Guest beardo Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 :haha: so i've been asked to don the big red suit and visit a friends house xmas eve. surprised that i'm actually considering. its so ridiculous that it just might have to happen. ever been santa? stories? :clown2: beardo/im not THAT fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by beardo@Dec 22 2005, 04:10 AM :haha: so i've been asked to don the big red suit and visit a friends house xmas eve. surprised that i'm actually considering. its so ridiculous that it just might have to happen. ever been santa? stories? :clown2: beardo/im not THAT fat Quoted post id do it, but instead of milk and cookies i would request whiskey and hot pockets. you get to make someones holiday man, do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 maybe you could get some little boys to sit on your lap ...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 um yes. Bring a camera. I've always wanted to see santa catching fillins on the highway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 A jolly red cap and a big white beardo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Dec 22 2005, 04:19 AM A jolly red cap and a big white beardo Quoted post da dum tish ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 make sure to get riotously drunk beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Dec 22 2005, 12:20 AM make sure to get riotously drunk beforehand. Quoted post that's your solution to EVERYTHING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I'd do an intervention but that would be extremely hypocritical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 i believe it is the great homer simpson who once said that alcohol is the cause and the solution to most problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 do you come with the car ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by beardo@Dec 22 2005, 12:23 AM i believe it is the great homer simpson who once said that alcohol is the cause and the solution to most problems. Quoted post to all of life's problems. get it straight n00b :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 i've watched 3.7 complete episodes of the simpsons in my lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 what the fuck ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 this board is dead as fuck when i need it the most. im at work and no one is posting. how am i going to kill this last hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher+Dec 22 2005, 02:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Dec 22 2005, 02:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Dec 22 2005, 12:20 AM make sure to get riotously drunk beforehand. Quoted post that's your solution to EVERYTHING! Quoted post [/b] and when it stops working i'll stop doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frate_Raper Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Grade six,I was failing music class and was told I'd be held back the year if I didn't play Santa in the x-ms concert......I was made fun of so much until grade 8 for that jam. Do it man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 i was our school mascot once..i walked around the hallways and these ppl from the yearbook comittee were taking pics of me girls were all over me it wasnt even funny. all inall, i had a blast, and i would suggest u take this gig. itll be fun, trust me...may not seem like it at first, but once u get in that costume itll be a good time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 The fact that you're actually mulling this over saddens me. I'd be wearing the suit for days beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Hahah... Yeah I'd probably do it. And Mamerro, you'd be like a drunk Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 With a huge boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 My brother in law had one of his friends do that for my nephew one year. Made his christmas. Plus then me and santa drank bourbon together and talked about titties. Do it, you can also go out to the bar afterwards dressed as santa and explain to girls what you did and get them all over you. I am thinking about dressing up as santa the last night I have to work(friday night) before we shut down for the holidays. Would you give me a better tip if I delivered your pizza dressed as santa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I'd do it. I'd also go to the bars before and after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETA Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Fuck Santa Clause. Go as the Hanakah dreidle or as the Kwanza whatever the fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 dont pass it up i would do itand get wrecked nothing could be as fun as being a drunk santy claws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Zack Morris@Dec 22 2005, 08:50 AM My brother in law had one of his friends do that for my nephew one year. Made his christmas. Plus then me and santa drank bourbon together and talked about titties. Do it, you can also go out to the bar afterwards dressed as santa and explain to girls what you did and get them all over you. I am thinking about dressing up as santa the last night I have to work(friday night) before we shut down for the holidays. Would you give me a better tip if I delivered your pizza dressed as santa? Quoted post Most likely yes. Unless, you were like El Mamerro - Drunk santa w/ boner and pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT+Dec 22 2005, 08:58 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dirty_habiT - Dec 22 2005, 08:58 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Mamerro, you'd be like a drunk Santa. Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-El Mamerro@Dec 22 2005, 09:08 AM With a huge boner. Quoted post so disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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