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Smiths Appreciation thread......

 

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Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking

When I said I'd like to smash every tooth

In your head

 

Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking

When I said by rights you should be

Bludgeoned in your bed

 

 

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt

As the flames rose to her roman nose

And her Walkman started to melt

Oh ...

 

 

Bigmouth, la ... bigmouth, la ...

Bigmouth strikes again

And I've got no right to take my place

With the Human race

 

 

Oh, bigmouth, la ... bigmouth, la

Bigmouth strikes again

And I've got no right to take my place

With the Human race

 

 

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt

As the flames rose to her roman nose

And her hearing aid started to melt

 

 

Bigmouth, la ... bigmouth, la ...

Bigmouth strikes again

And I've got no right to take my place

With the Human race

Oh ...

 

 

Bigmouth, oh ... bigmouth, la ...

Bigmouth strikes again

And I've got no right to take my place

With the Human race

Oh ...

 

 

Bigmouth, oh ... bigmouth, la ...

Bigmouth strikes again

And I've got no right to take my place

With the Human race

Oh ...

 

 

Bigmouth, oh ... bigmouth, la ...

Bigmouth strikes again

And I've got no right to take my place

With the Human race

Oh ...

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Oh, baby, look at you

Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux

How long'd it take to get that way

What a terrible waste of energy

You wear black clothes say you're poetic

The sad truth is you're just pathetic

Get into the groove just get out of my way

I came here to drink not to get laid

So why don't you just go on home

'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone

 

You'll dance to anything (x2)

 

Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual

Cause you're just another boring bisexual

"I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party"

Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees

80 pounds of make up on your art school skin

80 points of I.Q. located within

 

Know what you are? You're a bunch of ...

Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! Artfags!

Choke on this you dance-a-teria types!

 

You'll dance to anything by the Communards

You'll dance to anything by Book of Love

You'll dance to anything by The Smiths

You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode

You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited

You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth

You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans

who come over here with their big hairdos

intent on taking our money instead of giving your cash,

where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself!

 

You'll dance to anything!

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QUICK!!! pick your current top five smiths songs:

 

1. reel around the fountain

2. you've got everything now

3. accept yourself

4. bigmouth strikes again

5. still ill

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I'm so fucking unbelievably sick of lyrics like:

 

"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking

When I said I'd like to smash every tooth

In your head"

 

or

 

"Love is not like anything. Especially not a fucking knife."

 

Okay guys, we get it.. you're trying to be a badass romantic with a sense of self-loathing wit. We get it. Now lay off the LSD/Ritalin cocktails and stop writing lyrics that belong on novelty t-shirts at 'Gags and Gifts' shops.

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube@May 9 2005, 07:52 PM

Okay guys, we get it.. you're trying to be a badass romantic with a sense of self-loathing wit. We get it. Now lay off the LSD/Ritalin cocktails and stop writing lyrics that belong on novelty t-shirts at 'Gags and Gifts' shops.

 

Aint nothin wrong with a little badass romantic self loathing witticism, nor is there anything wrong with gag and gifts shops or novelty t-shirts.

 

LSD and ritalin's kinda harsh though.

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ive been called quite the smiths / morrissey fan.

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ive seen morrissey 12 times and have flown as far as japan to see him.

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im also the proud owner of 4 morrissey related tattoos.

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wait, maybe im just a loser...

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nevermind.

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