sarcasm Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 my trip to hawaii is pretty much canceled. me and my girlfriend of 2 years are on the verege of breaking up. we just had "one of those" conversations over the phone. i have a sunburn on my face. no fucking cigarettes. no fucking food to eat in my empty ass fridge. and, i've only been up for a couples hours. how the hell did this all happen already. boo fucking hoo for my sorry ass self. /thisishowemoscry close this worthless thread, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Have a wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 You as well eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 well...lifes a bitch, we all must remember.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 It's all right there, just take what you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Girls are just never happy man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 and you're asian. Shit is NOT looking up for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 and you're asian. Shit is NOT looking up for you. no it is not and my girl is way hot (half chinese, half mexican), so if i lose her, im pretty much just at "single, broke ass, bored, small eyed, chink." damn the world *shakes fist mutiple times* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parcheesey Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 i thot this was gunna be a thread about witnessing someone getting shot down, or flicks. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trampled Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by sarcasm so if i lose her, im pretty much just at "single, broke ass, bored, small eyed, chink." not to mention 'small penised' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 take all the money that you would have spent on the trip, and head down to the titty bar. booyakasha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by THE CORONER damn emo This was the first thing that came to mind for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 http://www.swr3.de/__pix/cover/500x435/9629.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Boner not to mention 'small penised' i knew somebody on this board would mention such a thing. just remember buddy, im korean and koreans (from a historical point of view) are a mix between chinese and mongolian. and mongolians are known for having big ass shlongs. so fuck you, i got a dig big enough to make your girl cum 24 times in one session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trampled Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 ^^ did I tread on a touchy subject, small penis guy?? relax, we're all friends here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by sarcasm i got a dig big enough to make your girl cum 24 times in one session. "This dig, i'm curious, do you have it?" "I don't get, what is this dig?" "He said this dick mutha fucka can't you speak english?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinse Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by johndoe i thot this was gunna be a thread about witnessing someone getting shot down, or flicks. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Quit Sniveling Get high, go surfing. Stop bitching. End of story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by sarcasm me and my girlfriend of 2 years are on the verege of breaking up. we just had "one of those" conversations over the phone. i have a sunburn on my face. no fucking cigarettes. no fucking food to eat in my empty ass fridge. and, i've only been up for a couples hours. how the hell did this all happen already. boo fucking hoo for my sorry ass self. /thisishowemoscry close this worthless thread, thanks. ever notice when cigarettes are really really needed to calm you down they dont work? i do. If it seems like it should end (don't follow your heart, follow your brain) then end it. You two may get back together later. Maybe you just need a break. etc etc etc. i would try to help more but you didn't give me too much to work with. If you want it to keep happening just remember don't stay mad. That shit ruins relationships. I did that a lot with my ex... even after I got over what ever happened I would force myself to stay mad just to prove the point that she fucked me over pretty hard. Fuck proving points. Seriously. the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 yeah... SAY YOU'RE SORRY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by LENS "This dig, i'm curious, do you have it?" "I don't get, what is this dig?" "He said this dick mutha fucka can't you speak english?" holy shit lol im dyslexic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 Re: Re: SHOT TO SHIT Originally posted by iloveboxcars ever notice when cigarettes are really really needed to calm you down they dont work? i do. If it seems like it should end (don't follow your heart, follow your brain) then end it. You two may get back together later. Maybe you just need a break. etc etc etc. i would try to help more but you didn't give me too much to work with. If you want it to keep happening just remember don't stay mad. That shit ruins relationships. I did that a lot with my ex... even after I got over what ever happened I would force myself to stay mad just to prove the point that she fucked me over pretty hard. Fuck proving points. Seriously. the end. yeah i gotta agree with you on this one. my friend was telling me just about the same kind of stuff earlier. thing is i wasn't mad from the start, she was the one who brought up some points that i neglected/ failed to acknowledge. its kind of hard for me to explain myself, when i didn't even explain the whole situation. but thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Boner ^^ did I tread on a touchy subject, small penis guy?? relax, we're all friends here... HAHAHAHAHA... the "small penis" thing IS a very touchy subject for Asian men. Nigga got all technical talking about "we have Mongolian in us". I remember I was posting on some "Asian Ethnic" board a while back, and one of the Asian guys was like "I'm tired of you non-Asian guys taking all our women." I made a few inflammatory remarks in response. No big deal. Then when I made the small penis joke, you won't believe how many e-mails I got in response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 ones of my mates is korean, and he has a small penis, i saw it when he pissed in a bubbler + girls told me its true though, white guys do take all the asians girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by KaBar2@Jul 25 2004, 09:38 PM Get high, go surfing. Stop bitching. End of story. Quoted post Hell yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 go to the "massage parlor" and get a happy ending. only way to fix things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 kill yourself... or kill all your brain cells so you dont remember ever having a girlfriend that loved you, and cared about you. because all that shit is a lie. i know this from experence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted April 5, 2005 Author Share Posted April 5, 2005 WOAH, WHAT THE OLD ASS THREAD COMMING BACK TO LIFE?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Bumping old threads is the new thing to do, I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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