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should i be santa?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Dec 21, 2005.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    :haha:

    so i've been asked to don the big red suit and visit a friends house xmas eve. surprised that i'm actually considering. its so ridiculous that it just might have to happen.

    ever been santa? stories? :clown2:

    beardo/im not THAT fat
     
  2. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2004 Messages: 2,015 Likes Received: 20

    id do it, but instead of milk and cookies i would request whiskey and hot pockets. you get to make someones holiday man, do it.
     
  3. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

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    maybe you could get some little boys to sit on your lap ...?
     
  4. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    um yes.

    Bring a camera.

    I've always wanted to see santa catching fillins on the highway.
     
  5. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

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    A jolly red cap and a big white beardo
     
  6. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

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    da dum tish !
     
  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    make sure to get riotously drunk beforehand.
     
  8. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

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    that's your solution to EVERYTHING!
     
  9. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

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    I'd do an intervention but that would be extremely hypocritical
     
  10. beardo

    beardo Guest

    i believe it is the great homer simpson who once said that alcohol is the cause and the solution to most problems.
     
  11. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

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    do you come with the car ?
     
  12. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5

    to all of life's problems.

    get it straight n00b



    :biglaugh:
     
  13. beardo

    beardo Guest

    i've watched 3.7 complete episodes of the simpsons in my lifetime.
     
  14. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

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  15. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

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    this board is dead as fuck when i need it the most. im at work and no one is posting. how am i going to kill this last hour.
     
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