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Shoulda cheese wedge when you french fry.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Soup BDC, Apr 10, 2006.

  1. Soup BDC

    Soup BDC Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 559 Likes Received: 0
    This ski season's been crazy. It's supposed to be spring so all the stores are selling out their stock so I got a $500 pair of K2 Public Enemys for 260, then this weekend had mad powder, nothing was groomed, and these fat boys just won the heart shaped asses of every snowbunny on the slopes.

    My weekend was gr8. Thanks for asking.
  2. After School Special

    After School Special Banned

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 8,181 Likes Received: 225
    Where the fuck was there powder?
  3. Soup BDC

    Soup BDC Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 559 Likes Received: 0
    Alpine Meadows was covered, enough to make a difficult day for the beginners on the blues; you saw as many skiiers lieing down as snowboarders. I'm used to riding a 184, so while riding a 159 even I ate it twice by leaning too foward and digging the nose in it.
  4. El Jefe Uno

    El Jefe Uno Dirty Dozen Crew

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  5. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 177
    Okay, you see what he did?
    He French-fried when he should've pizza'ed.
    You French-fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.
  6. fuse=--action

    fuse=--action Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2005 Messages: 1,855 Likes Received: 0
  7. swedish erotica

    swedish erotica Banned

    Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Messages: 1,758 Likes Received: 2
    i hate getting snow down my trousers.
  8. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    It's always ski season.
  9. MAR

    MAR Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2005 Messages: 7,264 Likes Received: 256
    I find it rather refreshing.
  10. Soup BDC

    Soup BDC Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 559 Likes Received: 0
    Ski jackets come with powder skirts just for such an event.

    Who else boards/skis/ski-bikes/snowcanoe/telemarks...?
  11. destr0ya

    destr0ya Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2006 Messages: 162 Likes Received: 6
    skiing is for women
  12. Soup BDC

    Soup BDC Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 559 Likes Received: 0
    You've made two posts total, and one of them was to come out of the closet.
    Last edited: Apr 10, 2006
  13. Flavicon

    Flavicon Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Messages: 2,367 Likes Received: 18
    skiiing is for fruity, spoiled, white boys

    end of story
  14. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    If anyone ever asked me if I wanted to 'go hit the bunny hill' I'd probably pull out an ox and a pocketbook mirror and look down at my hands all confused until I realized nothing was going to happen. Then I'd dismantle dude's jaw and take his 'gear' to Play It Again Sports for wasting my time.
  15. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    buck 50 to the face with a razor blade.

    I actually know a professional skiier, and even though I think skiing sucks, this guy probably has more fun making money than anyone I know.