted by crave

that's the best. you're both clean and already aroused. it's just the best.

 

i second the motion.

 

it can be pretty difficult getting it on in the shower, especially if its just a stall. if its a tub, bend over, spread em, and have some nice clean fun. although sometimes my legs start to cramp.

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

I've shower sexed up the last two girls I've dated.

 

unfortunately, there will be no shower sex in my shower until I get up off my lazy ass and clean that thing up. kinda lookin' shady right now.

 

that's what SHE'S there for, bro ;)

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